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I'm Captain Lou Albano talkin' to you about drugs. Kids, don't be afraid to say no. Anyone that asks you to use drugs is not your friend. Drugs can and will kill! Remember, don't be afraid to turn to your priest, your rabbi, your minister, your moms, your dads, your teachers because drugs can kill.
Ghassan! It ain't a bird! It ain't a plane! It's-It's...Little Robert!
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Ghassan! It ain't a bird! It ain't a plane! It's-It's...Little Robert!
Yeah, because the barbecue is us!
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Yeah, because the barbecue is us!
I've had it, I've HAD it! I'm sick of Koopa chasing us from world to world! I wanna go home!
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I've had it, I've HAD it! I'm sick of Koopa chasing us from world to world! I wanna go home!
This'll be easy as pie! Pizza pie, with pepperoni!
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
This'll be easy as pie! Pizza pie, with pepperoni!
Hey, of course! Anytime!
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Hey, of course! Anytime!
Enough talk! Let's get to work!
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Enough talk! Let's get to work!
Maginifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Maginifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!
Run now, gab later!
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Run now, gab later!
Take it from me, Queen Rotunda, this is the best love potion I ever mixed!
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Take it from me, Queen Rotunda, this is the best love potion I ever mixed!
He's gonna land real hard after this jump!
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
He's gonna land real hard after this jump!
Mario, please! Don't say another word!
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Mario, please! Don't say another word!
Alright, alright! Watch it! Okay! Let me try!
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Alright, alright! Watch it! Okay! Let me try!
Wh-wh-what are you gonna do?
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Wh-wh-what are you gonna do?
But in the meantime, we got ourselves a baby princess to take care of!
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
But in the meantime, we got ourselves a baby princess to take care of!
But, we still gotta get in Koopa's fort and save the Princess!
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
But, we still gotta get in Koopa's fort and save the Princess!
Sounds good to me!
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sounds good to me!
Quick, Mario! We have to build a fire and melt these Mushrooms!
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Quick, Mario! We have to build a fire and melt these Mushrooms!
Oh, boy! I can hardly wait!
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Oh, boy! I can hardly wait!
Hey, everybody! Elvin lives!
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hey, everybody! Elvin lives!
My prize-winning spaghetti sauce is finished! Try it!
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My prize-winning spaghetti sauce is finished! Try it!
We call it, 'Pizza Sauce!'
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
We call it, 'Pizza Sauce!'
No, no! Wait a minute! You got the wrong guy! Hold it! Back off! Whoa! Yipe!
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
No, no! Wait a minute! You got the wrong guy! Hold it! Back off! Whoa! Yipe!
Whoever is to free our land, must first pull the Golden Plunger from the Sacred Sink of Cramalot!
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Whoever is to free our land, must first pull the Golden Plunger from the Sacred Sink of Cramalot!
I'd say it was finished.
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'd say it was finished.