Suddenly, a Goat!
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Labour landed on this policy mix where it's racist turbocapitalism to the max but also you're not allowed to pick your teeth without government authorization. A sort of maximally awful politics; laissez-faire for corporations but not people.
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Labour landed on this policy mix where it's racist turbocapitalism to the max but also you're not allowed to pick your teeth without government authorization. A sort of maximally awful politics; laissez-faire for corporations but not people.
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Individual members of the public are seen as fair game now for the kind of all-channels monstering that would once have been dished out to union leaders, bent MPs or female celebs with drug habits, and not even for doing crimes but just for going about their daily lives.
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Individual members of the public are seen as fair game now for the kind of all-channels monstering that would once have been dished out to union leaders, bent MPs or female celebs with drug habits, and not even for doing crimes but just for going about their daily lives.
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The 2010s opened with a televised public inquiry into the crimes and malfeasance of the tabloids. It ended with the same papers hounding the PM’s neighbours for phoning the police at 2 am during his drunken, plate-smashing argument with his wife. It’s only got much worse than that since.
so Beth Upton was - very publicly - put through hell, monstered, harassed, abused by the press, by politicians, by her opponents lawyers and by the most rabid, fanatical online hate movement for... nothing
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The 2010s opened with a televised public inquiry into the crimes and malfeasance of the tabloids. It ended with the same papers hounding the PM’s neighbours for phoning the police at 2 am during his drunken, plate-smashing argument with his wife. It’s only got much worse than that since.
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Flashing my dick at the McDonald’s cashier to supersize my Big Mac meal
I’m actually going to need more calories in order to enact the violence I would rain down upon your restaurant lest you give me the women’s steak frites
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Flashing my dick at the McDonald’s cashier to supersize my Big Mac meal
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it is inconvenient that "people who hate us" extends to most mainstream journalism
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
it is inconvenient that "people who hate us" extends to most mainstream journalism
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Commonwealth grocery store + the goons within
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Commonwealth grocery store + the goons within
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Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Being a British parent is so weird bc you're actually worried about paying the sky high rent/mortgage & getting GP appointments but the entire press keeps telling you you're worried there's a trans person or immigrant nearby & the vat on Eton means there'll only be two skiing holidays this year
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this other one from that "The Cost of Living" series. really complicated image. those guys back there. full three dimensional space with two apertures playing against each other. that rainbow sweater, the flowers, forlorn young parents and look out here comes a baby head
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
this other one from that "The Cost of Living" series. really complicated image. those guys back there. full three dimensional space with two apertures playing against each other. that rainbow sweater, the flowers, forlorn young parents and look out here comes a baby head
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Preview of a Forthcoming Supernova - From Goddard Space Flight Center - https://flic.kr/p/bka3Bw
December 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Preview of a Forthcoming Supernova - From Goddard Space Flight Center - https://flic.kr/p/bka3Bw
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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the idea that ppl fake disability bcos they get treated nicely by society is the sort of absolute bullshit only our absurdly out of touch columnist class could believe.
we need press reform. im tired of this country being run by the spectator garden party set.
we need press reform. im tired of this country being run by the spectator garden party set.
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
the idea that ppl fake disability bcos they get treated nicely by society is the sort of absolute bullshit only our absurdly out of touch columnist class could believe.
we need press reform. im tired of this country being run by the spectator garden party set.
we need press reform. im tired of this country being run by the spectator garden party set.
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I urge you to note here how much of British politics and media - and indeed British culture in general - is just bullying, and little more. It’s a daily exercise in enforcing the social hierarchy by reminding everyone who they can and cannot kick. That’s why our most famous sitcoms are like that.
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I urge you to note here how much of British politics and media - and indeed British culture in general - is just bullying, and little more. It’s a daily exercise in enforcing the social hierarchy by reminding everyone who they can and cannot kick. That’s why our most famous sitcoms are like that.
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Keir Starmer - "I’ve always wanted a Labour government but I’ve never worried about the future of our country under a Tory government."
The words of a man so insulated from the harm done by the Tories he felt no compulsion not to continue the harm not being done to him and his.
The words of a man so insulated from the harm done by the Tories he felt no compulsion not to continue the harm not being done to him and his.
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Keir Starmer - "I’ve always wanted a Labour government but I’ve never worried about the future of our country under a Tory government."
The words of a man so insulated from the harm done by the Tories he felt no compulsion not to continue the harm not being done to him and his.
The words of a man so insulated from the harm done by the Tories he felt no compulsion not to continue the harm not being done to him and his.
This is a modern curse tablet
A constant blazing terror that somewhere, somebody might be getting a free cheese sandwich. Or indeed brief use of a wheelchair.
December 8, 2025 at 9:08 AM
This is a modern curse tablet
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blackberry retrieval technician
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
blackberry retrieval technician
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Again, notice how much worse this is than Trump’s America. There is meaningful resistance to this bullshit across the Atlantic. There is no elite resistance to it at all here, because these people have driven themselves insane and stomped all over anyone who objected to their horrific behaviour.
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Again, notice how much worse this is than Trump’s America. There is meaningful resistance to this bullshit across the Atlantic. There is no elite resistance to it at all here, because these people have driven themselves insane and stomped all over anyone who objected to their horrific behaviour.
Hey can someone in the media explain to me why the centre-left wing party they advocated for, which won the last election in a landslide, is governing to the right of previous rightwing party government?
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Hey can someone in the media explain to me why the centre-left wing party they advocated for, which won the last election in a landslide, is governing to the right of previous rightwing party government?
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Ian Austin was a Labour MP who spent the years 2015-19 furiously campaigning against his own party's leader because of alleged concerns about antisemitism. When his party lost the election, Boris Johnson made him a Lord. These are all plain facts and it's up to you what you do with them.
Absolutely insane here, like lecturing people for not recognising the decency and liberalism of Milosevic’s Serbia, yet somehow much, much worse, dumber and more insulting. You cannot big up a record of inclusion if you are destroying your subject underclass of people who have no rights.
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Ian Austin was a Labour MP who spent the years 2015-19 furiously campaigning against his own party's leader because of alleged concerns about antisemitism. When his party lost the election, Boris Johnson made him a Lord. These are all plain facts and it's up to you what you do with them.
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At some point we might realise this isn’t just about race, but about the biggest social problem we face: the belief that only rich people are worth anything, that the world must bend to their needs and wants and that the richer you are, the more important and valuable you are to the species
Saw this being shared, didn’t look closely and assumed it was about the US… but no, it’s the U.K.
This is so disgusting.
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 AM
At some point we might realise this isn’t just about race, but about the biggest social problem we face: the belief that only rich people are worth anything, that the world must bend to their needs and wants and that the richer you are, the more important and valuable you are to the species
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You might think that the "Labour" Party would consider labour itself to be a contribution to society, alas no, only "having lots of money" is a real contribution.
Perhaps they need to change their name to the Capital Party?
Perhaps they need to change their name to the Capital Party?
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
You might think that the "Labour" Party would consider labour itself to be a contribution to society, alas no, only "having lots of money" is a real contribution.
Perhaps they need to change their name to the Capital Party?
Perhaps they need to change their name to the Capital Party?
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Apart from the strangeness of the language - "non-biological people" sounds like a woke term for AIs in Black Mirror - this makes clear that Baroness Falkner came into her job at the EHRC believing that the net amount of human rights in the UK was too high, and that her job was to lower that amount.
Kishwer Falkner in The Times talking about the rights of "biological people". As compared to trans people, who are, of course, non-biological.
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Apart from the strangeness of the language - "non-biological people" sounds like a woke term for AIs in Black Mirror - this makes clear that Baroness Falkner came into her job at the EHRC believing that the net amount of human rights in the UK was too high, and that her job was to lower that amount.
The UK press are debating if a man who wants to deport all black people might have made racist remarks as a child, the US press are debating if shooting civilians a second time is bad.
Honestly I need the guy who wrote Ordinary Men to explain why we don't have a 3rd Reich every other decade
Honestly I need the guy who wrote Ordinary Men to explain why we don't have a 3rd Reich every other decade
December 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The UK press are debating if a man who wants to deport all black people might have made racist remarks as a child, the US press are debating if shooting civilians a second time is bad.
Honestly I need the guy who wrote Ordinary Men to explain why we don't have a 3rd Reich every other decade
Honestly I need the guy who wrote Ordinary Men to explain why we don't have a 3rd Reich every other decade
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December 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Wired magazine excerpt that reads like it should be from The Onion
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Wired magazine excerpt that reads like it should be from The Onion