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making the world a better place is the whole reason we're here so get busy or fuck off
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I did it, and it was well received. It's easy af and cheap too. Just dump everything into a bowl, add lime juice to taste while mixing. (excuse the bad lighting please)
Gonna turn this into a Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie.
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Fine, I'll do it. But I'm working remotely.
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Sweet and tart. Shit's bangin'.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Not the final form, but ready to go in the fridge to set. All it needs is a little whipped cream right before serving.
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Assembled ingredients in a bowl and mixed. Added 8 drops of blue and 6 drops of green food coloring to make it look more unnatural.
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I destroy the speakers with a key or pocket knife. (It does not electrocute you.) This is how I pay it forward.
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The troops:
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Pontius Pilate Energy
November 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Dye a fucking bolical
November 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Jim Amendments, your time has come.
October 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
October 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Did you finally get a suit from DeVonta Smith?
October 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Seconding all that. The Bahn Mi from Lan Viet is the best thing at North Market in my opinion, but there is a literal world of options there. You'd be remiss if you didn't visit at least once.
October 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
That's a load bearing editor's note
October 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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if you want AI to do everything for you then...what the fuck are you
October 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
1001 Homo DJs
September 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
It's the Cadillac of minivans
September 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Where is the eye protection? OSHA has no jurisdiction here, I guess.

European pallets are fucking weird and I will always hate them.
September 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
tha illest sondito
September 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
They taste like chocolate rice cakes (complimentary)
September 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM