My husband has a shop too! What shops were ya hittin?

Personally I am a dopamine addict so that’s a dream scenario for me, but I think most folks mute notifications from people they don’t follow or just mute em altogether lol

I love that for all three of them. Iconic

Dude your nephew looks like Patti Smith? Kinda rad.

The secret ingredient they always leave out is just a lot of MSG. That’ll probably take it over the edge into tasting exactly like it

solutions than social cannibalism. The vast majority aren’t even real, just hallucinations of some 36 year old chud in a warehouse in Nizhny Novgorod making minimum wage rubles to taint American political discourse instead of tackling their own autocratic disenfranchisement.

It’s made up bullshit. Just a bunch of Peter Pan shut-in dipshits misdirecting frustrations their fellow dipshit craps in the dipshit barrel. Fuckin delusional schizo-affectives hyped up on Chinese propaganda determined to misunderstand that problems that actually face them cuz those have harder

In high school a friend was 17 dating a 34 year old and that was only considered slightly abnormal until he orchestrated a sort of secret metaphysical geocache to terrorize all her friends, myself included. Once that came out everyone got a lot more on board the “fuck Robert” train lol

Christ Ken always has his grimy mitts on the worst shit

Pretty good way to stay baffled about stuff is to lead with an ableist insult 🤷🏻‍♀️

💯💯💯 Boy howdy do people hate when I say this about the Arts lol It’s true in all fields though.

Neat. And that makes you feel superior to people who don’t? Guess we’re reading different stuff 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hell, maybe we shoot for a little less “normal” and a little more “actually decent for everyone” if we’re feelin frisky.

Dog I make music for a living and I don’t listen to music every day lol it’s mostly audiobooks and podcasts

Tbh I don’t care if someone is a pedophile, I care if they rape kids, so it’s a moot point regardless.

Been giving a lot of thought to the logistics of stowing away on a boat and how to acquire counterfeit papers, yeah