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Nick P
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Ottawa
Found your mom in D&D tonight
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
August 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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the LMFAO guy has a "tennis career" section in his infobox now
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Given the chance of Dallas getting 20 points is precisely 0.00%, I respectfully disagree
🏈 PHI 20 - 0 DAL
11:32 2Q

This game has a 7.88% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 47-20 (0.15%)
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Strange times afoot in concacaf
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Wow Haiti and Curaçao to qualify if nothing changes and Costa Rica and Honduras to miss out ⚽
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The Albanian Derby
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I like how BTTF 2 made future Vietnam a travel destination because it seemed so outlandish in the '80s but it's like no, you guys actually got that one exactly right
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Canada v Ecuador ⚽
Ottawa v Boston 🏒
New England v NY Jets 🏈
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Insane conditions, CPL champs, CONCACAF Cup qualified, still wet
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
You have to wear your poison resistance ring on that court or you are going to be healing constantly
Will Hardy losing his mind with the officials as Rudy scores after a battle with Nurkic for the rebound
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Can dreams really come true. Are we not infinite beings of light
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Watching this game is hard work
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
You kinda knew that Mookie was eventually going to start Mooking
November 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Put me in Coach. I’m fucking STUPID with it, Coach. I’m fucking IDIOT on it, Coach. Put me IN, Coach. I’m Hunkin’ this shit DUMB BOY style, Coach.
October 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
They're going to make a movie out of Yesavage. Something Disney and crappy
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
October 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Mookie's had a look like he's reliving war trauma all night long
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Seriously this fuckin kid. And also this defense just swallowing everything while the Dodgers have some kind of fuck up on a routine basis
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This fuckin kid
October 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I’ve got serious constitutional questions now
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Share if you agree
October 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Cavalry v York ⚽

still buzzin
October 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM