Something you might want to fix: the article's link the the complaint links to this image. 😅

i.ebayimg.com/images/g/6nQ...

If you have friends who are parents lacking in adult time, you could have your (vetted) candidates for the procreation gig help you babysit while your friends "watch a movie" upstairs.

It's hard to fake being good and patient with kids. Perhaps a 'probably not' would become a 'hell yes'?

If you take a date to a dance club, the right moves and energy can turn a candidate for physical intimacy from a 'probably not' into a 'hell yes'. Dance clubs presumably offer some opportunity to witness the skills a candidate offers.

What is the equivalent for candidates for the procreation gig?

I'm surprised you're not applying more of your brilliant out-of-the box research thinking here.

Have you considered a different date format?