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Strandschaf
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he/him; proud of my kids; Guardian reading, tofu eating wokeratus; LGBTQIA+ supporter; #fcknazis, #fckafd, #fcktrump; ✊ ÖPN✌️; LLM-AI vegan; no DMs w/o interaction; 🌍 🇪🇺 🇩🇪 🇺🇦
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The UK has problems with their Prince Andrews streets. Renaming isn't always easy. Doing that for the Clown is easy, though.
Entrance of Trump Tower in New York City. The text 'Trump Tower' has been replaced by 'Pedo Tower' with Epstein's face between the words.
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Well this is awkward - pic of the planets and they are all planet shaped except earth which is flat
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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The new White House for his third term.
Picture of ADX Florence - Federal supermax prison. Above is the text 'TRUMP 2028'
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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They put lipstick on a piggy?
Close up of The Clown. His neck, being pressed into a shirt, looks like a vagina. The mouth is replaced with an arsehole. The chin is encircled with a while line. From that a white line is painted to the text 'Taint'. The arsehole is surrounded by red lipstick.
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Three hands with extended middle finger in three different skin colours from pink to dark brown.
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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If I got that right, creating the UK budget is a top-secret procedure, leaking like a sieve. The UK's Chancellor of the Exchequer (finance minister) then carries it in this famous red briefcase to the parliament for the reveal. (if not some public servant publishes it online 40 minutes earlier). 😂
The UK chancellor Rachel Reeves in front of (presumably) Downing Street holding up a red briefcase. Photograph: Tejas Sandhu/SOPA Images/Shutterstock
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
strandschaf.bsky.social
If I got that right, creating the UK budget is a top-secret procedure, leaking like a sieve. The UK's Chancellor of the Exchequer (finance minister) then carries it in this famous red briefcase to the parliament for the reveal. (if not some public servant publishes it online 40 minutes earlier). 😂
The UK chancellor Rachel Reeves in front of (presumably) Downing Street holding up a red briefcase. Photograph: Tejas Sandhu/SOPA Images/Shutterstock
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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You forgot the fight about the literal elephant in the room...
GOP elephant with a blonde wig and the text MAGA written on it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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🤣🤣🤣

Regarding mining: it may be dangerous, but you can be eternalised on a street light.

Streetlights in the city where I was born: an old mining town.
Bergmänner als Ampelmännchen in Duisburg.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I'm one of them. Still can't find the ketchup, but the Deere wasn't exactly hiding, was it?
Picture with two halves. On top is an open fridge with the text 'Men be like... Babe, where's the ketchup?' The ketchup bottle has been edited out. On the bottom is a picture of a John Deere tractor with the text 'But can see a deer hiding in the field on the other side of the road while driving'.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Did you mean this one?
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Typical lefty liberal FAKE news. It just depends on your perspective. Stand on your head!
Graph with the title: "Trump Tariffs Give Everybody Bigly Savings!" The x-axis is labeled from Jan 2024 to Oct 2025. The y-axis is labeled from 0.95 to 1.00. Subtitle: "US Retail Prices for Imported and Domestic Goods, Indexed to January 2024." Prices for imported goods went down to 0.95 in Dec. 2025 and then up to 1.0 in Oct. 2025. Prices for domestic goods went down to 0.977 in Dec. 2025 and then up to 1.0 in Oct. 2025. Two lines are drawn for the trend in Biden's presidency. Continued, it would end at 0.96 for domestic and 0.943 for imported goods. The original graphic has been mirrored vertically; the axis labeling stayed the same.
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Black and white photo of UK's prime minister Chamberlain returning from Munich in 1938, holding up the Munich Agreement. He is surrounded by people and has a microphone in front of him. Chamberlain's head is replaced by Trump's.
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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The Clown has Putin's "peace" plan!
Photo of UK's prime minister Chamberlain returning from Munich in 1938, holding up the Munich Agreement. He is surrounded by people and has a microphone in front of him. Chamberlain's head is replaced by Trump's.
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Früher durfte man noch ungestraft vom Gerüst fallen und war dann tot.

Mir ist sofort mein Lieblingskinderbuch eingefallen: "Unser Jahrhundert im Bild". Hat mich endlos fasziniert, aber auch sehr verstört, als ich ein kleines Kind war. Hätte ich meine Kinder nicht anschauen lassen...
Picture from a book. It shows a picture of a 'Biertragl': two persons carrying a wooden container with 50 beer steins.
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Didn't he get a golden bone saw?
Trump facing Saudi Arabian crown prince Mohammed bin Salman, shaking hands. Trump has a folder with papers in the other hand. The folder is replaced with a golden bone saw.
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Also good ICE. 😁
Picture of German high speed train ICE. Seats behind the engineer on the ICE 3 high speed train.
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Karoline Leavitt comments on the newest numbers!
Ri Chun-hee North Korean TV presenter at the White House Press Room lectern. Below the text '-43% is the best net approval rating the world has ever seen!'
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Karoline Leavitt comments on the newest approval ratings.
Ri Chun-hee North Korean TV presenter at the White House Press Room lectern. Below the text '-43% is the best net approval rating the world has ever seen!'
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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They'll never be happy. The focus is now much more on the bridges than before.
Picture of a bridge. The focus is moved to the background instead.
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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That name is already taken!
Close up of The Clown. His neck, being pressed into a shirt, looks like a vagina. The mouth is replaced with an arsehole. The chin is encircled with a while line. From that a white line is painted to the text 'Taint'.
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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There's absolutely no reason why The Clown is so desperate to bathe in the spotlight of Mamdani...
Presenter in TV studio. Behind him the news that Trump's net approval rating dropped 4% to -43%.
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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I wonder if there's a reason why The Clown is so desperate to bathe in the spotlight of someone...
Trump sitting behind his desk looking up all smiles at standing Zohran Mamdani. Presenter in TV studio. Behind him the news that Trump's net approval rating dropped 4% to -43%.
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Moo and Moe? I was expecting these two:
Cat and cow leaning their heads against each other.
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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It's a bit hard to train them but it works.
6 m high wall between Mexico and USA. Three cows are shown jumping over the wall. The picture is obviously doctored.
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM