“Zarah should join the greens!” lmao they’re way better off without her

In theory but they haven't got any lmao

I caught 2 minutes the other day and quite a few of the cast seem to be in some sort of modern slavery situation?!

And yet here I am.

Because my claim of being 50% jock, like the PM theory, is blatant fabrication

Against my expectations: jam first

Strongly suspect this may be his next plan:

I think both.

Well quite but there is a difference between being unable to pay for a mortgage and ever getting one being a distant dream

Right no I’ve settled my mind this: you simply cannot make me care about your shitty divorce when the opening track is detailing how you were able to get a mortgage on a four or five floor house in New York.

This is probably just cope, and obviously it's a joke he got away with the harrassment charge, but the fact he is now a convicted criminal surely MUST shift the dial on how he's reported, or at least make challenge against how he is more substantive.

HAVING SAID THAT, I think I do object slightly to journalists quoting this with "oh yeah some people have gone off the deep end haven't they" while dancing around who they mean.