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Stop Calling Me Frank
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Working up a fever in a one-horse town.

Somerville garage-punk-pub-rock band on Rum Bar Records.

The music stuff is the band’s; the politics, bad posts, & academic crap-takes, are mine.
https://stopcallingmefrank.bandcamp.com/track/santa-buy-me-a-beer
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New single: “M.B. Anthem (The Market Basket Song)”: a pious hymn to our favorite grocery store.
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MB Anthem (The Market Basket Song), by Stop Calling Me Frank
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(Plays “Darling Nikki”)
I guess u guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids…are gonna love it.
Prince’s obsession with Fox led to him privately commissioning a shot by shot remake of Back to the Future with the original cast and crew, but with himself as Marty McFly.
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a ✨hole, a hole✨ in everything
That’s how the light gets in.

-Leonard Cohen, “Anthem”

#poetry
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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We’re three MCs
And we’re sage and wise
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Yeah, the abusive drunk who ordered the entire military high command to hear a lecture on grooming wouldn’t do something foolish.
GOP Rep. Don Bacon: "I don't think Secretary Hegseth would be foolish enough to make this decision to say, 'Kill everybody. Kill the survivors,' because that's a clear violation of the law of war."
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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IF I DID IT, by Pete Hegseth bsky.app/profile/asha...
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Pete Hegseth on Sept 3 talking about the strike on boats where 2 survivors were later killed in a second strike: “I watched it live.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
RED IS THE ROSE,

BLUE ARE THE SKIES,
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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There was never any similar tut-tutting about actual echo chambers on the right—TS, Gab, all of those. But they couldn’t let us have nice things.
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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While Elon Musk may not be “religious” or “faithful“ to the Church in any explicit way, he’s clearly a cultural-Scientologist.
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I wonder if he was smart enough to get Hegseth's order in writing or not
The fall guy. Though he is probably also guilty of first degree murder.
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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As an adjunct, I will note that its darkly funny that the dynamic rn is that college admins have been leaning on faculty hard to be more rigorous w grading & to stop "handing out" As & will also absolutely throw us under the bus if a student bitches about a bad grade they got to them.
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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I named my fists Gilbert and Gubar because they'll knock some reductionist notions out of your attic.
I named my fists Mozart and Beethoven because they're always primed to play some sweet chin music.
I named my fists MSG and Garlic Powder, because your face is in season for some tenderizing.
December 1, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Anyway. Social media is genuinely terrible and made by people who seem to enjoy torturing us, so do whatever you’ve gotta do to get by.
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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I'm sure he still wants that.
In 2018 Stephen Miller wanted to blow up boats that had migrant children aboard. Try and get your head around that.
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Forget calling them ”tweets” or “skeets.”

Hear me out.
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Who among these critics of immigration is not descended from immigrants? Who among their American heroes are not? Who among those ancestors were not a product of cultural conflict or the search for something better and different? And who did not bring some of their traditions with them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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I am voting for Consequences.
November 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Gov. Walz to NBC: Trump has "normalized this type of hateful behavior."

"I think it's just because he's not a good human being, but secondly, [it's] to distract from his incompetency … Trump is like, 'This is language police. You guys are woke.' Many times, it's just about being decent to people."
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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They can't say no becasuse they have no balls, spine, or he has something dirty on them!!
Anybody notice how each and every cabinet member of the Trump regime says:

"THIS IS WHAT PRESIDENT TRUMP IS ASKING/WANTS US TO DO?"
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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a scathing indictment of his ouvre really
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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This is absolutely ridiculous. You can’t teach in a red state.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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its funny that GOP reps do the whole "but that's illegal" thing from their own side to their own side
GOP Rep. Don Bacon: "I don't think Secretary Hegseth would be foolish enough to make this decision to say, 'Kill everybody. Kill the survivors,' because that's a clear violation of the law of war."
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM