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Asschapel Roan
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HG Hero reporting for duty, Chancellor!
A red heeler dog smiles up at the camera, he is sitting at attention on an overgrown brick patio.
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Post something random or poopy December
Cloud Strife asks "Did Sephiroth... do this?" In Final Fantasy 7. Impaled on a stake is the Hamburger Helper hand guy.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Mashup meme All Dogs go to Heaven Except for those Class Traitors In the Paw Patrol
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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"The United States is also a one-party state, but with typical American extravagance, they have two of them." Julius Nyerere First President of Tanzania
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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"Dude! Let me in! I have humanitarian aid Don't you believe in humanitarian aid?" Pictured a vampire, his face a horrifying rictus grin, demands entry at a window, the stars and stripes of a US flag visible behind him
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Good morning!
Hero the red heeler dog stands in a hallway entrance next to his toy box
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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A deer with its tongue out suggests more productive discourse.
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them. - Julius Nyerere First president of Tanzania
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Oh yeah we rolling on
CNN screenshot showing the tanking stock market
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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We can escape if we find him again
Harambe The epic meme gorilla of 2016 shown looking down from heaven
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Good morning!
Hero the red heeler looks absolutely tiny sitting in his donut bed. He's like 50 lbs!
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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It's so good!
Hilarious cover from NY Post intended to satirize and vilify Zohran Mamdani but makes him look awesome A red illustration of a worker holds the traditional hammer and sickle of the Soviet Union aloft with skyscrapers in the background, Zohran's head is cropped onto the figure. The Red Apple On your Marx, get set, Zo! Socialist Mamdani wins race for mayor
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Wow BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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The one from the primary still my favorite!
All Glory To Chairman Zohran!
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Happy Halloween!
Hero the heeler pup in his purple dragon costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Happy Halloween!
Hero the dog showing off his dragon costume
October 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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My little homie just turned a year old, he had a really nice birthday with his buddies from agility class
Hero the red heeler pup on a shaggy rug, smiling broadly Two dogs playing on grass Two dogs playing on grass with a teeter in the background Hero the heeler pup yawns big in the sunlight. He is wearing his leash and harness and sitting on sidewalk near grass
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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He's at it again, boneheading it up
Dipshit denial of reality take from Ryan Grim stating that a Nazi tattoo being a deal breaker is 'insane'
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Hero and I have faith in you!
You are strong. 💚
Hero the red heeler pup sits on a shaggy round rug. He is smiling broadly.
October 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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This is my bestie, Hero!
Hero the red heeler pup yawns in the sun, eyes closed. He's sitting on the sidewalk near some grass dressed in his harness and leash.
October 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Dogs are so great! Good morning!
Hero the heeler pup on a shaggy rug
October 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Good morning!
Hero the dog lies on a rug that looks like 'snow' on a CRT TV. Omg don't look at how trashed the floor is.
October 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Tommy Shelby emphasizes to the lads that they are not to fight with regime-run accounts (Peaky Blinders Meme)
October 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM