Asschapel Roan
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Asschapel Roan
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Shitposting is self care
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America stands for freedom
but if you think you're free
try walking into a deli
and urinating on the cheese

youtu.be/D4hXR_-7rLQ?...
The Vandals "Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government)" (Kung Fu Records) [Official]
YouTube video by Kung Fu Records
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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The institutions are folding.

The elites are collaborating.

The people are fighting.

You want hope? It's that. You want to wake up to why we're here? Start there. You want to know why radicals refuse to give up? That's why.

There is a world elsewhere. 🏴
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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These are my awards, Mother. From Racisming.
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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cosigned!
Remember - if you're financially in a position to do so, skip the #BlackFriday deals online from big companies and shop instead from small and local businesses.
The big guns don't need your money, but for small traders it can be what keeps them going into 2026, so support your community instead.
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Wait this is the first time I’m noticing Al Zaidi got pulled down backwards after launching the second shoe.

Pretty impressive head-movement defense by Bush.

Solid display of athleticism all around.
Maybe American journalists should reflect on the courage of Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Post something random or poopy December
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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we are under martial law and military occupation

do not wait for the enemy to name shit for you
September 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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libs are all "we have to vote for democrats in the midterms to stop the fascism" while democrats are eulogizing the fucking gestapo
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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crowdfunding opportunity to support a trans poc 💕 they have no income and lost their car to a hit and run in october. $1,133 is due to cover rent by 12/1. please share and donate any amount you can spare to keep them warm and fed while they prepare for lease renewal. i know we can get this done!
Car for disabled household
We lost our car, help us not lose our lives, . A Black trans AuDHD person with multiple disabilities & crowdfunder of 6 lost their car after impacted in a hit-and-run October fifteenth. They have NO i...
chuffed.org
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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today I'm thankful for anti-imperialism and the inevitability of a dictatorship of the proletariat
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Liberals every time a Center-Right politician with numerous questionable factors is briefly in the headlines for doing the bare minimum
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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no it's where they teach you to consider the experiences and condition of the people around you so your comments are germane to what's already happening instead of weirdly discursive for no apparent reason
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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People don't dislike Tim Sweeney nearly as much as they should.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Everest : i am killing highly motivated bitcoin vice presidents as fast as i can mollz and im tired give a bitch a break
People should stop climbing mt everest
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Don’t like your family? Fuck them!
I’m your family now! Come grab a plate and hit the weed! I’ll tell your homophobic stepdad to eat shit and then we can laugh about it!
November 23, 2023 at 7:19 PM
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"The master class has always declared the wars; the subject class has always fought the battles. The master class has had all to gain and nothing to lose, while the subject class has had nothing to gain and all to lose—especially their lives."

- Eugene Debs, 1918 (this speech landed him in prison)
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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"Epic CEO angry that customers want to be informed and will refuse to purchase products they feel were made unethically so wants to take that choice away". There, fixed it for you.
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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You can safely dismiss almost anyone complaining about purity tests
OMG people are calling respecting BDS a “purity test.”

It sure is a test. Of your most basic willingness to materially stand behind Palestinian liberation. Lot of people failing.

A lot.

Is it a “purity test” to ask someone not to cross a picket line?
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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“Socialism does not mean getting together in a parliament and passing laws, socialism means for us overthrowing the ruling classes with all the brutality that the proletariat is capable of deploying in its struggle.”

- Rosa Luxemburg, the Junius Pamphlet, 1915
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Sorry for my absence but I've been busy moving into a new place.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Just on principle I don’t think my vet’s office nor Riot Fest should have Black Friday deals.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Also, imagine if Biden was on your side and threw the book at Trump in 2020 instead of being a genocidal maniac and minimalising the coup attempt becuase he's just a champion of the billionaires?
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM