STO Admiral Aaron
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These are the voyages of the U.S.S Northstar under command of Admiral Aaron. In STO Star Trek Online @ midnighttlc is my character id.
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Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Cyber Monday is not an excuse to smuggle thirty “discount” tricorders aboard. Security is overwhelmed, Engineering is confused, and the captain wants to know why one of them keeps shouting “I am the upgrade.”
#StarTrek #USSNorthstar #STO
Cyber Monday is not an excuse to smuggle thirty “discount” tricorders aboard. Security is overwhelmed, Engineering is confused, and the captain wants to know why one of them keeps shouting “I am the upgrade.”
#StarTrek #USSNorthstar #STO
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Cyber Monday is not an excuse to smuggle thirty “discount” tricorders aboard. Security is overwhelmed, Engineering is confused, and the captain wants to know why one of them keeps shouting “I am the upgrade.”
#StarTrek #USSNorthstar #STO
Cyber Monday is not an excuse to smuggle thirty “discount” tricorders aboard. Security is overwhelmed, Engineering is confused, and the captain wants to know why one of them keeps shouting “I am the upgrade.”
#StarTrek #USSNorthstar #STO
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Whoever hid in a Jeffries tube to avoid sensor logs, please stop broadcasting dramatic monologues. Command cannot brief while someone declares they “reject the tyranny of paperwork."
#StarTrek #USSNorthstar #STO
Whoever hid in a Jeffries tube to avoid sensor logs, please stop broadcasting dramatic monologues. Command cannot brief while someone declares they “reject the tyranny of paperwork."
#StarTrek #USSNorthstar #STO
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Whoever hid in a Jeffries tube to avoid sensor logs, please stop broadcasting dramatic monologues. Command cannot brief while someone declares they “reject the tyranny of paperwork."
#StarTrek #USSNorthstar #STO
Whoever hid in a Jeffries tube to avoid sensor logs, please stop broadcasting dramatic monologues. Command cannot brief while someone declares they “reject the tyranny of paperwork."
#StarTrek #USSNorthstar #STO
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The Seven of Nine Band will begin shortly in the Mess Hall.
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The Seven of Nine Band will begin shortly in the Mess Hall.
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November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The Seven of Nine Band will begin shortly in the Mess Hall.
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The Seven of Nine Band will begin shortly in the Mess Hall.
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Attention Crew of the Northstar:
For the last time, Black Friday is not a recognized event aboard this vessel. There are no discounts on replicator rations, no warp core doorbusters, and you may NOT “reserve a holodeck at 90% off.”
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
For the last time, Black Friday is not a recognized event aboard this vessel. There are no discounts on replicator rations, no warp core doorbusters, and you may NOT “reserve a holodeck at 90% off.”
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
For the last time, Black Friday is not a recognized event aboard this vessel. There are no discounts on replicator rations, no warp core doorbusters, and you may NOT “reserve a holodeck at 90% off.”
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
For the last time, Black Friday is not a recognized event aboard this vessel. There are no discounts on replicator rations, no warp core doorbusters, and you may NOT “reserve a holodeck at 90% off.”
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Reposted by STO Admiral Aaron
Full of conflicting feelings this morning. . .
Definitely thinking about all of my Cryptic fam, and especially the people still there.
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Definitely thinking about all of my Cryptic fam, and especially the people still there.
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Embracer sell Neverwinter and Star Trek Online devs Cryptic, allowing them to gather their party and boldly go where Saber went before
Embracer continue to restructure by getting shot of the MMO specialists at Cryptic and Arc Games.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Full of conflicting feelings this morning. . .
Definitely thinking about all of my Cryptic fam, and especially the people still there.
www.rockpapershotgun.com/embracer-sel...
Definitely thinking about all of my Cryptic fam, and especially the people still there.
www.rockpapershotgun.com/embracer-sel...
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The plant in the conference room now rings like a comm badge when spoken to. Whoever just spent five minutes giving it a tactical briefing before realizing it’s fine, we’ve all accidentally outranked a houseplant. 🌱 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
The plant in the conference room now rings like a comm badge when spoken to. Whoever just spent five minutes giving it a tactical briefing before realizing it’s fine, we’ve all accidentally outranked a houseplant. 🌱 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The plant in the conference room now rings like a comm badge when spoken to. Whoever just spent five minutes giving it a tactical briefing before realizing it’s fine, we’ve all accidentally outranked a houseplant. 🌱 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
The plant in the conference room now rings like a comm badge when spoken to. Whoever just spent five minutes giving it a tactical briefing before realizing it’s fine, we’ve all accidentally outranked a houseplant. 🌱 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Whoever renamed all the turbolift stops to “dramatic destinations” we now have people announcing things like “Proceeding to Chamber of Bureaucracy” instead of Deck 2. This is not helping morale, but it is hilarious. #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Whoever renamed all the turbolift stops to “dramatic destinations” we now have people announcing things like “Proceeding to Chamber of Bureaucracy” instead of Deck 2. This is not helping morale, but it is hilarious. #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Whoever renamed all the turbolift stops to “dramatic destinations” we now have people announcing things like “Proceeding to Chamber of Bureaucracy” instead of Deck 2. This is not helping morale, but it is hilarious. #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Whoever renamed all the turbolift stops to “dramatic destinations” we now have people announcing things like “Proceeding to Chamber of Bureaucracy” instead of Deck 2. This is not helping morale, but it is hilarious. #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The replicator malfunction earlier today has resulted in every meal being shaped like tiny Admiral Aarons. Soup, steak, salad everything. Every time someone enters the mess hall, three officers shout “Admiral on deck!” at their dinner. 😂 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
The replicator malfunction earlier today has resulted in every meal being shaped like tiny Admiral Aarons. Soup, steak, salad everything. Every time someone enters the mess hall, three officers shout “Admiral on deck!” at their dinner. 😂 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The replicator malfunction earlier today has resulted in every meal being shaped like tiny Admiral Aarons. Soup, steak, salad everything. Every time someone enters the mess hall, three officers shout “Admiral on deck!” at their dinner. 😂 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
The replicator malfunction earlier today has resulted in every meal being shaped like tiny Admiral Aarons. Soup, steak, salad everything. Every time someone enters the mess hall, three officers shout “Admiral on deck!” at their dinner. 😂 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Due to an anomaly in the starboard sensor array, we are currently broadcasting our internal comms on open frequencies. The galaxy has now heard the captain’s rant about “the audacity of Mondays.” 📡😬
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Due to an anomaly in the starboard sensor array, we are currently broadcasting our internal comms on open frequencies. The galaxy has now heard the captain’s rant about “the audacity of Mondays.” 📡😬
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Due to an anomaly in the starboard sensor array, we are currently broadcasting our internal comms on open frequencies. The galaxy has now heard the captain’s rant about “the audacity of Mondays.” 📡😬
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Due to an anomaly in the starboard sensor array, we are currently broadcasting our internal comms on open frequencies. The galaxy has now heard the captain’s rant about “the audacity of Mondays.” 📡😬
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
A mysterious gelatinous cube has appeared in the corridor outside Science Lab 3. It’s not hostile, but it is humming show tunes and slowly absorbing people’s shoes. Please retrieve your footwear at your own risk. 🫠👟
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
A mysterious gelatinous cube has appeared in the corridor outside Science Lab 3. It’s not hostile, but it is humming show tunes and slowly absorbing people’s shoes. Please retrieve your footwear at your own risk. 🫠👟
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
A mysterious gelatinous cube has appeared in the corridor outside Science Lab 3. It’s not hostile, but it is humming show tunes and slowly absorbing people’s shoes. Please retrieve your footwear at your own risk. 🫠👟
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
A mysterious gelatinous cube has appeared in the corridor outside Science Lab 3. It’s not hostile, but it is humming show tunes and slowly absorbing people’s shoes. Please retrieve your footwear at your own risk. 🫠👟
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The gym’s gravity settings were “accidentally” adjusted again. We now have a yoga class drifting majestically toward the air vents and a barbell that achieved low Earth orbit before Ops caught it. 🧘♀️🛰️
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
The gym’s gravity settings were “accidentally” adjusted again. We now have a yoga class drifting majestically toward the air vents and a barbell that achieved low Earth orbit before Ops caught it. 🧘♀️🛰️
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The gym’s gravity settings were “accidentally” adjusted again. We now have a yoga class drifting majestically toward the air vents and a barbell that achieved low Earth orbit before Ops caught it. 🧘♀️🛰️
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
The gym’s gravity settings were “accidentally” adjusted again. We now have a yoga class drifting majestically toward the air vents and a barbell that achieved low Earth orbit before Ops caught it. 🧘♀️🛰️
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Due to a scheduling mishap, today’s briefing was accidentally double-booked with a Klingon cooking class. Tactical is still recovering from the “surprise taste test.” 🍲😬
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Due to a scheduling mishap, today’s briefing was accidentally double-booked with a Klingon cooking class. Tactical is still recovering from the “surprise taste test.” 🍲😬
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Due to a scheduling mishap, today’s briefing was accidentally double-booked with a Klingon cooking class. Tactical is still recovering from the “surprise taste test.” 🍲😬
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Due to a scheduling mishap, today’s briefing was accidentally double-booked with a Klingon cooking class. Tactical is still recovering from the “surprise taste test.” 🍲😬
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Due to an unfortunate mix-up in the replicator database, all beverages are now served at “volcanic” temperature. Please let drinks cool before consuming… or continue filing burnt tongue reports with Medical. ☕🔥
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Due to an unfortunate mix-up in the replicator database, all beverages are now served at “volcanic” temperature. Please let drinks cool before consuming… or continue filing burnt tongue reports with Medical. ☕🔥
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Due to an unfortunate mix-up in the replicator database, all beverages are now served at “volcanic” temperature. Please let drinks cool before consuming… or continue filing burnt tongue reports with Medical. ☕🔥
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Due to an unfortunate mix-up in the replicator database, all beverages are now served at “volcanic” temperature. Please let drinks cool before consuming… or continue filing burnt tongue reports with Medical. ☕🔥
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
After last night’s viewing of Celebrity Traitors UK, half the crew now thinks the Admiral is a “Traitor” and the other half keeps holding dramatic round-table meetings in the mess hall.
Please stop voting each other off duty shifts. 🔪 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
After last night’s viewing of Celebrity Traitors UK, half the crew now thinks the Admiral is a “Traitor” and the other half keeps holding dramatic round-table meetings in the mess hall.
Please stop voting each other off duty shifts. 🔪 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
After last night’s viewing of Celebrity Traitors UK, half the crew now thinks the Admiral is a “Traitor” and the other half keeps holding dramatic round-table meetings in the mess hall.
Please stop voting each other off duty shifts. 🔪 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
After last night’s viewing of Celebrity Traitors UK, half the crew now thinks the Admiral is a “Traitor” and the other half keeps holding dramatic round-table meetings in the mess hall.
Please stop voting each other off duty shifts. 🔪 #StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Earth vs Universe Season 47 is not a valid reason to pause the ship’s mission. Also, whoever bet the ships replicators on the lip-sync finale… report to the Admiral immediately. 💅🚀
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Earth vs Universe Season 47 is not a valid reason to pause the ship’s mission. Also, whoever bet the ships replicators on the lip-sync finale… report to the Admiral immediately. 💅🚀
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Earth vs Universe Season 47 is not a valid reason to pause the ship’s mission. Also, whoever bet the ships replicators on the lip-sync finale… report to the Admiral immediately. 💅🚀
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Earth vs Universe Season 47 is not a valid reason to pause the ship’s mission. Also, whoever bet the ships replicators on the lip-sync finale… report to the Admiral immediately. 💅🚀
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Whoever rerouted the comm panel alerts so they now sound like applause stop it. The Admiral Aaron walked onto the bridge and thought the crew was *sarcastically* clapping. 👏😐
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Whoever rerouted the comm panel alerts so they now sound like applause stop it. The Admiral Aaron walked onto the bridge and thought the crew was *sarcastically* clapping. 👏😐
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Whoever rerouted the comm panel alerts so they now sound like applause stop it. The Admiral Aaron walked onto the bridge and thought the crew was *sarcastically* clapping. 👏😐
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Whoever rerouted the comm panel alerts so they now sound like applause stop it. The Admiral Aaron walked onto the bridge and thought the crew was *sarcastically* clapping. 👏😐
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Due to a calibration error, all door chimes now play dramatic theme music. Enter a room carefully someone nearly called Security when the captain walked in to full orchestra.
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Due to a calibration error, all door chimes now play dramatic theme music. Enter a room carefully someone nearly called Security when the captain walked in to full orchestra.
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Due to a calibration error, all door chimes now play dramatic theme music. Enter a room carefully someone nearly called Security when the captain walked in to full orchestra.
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Due to a calibration error, all door chimes now play dramatic theme music. Enter a room carefully someone nearly called Security when the captain walked in to full orchestra.
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The wellness survey was for actual medical concerns, not holodeck requests. Starfleet Medical has politely declined to treat “acute deficiency of beach time.” 🏖️😐
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
The wellness survey was for actual medical concerns, not holodeck requests. Starfleet Medical has politely declined to treat “acute deficiency of beach time.” 🏖️😐
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The wellness survey was for actual medical concerns, not holodeck requests. Starfleet Medical has politely declined to treat “acute deficiency of beach time.” 🏖️😐
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
The wellness survey was for actual medical concerns, not holodeck requests. Starfleet Medical has politely declined to treat “acute deficiency of beach time.” 🏖️😐
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Reposted by STO Admiral Aaron
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Environmental controls randomly switched to “tropical rainforest mode.” Until restored, please avoid Deck 6 unless you enjoy humidity, mystery puddles, and the sound of distant, judgmental parrots. 🌧️🦜
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Environmental controls randomly switched to “tropical rainforest mode.” Until restored, please avoid Deck 6 unless you enjoy humidity, mystery puddles, and the sound of distant, judgmental parrots. 🌧️🦜
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Environmental controls randomly switched to “tropical rainforest mode.” Until restored, please avoid Deck 6 unless you enjoy humidity, mystery puddles, and the sound of distant, judgmental parrots. 🌧️🦜
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Environmental controls randomly switched to “tropical rainforest mode.” Until restored, please avoid Deck 6 unless you enjoy humidity, mystery puddles, and the sound of distant, judgmental parrots. 🌧️🦜
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Someone mislabeled the food dispensers and now every meal comes with a random fortune cookie. Tactical’s said “Your phasers need balance” three times today and they’re starting to take it personally. 🥠🖖
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Someone mislabeled the food dispensers and now every meal comes with a random fortune cookie. Tactical’s said “Your phasers need balance” three times today and they’re starting to take it personally. 🥠🖖
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Someone mislabeled the food dispensers and now every meal comes with a random fortune cookie. Tactical’s said “Your phasers need balance” three times today and they’re starting to take it personally. 🥠🖖
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Someone mislabeled the food dispensers and now every meal comes with a random fortune cookie. Tactical’s said “Your phasers need balance” three times today and they’re starting to take it personally. 🥠🖖
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The arboretum’s new “self-growing vines” have expanded into Deck 4 and claimed a lieutenant as their “emotional support human.” He’s fine, but the plants are VERY clingy. 🌿😳
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
The arboretum’s new “self-growing vines” have expanded into Deck 4 and claimed a lieutenant as their “emotional support human.” He’s fine, but the plants are VERY clingy. 🌿😳
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
The arboretum’s new “self-growing vines” have expanded into Deck 4 and claimed a lieutenant as their “emotional support human.” He’s fine, but the plants are VERY clingy. 🌿😳
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
The arboretum’s new “self-growing vines” have expanded into Deck 4 and claimed a lieutenant as their “emotional support human.” He’s fine, but the plants are VERY clingy. 🌿😳
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Whoever rerouted life support through the ship’s karaoke system, please undo it immediately. The air quality is fine, but the entire vessel now wheezes “Sweet Caroline” every time we open a door. 🎶🚪
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Whoever rerouted life support through the ship’s karaoke system, please undo it immediately. The air quality is fine, but the entire vessel now wheezes “Sweet Caroline” every time we open a door. 🎶🚪
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Attention Crew of the Northstar:
Whoever rerouted life support through the ship’s karaoke system, please undo it immediately. The air quality is fine, but the entire vessel now wheezes “Sweet Caroline” every time we open a door. 🎶🚪
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar
Whoever rerouted life support through the ship’s karaoke system, please undo it immediately. The air quality is fine, but the entire vessel now wheezes “Sweet Caroline” every time we open a door. 🎶🚪
#StarTrek #STO #USSNorthstar