StirredCrazy
@stirredcrazy.bsky.social
All my money goes to concert tickets and tequila. Ally 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️.
Neil Young, Mirror Ball
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Neil Young, Mirror Ball
Came home the other day and thought Floyd (my fish) was dead - he was just kinda floating on his side, as dead fish do. But he wasn't. So I googled "my betta is swimming on its side."
And friends, I shit you not: it turns out Floyd is constipated.
(bahahaha I didn't even mean to make that pun)
And friends, I shit you not: it turns out Floyd is constipated.
(bahahaha I didn't even mean to make that pun)
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Came home the other day and thought Floyd (my fish) was dead - he was just kinda floating on his side, as dead fish do. But he wasn't. So I googled "my betta is swimming on its side."
And friends, I shit you not: it turns out Floyd is constipated.
(bahahaha I didn't even mean to make that pun)
And friends, I shit you not: it turns out Floyd is constipated.
(bahahaha I didn't even mean to make that pun)
Wait that was the wrong screenshot. But the sentiment remains the same for the "doctor" up there,obviously.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Wait that was the wrong screenshot. But the sentiment remains the same for the "doctor" up there,obviously.
I love me some delicious cow, but we put the babies in tiny dog crates so they can't move lest they become a bit tough. We factory-farm the big ones so they never see the light of day until we toss them on a truck to the slaughterhouse.
So give me a fucking break you poorly designed idiotbot 🙄
So give me a fucking break you poorly designed idiotbot 🙄
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I love me some delicious cow, but we put the babies in tiny dog crates so they can't move lest they become a bit tough. We factory-farm the big ones so they never see the light of day until we toss them on a truck to the slaughterhouse.
So give me a fucking break you poorly designed idiotbot 🙄
So give me a fucking break you poorly designed idiotbot 🙄
Crepe maker did not disappoint.
These delicate little fuckers are stuffed with bacon, creamy mushrooms and cheese and then topped with hot sauce & maple syrup. Outstanding.
These delicate little fuckers are stuffed with bacon, creamy mushrooms and cheese and then topped with hot sauce & maple syrup. Outstanding.
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Crepe maker did not disappoint.
These delicate little fuckers are stuffed with bacon, creamy mushrooms and cheese and then topped with hot sauce & maple syrup. Outstanding.
These delicate little fuckers are stuffed with bacon, creamy mushrooms and cheese and then topped with hot sauce & maple syrup. Outstanding.
I ate this crepe today. It was stuffed with ham, cheese, browned onions, and Dijon mustard, then covered in maple syrup. I would've liked a bit of hot sauce, but holy shit it was good.
So anyway my crepe maker from Amazon will be here by breakfast tomorrow.
So anyway my crepe maker from Amazon will be here by breakfast tomorrow.
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I ate this crepe today. It was stuffed with ham, cheese, browned onions, and Dijon mustard, then covered in maple syrup. I would've liked a bit of hot sauce, but holy shit it was good.
So anyway my crepe maker from Amazon will be here by breakfast tomorrow.
So anyway my crepe maker from Amazon will be here by breakfast tomorrow.
Yup.
He has no idea wtf is going on.
He has no idea wtf is going on.
October 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Yup.
He has no idea wtf is going on.
He has no idea wtf is going on.
Doesn't Ben Garrison have any family who love him enough to take his internet away
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Doesn't Ben Garrison have any family who love him enough to take his internet away
FYI: Ice Ice Baby is my personal 'Come Sail Away' and your gif forced me to mutter the entire song very quietly, under my breath
October 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
FYI: Ice Ice Baby is my personal 'Come Sail Away' and your gif forced me to mutter the entire song very quietly, under my breath
Lookit this cute nightlight my brother gave me 👻
October 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Lookit this cute nightlight my brother gave me 👻
This is the "I'm sorry, did you think you were allowed to speak loudly while I was sleeping?" glare.
March 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This is the "I'm sorry, did you think you were allowed to speak loudly while I was sleeping?" glare.
Like 15 years ago I installed this carpet specifically to camouflage this asshole's fur and you have to admit it was a good choice
January 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Like 15 years ago I installed this carpet specifically to camouflage this asshole's fur and you have to admit it was a good choice
I support all 4 rules.
January 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I support all 4 rules.
Ben Garrison lives in a perpetual acid trip, where everything almost makes sense - but not quite.
January 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ben Garrison lives in a perpetual acid trip, where everything almost makes sense - but not quite.
I mean the online thesaurus is free.
Jfc.
Jfc.
January 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I mean the online thesaurus is free.
Jfc.
Jfc.
The groomer says she will try to shave my cat one more time, and then I guess we're fired. I'm going to have to get him some cat Xanax or something.
He looks nice though (when he is not scowling at me).
He looks nice though (when he is not scowling at me).
January 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The groomer says she will try to shave my cat one more time, and then I guess we're fired. I'm going to have to get him some cat Xanax or something.
He looks nice though (when he is not scowling at me).
He looks nice though (when he is not scowling at me).
Dozens and dozens
January 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Dozens and dozens
I've got dozens of these
January 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I've got dozens of these
Texts from dad, exhibit #1:
January 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Texts from dad, exhibit #1:
Twenty-five years ago at this time the port-a-potties had overflowed already, the girl camping next to us had stepped on a fire ant hill, and sound check sounded awesome.
December 31, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Twenty-five years ago at this time the port-a-potties had overflowed already, the girl camping next to us had stepped on a fire ant hill, and sound check sounded awesome.
Lolololol my brother found it for me.
A tragedy frozen in time under my philodendron:
A tragedy frozen in time under my philodendron:
December 27, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Lolololol my brother found it for me.
A tragedy frozen in time under my philodendron:
A tragedy frozen in time under my philodendron: