Stevie they/them
@stevieherb.bsky.social
Come for the pup pictures, stay for the casual nihilistic memes.
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Type 1 diabetics drop your numbers!!
November 15, 2023 at 5:32 PM
Type 1 diabetics drop your numbers!!
My life is pretty good
November 11, 2023 at 9:14 PM
My life is pretty good
GRAY IS HERE TO SAY please adopt me
November 4, 2023 at 2:14 AM
GRAY IS HERE TO SAY please adopt me
Is it just me, or is it a BlueSky glitch that my notifications don’t clear once I’ve checked them?
November 2, 2023 at 10:14 PM
Is it just me, or is it a BlueSky glitch that my notifications don’t clear once I’ve checked them?
Realizing most of my Christmas decorations were associated with my ex, so I have very few left now.
November 2, 2023 at 10:12 PM
Realizing most of my Christmas decorations were associated with my ex, so I have very few left now.
Something is wrong. I’m not motivated by my plants anymore. 😭
November 2, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Something is wrong. I’m not motivated by my plants anymore. 😭
Massages are nice and good
November 2, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Massages are nice and good
Haven’t made soup lately ):
What’s your favourite soup recipe?!
What’s your favourite soup recipe?!
October 27, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Haven’t made soup lately ):
What’s your favourite soup recipe?!
What’s your favourite soup recipe?!
Motivation today: non existent
October 27, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Motivation today: non existent
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"How does Wikipedia cost so much to run when it can fit on a phone?" has big Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good energy.
October 23, 2023 at 4:57 PM
"How does Wikipedia cost so much to run when it can fit on a phone?" has big Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good energy.
Hey siri, what should I write in this birthday card
October 24, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Hey siri, what should I write in this birthday card
Totally a silly problem, but I hate when I’m tryina nap and someone turns on a power tool/lawn mower/motorcycle near my window 😫
October 24, 2023 at 3:43 PM
Totally a silly problem, but I hate when I’m tryina nap and someone turns on a power tool/lawn mower/motorcycle near my window 😫
I was visiting the my nieces today and Stella told me to set a timer on my phone then leave when it goes off. 😭😮💨 just savage.
October 22, 2023 at 10:49 PM
I was visiting the my nieces today and Stella told me to set a timer on my phone then leave when it goes off. 😭😮💨 just savage.
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this must be what they mean when they talk about the “woke mob”
October 11, 2023 at 5:56 PM
this must be what they mean when they talk about the “woke mob”
Secret time: I can’t tell one Hemsworth from another.
October 19, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Secret time: I can’t tell one Hemsworth from another.
Just some cuteness for your skies!!
October 18, 2023 at 6:21 PM
Just some cuteness for your skies!!
Best part of not smoking? Folks can’t say “smell ya later!” To me unless I had a bean burrito for lunch.
October 18, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Best part of not smoking? Folks can’t say “smell ya later!” To me unless I had a bean burrito for lunch.
3.5 days free from cigarettes!!! Now accepting gold stars :)
October 18, 2023 at 3:19 PM
3.5 days free from cigarettes!!! Now accepting gold stars :)
Babes, I went to bed and slept like a baby for 2 hours. Now I’m wide awake. This is so rude.
October 18, 2023 at 5:59 AM
Babes, I went to bed and slept like a baby for 2 hours. Now I’m wide awake. This is so rude.
My boo is watching a lot of Marvel movies lately and I’ll pop in half way through one and ask a question and he’s like… how much time do you have? (Answer: none)
October 18, 2023 at 5:44 AM
My boo is watching a lot of Marvel movies lately and I’ll pop in half way through one and ask a question and he’s like… how much time do you have? (Answer: none)
I’m a nose picker
October 17, 2023 at 1:55 AM
I’m a nose picker
Lauren: chose goodness
Me: chose violence (refuses to group text with an android)
Me: chose violence (refuses to group text with an android)
i am the only iphone user who tolerates android users in mixed group chats. i'm watching your 480p videos. i'm tolerating your "sent a 👍 emoji" messages. even though you chose a pixel or god forbid even samsung, you are still valid in my eyes
October 16, 2023 at 3:58 PM
Lauren: chose goodness
Me: chose violence (refuses to group text with an android)
Me: chose violence (refuses to group text with an android)
@schadenfjola.bsky.social welcome to the Good Place!
October 13, 2023 at 9:30 PM
@schadenfjola.bsky.social welcome to the Good Place!
I’m too cute to have to work this hard 😤
October 13, 2023 at 7:47 PM
I’m too cute to have to work this hard 😤
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give us a four day workweek
October 13, 2023 at 6:03 PM
give us a four day workweek