The Irate Gatsby
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"I'd like to be a hairdresser...or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers." - Barry Wom
Aaaaand the baby is immediately kidnapped by Bebop and Rocksteady
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Aaaaand the baby is immediately kidnapped by Bebop and Rocksteady
New nog just dropped
December 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
New nog just dropped
He's still weighing Christ's offer. Salvation sounds nice, but man those gold Buddhas sure are shiny.
December 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
He's still weighing Christ's offer. Salvation sounds nice, but man those gold Buddhas sure are shiny.
When American politicians go to China do they do this on the Great Wall too, just out of habit?
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
When American politicians go to China do they do this on the Great Wall too, just out of habit?
I don't know what their deal is but I'd like to join their gang
December 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I don't know what their deal is but I'd like to join their gang
Yes, we know. We just don't care.
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Yes, we know. We just don't care.
I don't like what they did with the house
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I don't like what they did with the house
"In the name of soccer I bring you peace."
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"In the name of soccer I bring you peace."
The cycle is comical at this point:
-Big Horrible Crime happens
-Right wingers rush in with no information and perform their "the Left wants you dead" vaudeville act.
-perpetrator turns out to be apolitical or right-leaning
-Right wingers pivot to "yeah...well...whatever."
-Big Horrible Crime happens
-Right wingers rush in with no information and perform their "the Left wants you dead" vaudeville act.
-perpetrator turns out to be apolitical or right-leaning
-Right wingers pivot to "yeah...well...whatever."
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The cycle is comical at this point:
-Big Horrible Crime happens
-Right wingers rush in with no information and perform their "the Left wants you dead" vaudeville act.
-perpetrator turns out to be apolitical or right-leaning
-Right wingers pivot to "yeah...well...whatever."
-Big Horrible Crime happens
-Right wingers rush in with no information and perform their "the Left wants you dead" vaudeville act.
-perpetrator turns out to be apolitical or right-leaning
-Right wingers pivot to "yeah...well...whatever."
QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10.
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10.
RIP Eddie Sakamura
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
RIP Eddie Sakamura
Listen up everyone, Socrates over here has an important riddle for us to ponder
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Listen up everyone, Socrates over here has an important riddle for us to ponder
"To the moon, Aaliyah!!"
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"To the moon, Aaliyah!!"
Every photo taken inside Trump's White House looks like guerillas posing in the presidential palace of an ousted king.
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Every photo taken inside Trump's White House looks like guerillas posing in the presidential palace of an ousted king.
Holy shit, Billy Frick nailed it
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Holy shit, Billy Frick nailed it
Bondi: You can rest easy, America. We got him.
America: Got who?
Bondi: The 2021 DC pipe bomber.
America: Who?!
Bondi: Oh come on, you remember!
America: Got who?
Bondi: The 2021 DC pipe bomber.
America: Who?!
Bondi: Oh come on, you remember!
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Bondi: You can rest easy, America. We got him.
America: Got who?
Bondi: The 2021 DC pipe bomber.
America: Who?!
Bondi: Oh come on, you remember!
America: Got who?
Bondi: The 2021 DC pipe bomber.
America: Who?!
Bondi: Oh come on, you remember!
Coincidentally enough, Monkey Truck Crash Survivor is also my favorite Japanese game show!
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Coincidentally enough, Monkey Truck Crash Survivor is also my favorite Japanese game show!
Watergate was 52 years ago. We need to find a new scandal suffix besides -gate. How about -ron like in Enron? Or -ella as in Coachella?
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Watergate was 52 years ago. We need to find a new scandal suffix besides -gate. How about -ron like in Enron? Or -ella as in Coachella?
Angry, disheveled Trump clarifies: "I was talking about Johnny Somali you idiots!"
December 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Angry, disheveled Trump clarifies: "I was talking about Johnny Somali you idiots!"
Your time machine has left you stranded in 1985 and the only man that can help you get back to the present year is wearing a t-shirt with this printed on it
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Your time machine has left you stranded in 1985 and the only man that can help you get back to the present year is wearing a t-shirt with this printed on it
There's no way this guy makes it another 3 years without saying ni***r
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
There's no way this guy makes it another 3 years without saying ni***r
ATTENTION NETIZENS!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
ATTENTION NETIZENS!!
This is how Jesus and the Apostles used to travel around
December 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is how Jesus and the Apostles used to travel around
When I buy the fancy Old World Style Ragu
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
When I buy the fancy Old World Style Ragu