☠️The Chapter Maggot☠️
@stevepattee.bsky.social
My pals call me Stewie.
Check out HorrorDNA.com. I do stuff there.
Currently reading: The Barre Incident by Lauren Bolger
Currently listening: Bloodsucker County by Jeff Strand, narrated by Scott Thomas
he\him
Check out HorrorDNA.com. I do stuff there.
Currently reading: The Barre Incident by Lauren Bolger
Currently listening: Bloodsucker County by Jeff Strand, narrated by Scott Thomas
he\him
Bankrupt these motherfuckers.
The OpenAI ruling writers should know about 👀 (if your work was scraped for LLM training, this affects you). www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
OpenAI Loses Key Discovery Battle as It Cedes Ground to Authors in AI Lawsuits
The issue has been a major battleground in discovery. OpenAI could be on the hook for hundreds of millions, if not billions, of dollars if it was aware it was infringing on copyrighted material.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Bankrupt these motherfuckers.
BuT rEpUbLiCaNs ArEn'T rAcIsT
Can we just fucking cleanse the Earth of MAGA cunts and those that are silent about what they are doing?
Can we just fucking cleanse the Earth of MAGA cunts and those that are silent about what they are doing?
“What is remigration, which the Department of Homeland Security is calling for?”
It’s this:
It’s this:
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
BuT rEpUbLiCaNs ArEn'T rAcIsT
Can we just fucking cleanse the Earth of MAGA cunts and those that are silent about what they are doing?
Can we just fucking cleanse the Earth of MAGA cunts and those that are silent about what they are doing?
Strand never disappoints, y'all!
#Kindle deal! Get @jeffstrand.bsky.social's YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND for just $0.99! #booksky #ad #amreading #horror
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November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Strand never disappoints, y'all!
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Former Washington Post contributing columnist here — let’s help the Onion smash the Washington Post!
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Former Washington Post contributing columnist here — let’s help the Onion smash the Washington Post!
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Started this last night lol will prob color it later. Feel free to color it yourself also
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Started this last night lol will prob color it later. Feel free to color it yourself also
My sister sent me this. I think she's trying to tell me something.
www.facebook.com/reel/877567404842640/#
www.facebook.com/reel/877567404842640/#
522K views · 12K reactions | You free loading sob 😅 #thanksgiving #family #comedy #nothing | Carlos Esparza
You free loading sob 😅 #thanksgiving #family #comedy #nothing
www.facebook.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My sister sent me this. I think she's trying to tell me something.
www.facebook.com/reel/877567404842640/#
www.facebook.com/reel/877567404842640/#
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Want to see what that all-new FANGORIA Compendium a few thousand of you backed (and can still back for a few more hours) is gonna look like? @mereborders.bsky.social is spilling some pages over at the website 👀
www.fangoria.com/state-of-the...
www.fangoria.com/state-of-the...
First In Fright: The FANGORIA Compendium Update
With mere hours to go to pre-order, here's the scoop on our brand-new history of Fango book!
www.fangoria.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Want to see what that all-new FANGORIA Compendium a few thousand of you backed (and can still back for a few more hours) is gonna look like? @mereborders.bsky.social is spilling some pages over at the website 👀
www.fangoria.com/state-of-the...
www.fangoria.com/state-of-the...
99.99% sure these freeze dried skittles I bought have crack in them.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
99.99% sure these freeze dried skittles I bought have crack in them.
Y'all. Love her work. Which reminds me, I have to post a picture of the last AMAZING piece I got. <3
🎨 FLASH SALE 🎨
-All ACEO Ghosts are now $5 or $6.66/ea. So S&H is more than original, one-of-a-kind, 100% human made art:
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-All 5" x 7" prints are now only $20:
stinasdemons.bigcartel.com/category/med...
You have til Fri to get an ACEO, then they're gone!
-All ACEO Ghosts are now $5 or $6.66/ea. So S&H is more than original, one-of-a-kind, 100% human made art:
stinasdemons.bigcartel.com/category/ori...
-All 5" x 7" prints are now only $20:
stinasdemons.bigcartel.com/category/med...
You have til Fri to get an ACEO, then they're gone!
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Y'all. Love her work. Which reminds me, I have to post a picture of the last AMAZING piece I got. <3
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Whoa!! #Kindle deal! @jonathanjanz.bsky.social's VEIL is just $1.99! This is a sick deal because this was just recently released. #booksky #ad #amreading
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November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Whoa!! #Kindle deal! @jonathanjanz.bsky.social's VEIL is just $1.99! This is a sick deal because this was just recently released. #booksky #ad #amreading
amzn.to/4fbH50h
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Queen. I strive for this type of petty.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Queen. I strive for this type of petty.
I stalk some of you on clearsky.app like I stalk people's court cases.
ClearSky
ClearSky - Bringing information closer to you
clearsky.app
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I stalk some of you on clearsky.app like I stalk people's court cases.
Hey y'all, the Satanic Temple will be matching donations (up to $66,666.66) made on December 2nd. Mark your calendars! TST does a tremendous amount of good.
thesatanictemple.com/pages/donate
thesatanictemple.com/pages/donate
Donate
The Satanic Temple offered different incentive levels for donations. Contributions to the organization support our organization and its ongoing efforts.
thesatanictemple.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Hey y'all, the Satanic Temple will be matching donations (up to $66,666.66) made on December 2nd. Mark your calendars! TST does a tremendous amount of good.
thesatanictemple.com/pages/donate
thesatanictemple.com/pages/donate
Share a reliable character actor
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Share a reliable character actor
<3 to the pal that shared w/ me. Perfection. Fuck you, MAGA. I hope it hurts.
"I don’t give a single solitary microscopic fuck about these Trump voters crying now because they’ve lost everything. Not one. Not a crusty crumb clinging to the emotional counter."
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
"I don’t give a single solitary microscopic fuck about these Trump voters crying now because they’ve lost everything. Not one. Not a crusty crumb clinging to the emotional counter."
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
I’m All Out of Fucks
Cry harder MAGA.
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
<3 to the pal that shared w/ me. Perfection. Fuck you, MAGA. I hope it hurts.
"I don’t give a single solitary microscopic fuck about these Trump voters crying now because they’ve lost everything. Not one. Not a crusty crumb clinging to the emotional counter."
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
"I don’t give a single solitary microscopic fuck about these Trump voters crying now because they’ve lost everything. Not one. Not a crusty crumb clinging to the emotional counter."
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
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The third thing is to physically shoplift it from a big box store and leave a creepy note in its place about how YOU WILL KILL AGAIN
If you like an author's work, the best thing you can do is buy it. The second best thing you can do is ask your local library to buy it. Or, do both!
A reminder that the median book deal for a debut author in the UK is £7000, paid over 12-18 months. (from 2022 Society of Authors report). Some of your favourite writers are struggling. societyofauthors.org/2022/12/06/a....
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The third thing is to physically shoplift it from a big box store and leave a creepy note in its place about how YOU WILL KILL AGAIN
GUYS! #booksky
TONIGHT!
Tonight at 8PM EST! Join us and @jonathanjanz.bsky.social to discuss his newest novel, VEIL! We are so excited to chat with everyone tonight about this brilliant book. RSVP below and we will see you tonight!
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November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
GUYS! #booksky
Hot damn, @blacktopkid.bsky.social's RAZORBLADE TEARS is phenomenal. And if audiobooks are your jam, the performance by Adam Lazarre-White is fanfuckingtastic. Such a great read all around.
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hot damn, @blacktopkid.bsky.social's RAZORBLADE TEARS is phenomenal. And if audiobooks are your jam, the performance by Adam Lazarre-White is fanfuckingtastic. Such a great read all around.
👀
Audiobook #deal! @gradyhendrix.bsky.social's MY BEST FRIEND'S EXORCISM, HORRORSTOR, and SOUTHERN BOOK CLUB'S GUIDE TO SLAYING VAMPIRES for just $1.99 each at Chirp Books! #amreading #booksky #ad #horror
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November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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"You are probably going to have to work harder than you think to seek out the authors to continue supporting them."
Yes! This is a big part of the Discover Indie Ebooks campaign I'm working on, and the core reason for my Ultimate List of DRM-free Bookshops. 💜
Yes! This is a big part of the Discover Indie Ebooks campaign I'm working on, and the core reason for my Ultimate List of DRM-free Bookshops. 💜
The Ultimate List of DRM-free Bookshops
A regularly updated list of online shops that sell DRM-free ebooks, digital comics, magazines, and RPGs. Helping hundreds of readers a month discover over 400 DRM-free bookshops.
libreture.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"You are probably going to have to work harder than you think to seek out the authors to continue supporting them."
Yes! This is a big part of the Discover Indie Ebooks campaign I'm working on, and the core reason for my Ultimate List of DRM-free Bookshops. 💜
Yes! This is a big part of the Discover Indie Ebooks campaign I'm working on, and the core reason for my Ultimate List of DRM-free Bookshops. 💜
Nice list. I would rearrange it some, and maybe cut and add one or two, but overall it's solid as hell.
He's 100% correct in that theme songs of the '70s were the damn best.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D43...
He's 100% correct in that theme songs of the '70s were the damn best.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D43...
Director Told 14 Yr-Old SON to Write STUPIDEST SONG EVER… Became BEST TV SONG EVER-Professor of Rock
YouTube video by Professor of Rock
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Nice list. I would rearrange it some, and maybe cut and add one or two, but overall it's solid as hell.
He's 100% correct in that theme songs of the '70s were the damn best.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D43...
He's 100% correct in that theme songs of the '70s were the damn best.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D43...
👀
Day 2 of our Buy Direct sale - a new bargain every day!
Today, and the rest of this week: pick up @shaunamceleney.bsky.social's sapphic haunted house novel AWAKE IN THE NIGHT from us on ebook... and get 50% off the equally sapphic Weird Western SALVATION SPRING!
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Today, and the rest of this week: pick up @shaunamceleney.bsky.social's sapphic haunted house novel AWAKE IN THE NIGHT from us on ebook... and get 50% off the equally sapphic Weird Western SALVATION SPRING!
payhip.com/b/tWUlI
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I know what you sleazeballs want and it's fee--books! Books, I meant to type books!
Kalivas!
Klickyvas: indiepubs.com/products/kal...
Kalivas!
Klickyvas: indiepubs.com/products/kal...
October 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I know what you sleazeballs want and it's fee--books! Books, I meant to type books!
Kalivas!
Klickyvas: indiepubs.com/products/kal...
Kalivas!
Klickyvas: indiepubs.com/products/kal...
If I ever won the powerball, I think my first purchase would be a custom-built house that includes a cafe (and on call barista) and a giant library/study to for my books.
That might be my *only* purchase. I need to pay that on call barista.
That might be my *only* purchase. I need to pay that on call barista.
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If I ever won the powerball, I think my first purchase would be a custom-built house that includes a cafe (and on call barista) and a giant library/study to for my books.
That might be my *only* purchase. I need to pay that on call barista.
That might be my *only* purchase. I need to pay that on call barista.