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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler
@stevejuggler.bsky.social
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Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). Scotsman, based in England. 8-time Winner of the UK Pun Off. #LunchPun enthusiast (new joke every day with that tag). #HashtagGames player.
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I require one final sentence for my zombie book by tomorrow. That’s my dead line. #LunchPun
December 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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POLL: Best Sporty Celebrity -

A) Wrestley Snipes
B) Skate Winslet
C) Alpine Skiino
D) Dart Vader

#LunchPun
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Thinking of selling my Pirate catchphrases on Posters business to some actual Pirates, as they Aaaaaarrr having Avast ye’d interest in it. #LunchPun
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I only operate one fleet of Ships that I can tell jokes about.

I’m a One-Liner Merchant. #LunchPun
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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That guy who is able to identify the leg joints of every insect, really thinks he’s the bees knees.

#LunchPun
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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You can communicate with Odin, Loki & Frigg using a series of dots and dashes.

It’s Norse Code. #LunchPun
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I love the sound of rolling out a thin carpet on top of a shelf.

“On a Mat Up ‘ere?”

“No, it sounds nothing like it’s name”. #LunchPun
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Hot off the press. My new comedy flyer! Never had something to hand out at end of my comedy gigs, but this might help me gain more followers on socials, possible book sales and at least be considered for further work (while everyone else advertises their 1hr shows)!
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I'm standing underneath a large bird and I’m ready to perform. Waiting in the wings. #LunchPun
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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If you reach the summit of a Scottish Mountain and do a celebratory Jig, does that count as High Land Dancing? #LunchPun
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Working out how to convert miles into the imperial system is really yard.

#LunchPun
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I’ve been struggling with my memory for as long as I can remember. #LunchPun
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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My plans for Cadburys Roses to be the first without plastic wrappers have just been foiled. #QualityStreet #LunchPun
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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A Friends Character is to become the new Vampire Slayer.

“Phoebe? Buffy?”

“No, it’ll be Monica Bing”. #LunchPun
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Do you know what really put my teeth on Edge? When I devoured 1/4 of U2. #LunchPun
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I only had 60mins to feed lots of people using dough, but thankfully the Bakers turned up in my hour of knead. #LunchPun
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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For my next performance, I will curl up like a ball. I am an all-round entertainer. #LunchPun
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Always happiest when in my Garden, otherwise I can look for lawn… #LunchPun
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I had to water down my opinions on cordial juice. #LunchPun
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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After God created the first 24hr period, he decided to call it a day… #LunchPun
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I’ve dated more weight-watchers than you’ve had hot slimmers. #LunchPun
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Of all the kindly Children’s Authors, it’s only R.L Stine that gives me the Goosebumps. #LunchPun
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I was losing at the World Farting Championships,
until I got my second wind… #LunchPun
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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After I sang “All Rise” and “One Love”, two of the band turned up, out of the Blue… #LunchPun
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I've been performing big illusions, ever since I was an Elephant. #LunchPun
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM