steph
@stephmuffin.bsky.social
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your friend from the internet probably
your friend from the internet probably
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things I’m into lately:
Stray Kids
restarting my Animal Crossing island
habit tracking
getting 8+ hours of sleep
being a silly lil guy
learning Korean
trying new activities
restarting fitness journey
getting back on my bullshit
Stray Kids
restarting my Animal Crossing island
habit tracking
getting 8+ hours of sleep
being a silly lil guy
learning Korean
trying new activities
restarting fitness journey
getting back on my bullshit
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
I restarted my animal crossing island
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I restarted my animal crossing island
the absolute grip that Oriental Trading Co has on middle management needs to be studied
November 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
the absolute grip that Oriental Trading Co has on middle management needs to be studied
speaking of Stray Kids, is Stay on here? where y’all at? 😇
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
speaking of Stray Kids, is Stay on here? where y’all at? 😇
things I’m into lately:
Stray Kids
restarting my Animal Crossing island
habit tracking
getting 8+ hours of sleep
being a silly lil guy
learning Korean
trying new activities
restarting fitness journey
getting back on my bullshit
Stray Kids
restarting my Animal Crossing island
habit tracking
getting 8+ hours of sleep
being a silly lil guy
learning Korean
trying new activities
restarting fitness journey
getting back on my bullshit
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
things I’m into lately:
Stray Kids
restarting my Animal Crossing island
habit tracking
getting 8+ hours of sleep
being a silly lil guy
learning Korean
trying new activities
restarting fitness journey
getting back on my bullshit
Stray Kids
restarting my Animal Crossing island
habit tracking
getting 8+ hours of sleep
being a silly lil guy
learning Korean
trying new activities
restarting fitness journey
getting back on my bullshit
🎵 his name is Mamdani, b-a-n-a-n-a-s🎵
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
🎵 his name is Mamdani, b-a-n-a-n-a-s🎵
do you ever get really nostalgic for past internet selves like I used to be really active on this website called christian teen forums lmao and I miss my friends from there even though I am no longer a Christian or a teen or a forum
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
do you ever get really nostalgic for past internet selves like I used to be really active on this website called christian teen forums lmao and I miss my friends from there even though I am no longer a Christian or a teen or a forum
hello it's your dad i'm back from getting milk ready to shitpost
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
hello it's your dad i'm back from getting milk ready to shitpost
I’m really excited about the Fantastic Four skins on Fortnite but I really can’t wait for the directors cut
July 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I’m really excited about the Fantastic Four skins on Fortnite but I really can’t wait for the directors cut
you could be having the worst day of your life and your manager still gonna be asking about your productivity numbers
July 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
you could be having the worst day of your life and your manager still gonna be asking about your productivity numbers
Add me on Nintendo Switch 2 ❤️
SW-2833-0522-4132
SW-2833-0522-4132
June 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Add me on Nintendo Switch 2 ❤️
SW-2833-0522-4132
SW-2833-0522-4132
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How much time and energy are you spending trying to get approval, trying to be well liked, trying to keep this friend impressed, stay in this coworker’s favor? Take the pressure off. I would much rather spend my time pleasing my dick than trying to please people.
May 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
How much time and energy are you spending trying to get approval, trying to be well liked, trying to keep this friend impressed, stay in this coworker’s favor? Take the pressure off. I would much rather spend my time pleasing my dick than trying to please people.
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share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞
May 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞
Mullet Madjack might be my new game of the year
May 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Mullet Madjack might be my new game of the year
anyways if you follow me for gaming and not shit updates, I’ve been playing Crime Scene Cleaner and having a blast
April 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
anyways if you follow me for gaming and not shit updates, I’ve been playing Crime Scene Cleaner and having a blast
I got my covid booster two days ago and I’ve been fighting for my life (mildly distressed, slight fever) and it’s the worst (totally fine)
April 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I got my covid booster two days ago and I’ve been fighting for my life (mildly distressed, slight fever) and it’s the worst (totally fine)
you ever take a poo so heinous you gotta take all your clothes off
April 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
you ever take a poo so heinous you gotta take all your clothes off
if you’re gonna lock up everything, have no associates available to help, and then when you finally track someone down and they’re weirdly aggressive about you needing something unlocked — how the fuck do you plan to stay in business?
April 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
if you’re gonna lock up everything, have no associates available to help, and then when you finally track someone down and they’re weirdly aggressive about you needing something unlocked — how the fuck do you plan to stay in business?
Best Buy truly is the best buy
April 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Best Buy truly is the best buy
I am about to mcfreakin lose it, Elmo
April 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I am about to mcfreakin lose it, Elmo
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2025 will finally be my girl chikorita's year
More crossbreeds coming soon!
More crossbreeds coming soon!
April 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
2025 will finally be my girl chikorita's year
More crossbreeds coming soon!
More crossbreeds coming soon!
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He take egg
He take job
Now he take mario
He take job
Now he take mario
April 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
He take egg
He take job
Now he take mario
He take job
Now he take mario
I just heard clear as day LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEE coming from the office next to me
to be clear I’m a therapist
who’s rumbling
why
to be clear I’m a therapist
who’s rumbling
why
April 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I just heard clear as day LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEE coming from the office next to me
to be clear I’m a therapist
who’s rumbling
why
to be clear I’m a therapist
who’s rumbling
why
I shared this with a client today and wanted to post it here too
![[Black square with white text: I make my ramen the way a friend taught me in eleventh grade. Every fall, I listen to a playlist made for me by a boy I drove across the border to hook up with. I eat sushi because a girl who won’t talk to me anymore made me try it, and Indian food because my best friend’s parents ordered for me before I knew what I liked. There are movies I love because someone I loved loved them first. I am a mosaic of everyone I’ve ever loved, even for a heartbeat. / 29,211 notes / Tumblr share, message, heart icons.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2esrjdhxebpqtvnqxgc53pc6/bafkreictwaaajltdqituprn7wfgp3d7q6eo3tbiykf4yfwnqgkqkxtnnte@jpeg)
April 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I shared this with a client today and wanted to post it here too