#SIEMStruggles When it’s only 4pm and you’ve already hit your cloud SIEM daily data cap. #Cybersecurity #LogFail #SIEM

#SIEMStruggles When FinOps contacts you at the end of the month because your cloud SIEM bill is double what it was last month. #Cybersecurity #LogFail #SIEM

me: what year was that document released?
NATO: yes.

#SIEMStruggles When IT clones a server without renaming it, and your SIEM struggles with personality disorder. #Cybersecurity #LogFail #SIEM

#SIEMStruggles When the system stopped sending events 3 months ago and you need to pull an urgent report for compliance, audit, or an incident investigation. #Cybersecurity #LogFail #SIEM

#SIEMStruggles When your security products are stuck in "predictive security mode" and are time travelling because their time settings are set to the future. #LogFail #SIEM

#SIEMStruggles When you need to parse an event in "JSON" format, but it isn't valid JSON, and you need to fix it before you can parse it. #LogFail #SIEM

Most of us are one unrecoverable word document away from total breakdown