Stephanie Allen
@stephallen.bsky.social
YA & NA fantasy writer, educator, collector of houseplants and lipstick. Former elementary school teacher and middle school library assistant, current paraeducator. Probably trying to find coffee right now. She/her.
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The "bunny book" was one of the boys' favorite books when they were 3 or 4, so definitely not going to knock it! (This wine label is incredible.)
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The "bunny book" was one of the boys' favorite books when they were 3 or 4, so definitely not going to knock it! (This wine label is incredible.)
Reposted by Stephanie Allen
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
I know there’s been some turkey discourse on here this week, but I think the anti-turkey contingent is about to walk that back.
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I know there’s been some turkey discourse on here this week, but I think the anti-turkey contingent is about to walk that back.
Me: “That was supposed to be inside my head. We’re going outside now.”
At least I work in a high school.
At least I work in a high school.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Me: “That was supposed to be inside my head. We’re going outside now.”
At least I work in a high school.
At least I work in a high school.
This is more or less the treatment plan I followed when I broke my pinky toe and I truly hate that for you.
Ribs are sort of important!
Ribs are sort of important!
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is more or less the treatment plan I followed when I broke my pinky toe and I truly hate that for you.
Ribs are sort of important!
Ribs are sort of important!
To be clear, I’m not defending turkey, but my solution when I was in charge of making the turkey was to make sure I bought enough butter for the turkey AND the mashed potatoes.
Anyway, I love butter.
Anyway, I love butter.
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
To be clear, I’m not defending turkey, but my solution when I was in charge of making the turkey was to make sure I bought enough butter for the turkey AND the mashed potatoes.
Anyway, I love butter.
Anyway, I love butter.
This is me every day when I get home from work 🫠
November 22, 2025 at 5:45 AM
This is me every day when I get home from work 🫠
“How did you spend your afternoon, Stephanie?”
Oh, you know, just following a teenage girl around the school as she repeatedly muttered “revenge” to herself, in order to prevent her from actually getting said revenge. A totally normal afternoon.
Oh, you know, just following a teenage girl around the school as she repeatedly muttered “revenge” to herself, in order to prevent her from actually getting said revenge. A totally normal afternoon.
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“How did you spend your afternoon, Stephanie?”
Oh, you know, just following a teenage girl around the school as she repeatedly muttered “revenge” to herself, in order to prevent her from actually getting said revenge. A totally normal afternoon.
Oh, you know, just following a teenage girl around the school as she repeatedly muttered “revenge” to herself, in order to prevent her from actually getting said revenge. A totally normal afternoon.