O why do you walk through the fields in gloves,
Missing so much and so much?
O fat white woman whom nobody loves,
Why do you walk through the fields in gloves,
When the grass is soft as the breast of doves
And shivering sweet to the touch?

The Turkish word for vegetables is sebzi - very similar. I don’t see how you can be sued for using a generic word… or how anyone can trademark such a word.

That Chris Mason is a smirking, smug little weasel, even worse than Kuenssberg. The BBC must get its political correspondents out of Reform’s waste bin.

Shocking

Bloody disgraceful. The RNLI volunteers are heroes. I’d like to see some of the brainless fools who slag them off/won’t donate go out in a small boat in high seas to rescue others.

Thinking about it, where did the name ‘Jenny Wren’ come from?

All wrens are called Jenny

I write, and it sounds big-headed, but I know I write well. I hit fed up of the depressing treadmill of approaching endless agents and publishers in the vague hope that someone might deign to consider my work. I self-published, and the novel is doing fine, thanks.