As a Celtics fan I applaud this take but as a fellow SoCal transplant I suggest keeping these takes to trusted company

Plentiful salmon

Dinner is finished now to clear out everyone Noriega style and do the dishes

The carrying case alone sets the tone

This is the Katyusha of getting high on marijuana

Apparently El Segundo PD has a traffic cop who looks exactly like retired NBA player Gordon Hayward

We do this after moving away as well

Our city jersey last year was a war crime

Yeah the malice in the palace provoked Stern to get even more racist

Warlord of a port town seems like a good gig for yours truly

Fascism at its heart is the worshiping of death as a purification mechanism for society. It’s always gonna attract the weirdest least functional people in society, especially after the failure of liberalism to teach these people to shut the fuck up and get jobs/hobbies where they won’t harm anyone