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@stealingzen.bsky.social
how /THE FUCK/ am I still single???
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
how /THE FUCK/ am I still single???
Any Seattle-area friends into Squishmallows? I have a friend who had to liquidate a few for Sad Reasons™️, so I’m trying to sell a couple big/valuable ones for her. If you’re interested, hit me up!
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Any Seattle-area friends into Squishmallows? I have a friend who had to liquidate a few for Sad Reasons™️, so I’m trying to sell a couple big/valuable ones for her. If you’re interested, hit me up!
I think about my friend, @dontfuck.men’s tweet /at least/ once a day
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I think about my friend, @dontfuck.men’s tweet /at least/ once a day
it took /forever/, but I FRIGGIN DID IT!! HELL YEAH
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
it took /forever/, but I FRIGGIN DID IT!! HELL YEAH
he did the thing!
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
he did the thing!
The BBQ joint I was in last night had a special Buddy Urinal. All other urinals had a divider, but these two didn’t so you can piss with your bro
October 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The BBQ joint I was in last night had a special Buddy Urinal. All other urinals had a divider, but these two didn’t so you can piss with your bro
As true as the day it was first tweeted
October 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
As true as the day it was first tweeted
October 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My adoration of @erikaishii.bsky.social continues to flourish
October 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My adoration of @erikaishii.bsky.social continues to flourish
