Starphaux
@starphaux.bsky.social
Starphaux's personal account. It's a lot of complaining about politics.
To fix this next year please put "rizzler" by Jelly House on repeat at night
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
To fix this next year please put "rizzler" by Jelly House on repeat at night
They put out this statement like they saw a man thrown from the boat grab a package in one arm doggy paddle with the other and shout "off to America!"
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
They put out this statement like they saw a man thrown from the boat grab a package in one arm doggy paddle with the other and shout "off to America!"
It is the only thing keeping him in power
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It is the only thing keeping him in power
Jefferies really needs to get primaried
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Jefferies really needs to get primaried
Blatant lies that are easily disproved. Argentina got 40 billion dollars and we are buying a bunch of their beef now, meanwhile American Beef farmers are ledt out in the cold.
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Blatant lies that are easily disproved. Argentina got 40 billion dollars and we are buying a bunch of their beef now, meanwhile American Beef farmers are ledt out in the cold.
"We have only just begun commiting war crimes and crimes against humanity in the name of covering up the Epstein Files."
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"We have only just begun commiting war crimes and crimes against humanity in the name of covering up the Epstein Files."
The Pope noticed you took your shoes off and put them on the arm rests in front of you
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The Pope noticed you took your shoes off and put them on the arm rests in front of you
They have to lie because if they dont their position doesnt make sense
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
They have to lie because if they dont their position doesnt make sense
Too bad he will be impeached and removed before then
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Too bad he will be impeached and removed before then
Ask Hassett if he would pay the same price for a rolex that he would a plastic toy watch
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Ask Hassett if he would pay the same price for a rolex that he would a plastic toy watch
They have until Dec. 20th, but I gurantee you there will be some "issue" that comes up on the 20th that will delay it
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
They have until Dec. 20th, but I gurantee you there will be some "issue" that comes up on the 20th that will delay it
Hassett probably: people are complaining that a bicycle isnt really a car! I mean come on!
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Hassett probably: people are complaining that a bicycle isnt really a car! I mean come on!
Ahem... *taps mic* Catssant. Thank you
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ahem... *taps mic* Catssant. Thank you
Chicago not being on this list just goes to show how much the "Chicago is a gang filled wasteland" GOP rhetoric has gone to shape public opinion. Atlanta is much more dangerous than Chicago, and Chicago is the food capital of the US
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Chicago not being on this list just goes to show how much the "Chicago is a gang filled wasteland" GOP rhetoric has gone to shape public opinion. Atlanta is much more dangerous than Chicago, and Chicago is the food capital of the US
Not surprising coming from the attorney general of Florida during the time when Epstein was abducting and trafficking children there. Failure is part of how they work.
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Not surprising coming from the attorney general of Florida during the time when Epstein was abducting and trafficking children there. Failure is part of how they work.
Also not the oath they took
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Also not the oath they took
This is why I dont think Canada should let off the gas. Really lay into America's terrible decisions and shove it in our faces. A large segment of America love Canada and want our friend back.
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This is why I dont think Canada should let off the gas. Really lay into America's terrible decisions and shove it in our faces. A large segment of America love Canada and want our friend back.
Someone tell Karen that the Chinese Government doesnt give a shit about the helicopter parenting
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Someone tell Karen that the Chinese Government doesnt give a shit about the helicopter parenting
Hmm so by that logic should we start referring to Leavitt and Trump as piggy?
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hmm so by that logic should we start referring to Leavitt and Trump as piggy?
I think Martha needs to issue an appology to our troops
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I think Martha needs to issue an appology to our troops