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Darth J.D.
@starklyjd.bsky.social
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Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Pop Culture fan that has been reading Marvel comics for 30 years (pejorative).

Known for cooking things that bring an immersive experience to your favorite fandom.
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I have to stop putting off my baking.

I just don’t want to bake.
My Thanksgiving menu which reads: - [ ] Brown Butter Cake - [ ] Apple Crumble - [ ] Pumpkin pie - [ ] Gravy - [ ] Milk Bread Rolls - [ ] Gumbo - [ ] Spinach dip -Thursday - [ ] Deviled Eggs -Thursday - [x] Collard Greens - [x] Baked Macaroni - [x] Caesar Salad Wonton Cups - [x] Brisket - [x] Turkey - [x] Maple Bourbon Cranberry Sauce - [x] Mashed Sweet Potatoes - [x] Brown Butter Stuffing w/ sage and onion - [x] Potato Salad - [x] Ice Creams
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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My mother, who hates baked fruit, will eat apple pie if it’s diced so finely I am filled with a desire to kill anyone who speaks to me.

I, valuing my sanity, have decided to tempt the gods by settling for wafer thin apple slices.

Pray for me.
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Only Wicked thing I’m watching tonight is this.
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Any other time I would let it slide but it’s thanksgiving season so our best sandwich is out in full force.

Nothing is topping this holiday classic of random leftovers between bread.
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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The sheer masculine energy of painting two rooms a softer marshmallow white instead of greige is unmatched.

Men, what are you bringing to the table if not neatly painted corners and a liberal use of painter’s tape around your moulding?
Me, sitting on my couch in front of my dining room I’ve recently painted marshmallow white. There’s a dining table with a cream tablecoth and burnt orange placemats behind me, as well as six chairs. My curtains are a burnt orange and a sheer. And my tits look amazing despite the white spot of paint on my white tank top. Your man could never.
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Finally found all the pieces to my desk so I can set up my workspace again.

My perfect little nerd corner is coming together nicely.
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Not only did I make costumes for the nephews and a glave for my niece’s Mira costume, I went for the laziest Rumi costume.

Happy Halloween nerds.
October 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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My mom got me cake and flowers for my birthday.
A bouquet of black roses and black baby’s breath behind a slice of strawberry shortcake.
October 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Niece: you should be Rumi for Halloween because you have purple hair.

The Rumi costume I’m wearing g for Halloween because I am not doing booty shorts in October:
October 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Working out this Mystery outfit is actually easier than I would’ve thought.
A purple front shirt pattern resting on top of a golden sleeveless turtleneck. Both are on a cherry wood floor.
October 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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I don’t know why I am so productive today but it’s seven am and I have already been to the store, taped up the wood portion of this desk top and spray painted the rest.

I haven’t even eaten breakfast yet.
The top of my desk, which K have spray painted teal sitting outside on a clear tarp on my deck.
October 19, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Honestly this map is my favorite because of how little is bigger than Alaska.
A map of the world where the countries in red are smaller than Alaska while the countries in yellow are larger than Alaska. The only countries in yellow are Russia, China, India, Kazakhstan, Australia, Saudi Arabia, Indonesia, Algeria, Democratic Republic of Congo, Brazil, Argentina, Canada, Mexico, United States, Denmark (including Greenland), Libya, Indonesia and Sudan.
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Two days later and I have to say, my room looks a lot more interesting.

Just have to do the spot painting around the baseboards and outlets tomorrow.
A room with brown-grey vinyl wood flooring, eggshell walls, and a white ceiling. There are boxes in the room as well. A room with brown-grey vinyl wood flooring, dark blue walls, and a white ceiling. There are boxes, paper and discarded painter’s tape on the floor.
October 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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So I get to Be the lead?!
White text that reads “The secret second killer” on a black background with red splatter.
October 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I’m blue ba ba Dee ba ba di.

#HomeRenoWithJD
A corner wall I have painted blue.
October 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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I ran out of painters tape on the last wall so I clearly am not finishing this room tonight.
A room with a white ceiling, cream walls, and a grey fake wood flooring with the walls bordered by purple painters tape. There are boxes containing my bedframe and a metal step stool in the room.
October 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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New bedroom demands a transformation Like I demand a project so here we are.
A bedroom with fake grey wood flooring, cream walls, and a white ceiling. There are also boxes containing my bed frame in the room.
October 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Hunger feels good in a place like this.
Japanese paper umbrellas hanging from the ceiling of my local all you can eat sushi place.
September 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Seeing how it won so many awards and at least one person I know is later to the game than I am-- here are (insert number) reasons to watch The Pitt (maybe Again) - A list by your favorite, super, serious list maker.
The Pitt written in a yellow font over a white background.
September 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Me watching Katherine go over her allotted 45 seconds*:

*Seriously do support the Boys & Girls Club though.
A headshot of Michael Jordan, wearing a black button up shirt and a hoop earring in his left ear. Over his face reads "Fuck them kids".
September 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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He's the lead. If this what we are talking about.
September 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Either or.

Both these shows were wildly underrated.

Also both had a sad blonde lesbian. Two nickels, I guess.
A black and white image of a young woman sitting in an damaged attic. Her body faces left while her head faces right. The text reads: New FOX Series The Exorcist Fridays Sept 23 FOX. Two men stand on a hill looking out at a halo of lights above them in the sky. The text in the left center of the image reads Project Blue Book.
September 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Today it’s this image I reblogged last night.
After the sodomy, comes the friendship.
September 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Because we were talking about it yesterday, @sadandyellow.bsky.social

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September 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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I want to add Alt-text to this photo of South of The Border, but I’m not fully sure what the fuck I am witnessing.
September 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM