Alice
@starinthetitle.bsky.social
Nerd, artist, proud Library Assistant, absolute homosexual. High femme, low stress. Books, baking, and Babylon 5. Milf-obsessed, dissociating weirdo.
Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only.
genuinely on the list of posts that live in my mind - as the kids say - absolutely rent free
right up there along with...
right up there along with...
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
genuinely on the list of posts that live in my mind - as the kids say - absolutely rent free
right up there along with...
right up there along with...
Got my Christmas tree up and I’m not even sorry ✨
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Got my Christmas tree up and I’m not even sorry ✨
in the only good thing to happen this year, Cadbury has apparently replaced the Eclairs with weeny little Flake bars in the Miniature Heroes?? This box may be overpriced and shrinkflationed to all hell, but at least it’s 100% bangers now 😋
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
in the only good thing to happen this year, Cadbury has apparently replaced the Eclairs with weeny little Flake bars in the Miniature Heroes?? This box may be overpriced and shrinkflationed to all hell, but at least it’s 100% bangers now 😋
a chilly little circle of cat
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
a chilly little circle of cat
every time I attempt to draw hiragana from memory (don’t even get me started on kanji) I imagine a sad little old Japanese man standing behind me and shaking his head in a disappointed fashion 😅
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
every time I attempt to draw hiragana from memory (don’t even get me started on kanji) I imagine a sad little old Japanese man standing behind me and shaking his head in a disappointed fashion 😅
It’s been raining all night so it’ll never stick but still!!! Bona fide snow!!! In November!!
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
It’s been raining all night so it’ll never stick but still!!! Bona fide snow!!! In November!!
this guy was a mood
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
this guy was a mood
really speedrunning cathedrals this year - a couple of months after going to York Minster, I find myself in Ely!
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
really speedrunning cathedrals this year - a couple of months after going to York Minster, I find myself in Ely!
also bought a teeny knitted cactus that looks like me
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
also bought a teeny knitted cactus that looks like me
eating a bacon mac & cheese scotch egg at Ely market - has science gone Too Far 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
eating a bacon mac & cheese scotch egg at Ely market - has science gone Too Far 🤔
went to the zoo yesterday and honestly mood
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
went to the zoo yesterday and honestly mood
I've been battling leasehold law for months, and finally (hopefully) have a new contract hashed out on my flat, but even I will admit that it is a *little* bit funny that technically if my landlord ever demands it of me, I do legally have to provide him with exactly one peppercorn
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I've been battling leasehold law for months, and finally (hopefully) have a new contract hashed out on my flat, but even I will admit that it is a *little* bit funny that technically if my landlord ever demands it of me, I do legally have to provide him with exactly one peppercorn
cybertruck in the wild 😱
November 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
cybertruck in the wild 😱
Portland has the wildest graffiti
October 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Portland has the wildest graffiti
It’s such a gorgeous autumn afternoon in Portland that a guy just cycled past us with his arms in the air yelling “IT’S SO BEAUTIFULLLLL!!!”
October 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It’s such a gorgeous autumn afternoon in Portland that a guy just cycled past us with his arms in the air yelling “IT’S SO BEAUTIFULLLLL!!!”
hmm, I wonder what the weather in Portland will be like when my plane la--
oh
oh
October 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
hmm, I wonder what the weather in Portland will be like when my plane la--
oh
oh
I love autumn so much, it makes even my boring walk home down a main road into something so beautiful 🥰
October 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I love autumn so much, it makes even my boring walk home down a main road into something so beautiful 🥰
I continue to be just so excited about this little citrus tree on my bathroom window which flowered unexpectedly earlier this year and is now growing teeny tiny fruits
October 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I continue to be just so excited about this little citrus tree on my bathroom window which flowered unexpectedly earlier this year and is now growing teeny tiny fruits
god I miss Disney 2D animation so much, every character is filled with so much joy and life, every frame bursting with creativity
October 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
god I miss Disney 2D animation so much, every character is filled with so much joy and life, every frame bursting with creativity
saw the west end musical the other day, but nothing can compare to the original 😊🏺⚡️
October 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
saw the west end musical the other day, but nothing can compare to the original 😊🏺⚡️