Scott Allen
@stalobster.bsky.social
I can't wait for the day when they all get put on trial, but no more-so than this asshat. Fuck him and everything he stands for.
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I can't wait for the day when they all get put on trial, but no more-so than this asshat. Fuck him and everything he stands for.
We are one week away from him using “You’re a poopie head”
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
We are one week away from him using “You’re a poopie head”
Always take the time to tell those around you how much they mean to you. Continue living your best life.
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Always take the time to tell those around you how much they mean to you. Continue living your best life.
The word you are looking for is fucktards.
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The word you are looking for is fucktards.
But Bro. Yeah, I got nothing.
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
But Bro. Yeah, I got nothing.
I mean, he had me at hello!
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I mean, he had me at hello!
Whoopie, it's the Jets, they will fuck it up.
November 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Whoopie, it's the Jets, they will fuck it up.
In true Brown family fashion, they will hold out for a first round pick, not get it and see him walk and not get any return. That's Bengal Pride.
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
In true Brown family fashion, they will hold out for a first round pick, not get it and see him walk and not get any return. That's Bengal Pride.
That was my high school basketball moniker.
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
That was my high school basketball moniker.
Dude, go back to digging up potatoes.
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Dude, go back to digging up potatoes.
That must be Will Ferrel in a SNL sketch, right?
October 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
That must be Will Ferrel in a SNL sketch, right?
Whoever is running it is doing Gods work.
October 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Whoever is running it is doing Gods work.
Thank god it’s only one pitch. That second one would be a lifetime waiting.
September 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Thank god it’s only one pitch. That second one would be a lifetime waiting.
This day is off to a good start.
September 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
This day is off to a good start.
Sir, Turkey would like a word, line one.
September 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Sir, Turkey would like a word, line one.
If there is any dessert that can solve huge world issues, its Tiramisu.
September 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If there is any dessert that can solve huge world issues, its Tiramisu.
What's the O/U for turnovers? 4.5?
September 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
What's the O/U for turnovers? 4.5?
This is a great observation.
September 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This is a great observation.
You really put the kibosh on the kid. :-)
September 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You really put the kibosh on the kid. :-)
What the equation to convert fucktons to metric?
September 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
What the equation to convert fucktons to metric?
In a world that makes sense, yes. Unfortunately rules for you and not for me.
September 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
In a world that makes sense, yes. Unfortunately rules for you and not for me.
Trout seems excessive. Trouser minnow?
September 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Trout seems excessive. Trouser minnow?
Those two jack offs should have the Benny Hill music always playing as their background music.
September 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Those two jack offs should have the Benny Hill music always playing as their background music.
Anyone check on Tucker Carlson?
September 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Anyone check on Tucker Carlson?