StaccatoVT
@staccatovt.bsky.social
The most adorable and not at all homicidal cat Vtuber on all of Twitch.tv!
Mc Chris
Return to Forever (fifth incarnation reunion tour)
Wolfmother
Alice Cooper
Anamanaguchi
Return to Forever (fifth incarnation reunion tour)
Wolfmother
Alice Cooper
Anamanaguchi
Dunno if there's a meme going around but I might as well do it. 5 concerts I've seen
Alice Cooper
Periphery/Dream Theater
Eve 6
Godsmack/Shinedown/Staind
American Head Charge/Static-X
Alice Cooper
Periphery/Dream Theater
Eve 6
Godsmack/Shinedown/Staind
American Head Charge/Static-X
Five concerts I've seen.. I hardly go to them but uh
Dragonforce / Between the Buried and me
Franz Ferndidad
Hatsune Miku Live
Final Fantasy as performed by the local city orchestra
Shinedown at LSU
... Hmm I should go see more music
(I excluded edm/dj shows)
Dragonforce / Between the Buried and me
Franz Ferndidad
Hatsune Miku Live
Final Fantasy as performed by the local city orchestra
Shinedown at LSU
... Hmm I should go see more music
(I excluded edm/dj shows)
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Mc Chris
Return to Forever (fifth incarnation reunion tour)
Wolfmother
Alice Cooper
Anamanaguchi
Return to Forever (fifth incarnation reunion tour)
Wolfmother
Alice Cooper
Anamanaguchi
I gave my nephew access to my steam library and now he's a drug lord on Rimworld.
🥲
I'm so proud.
🥲
I'm so proud.
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I gave my nephew access to my steam library and now he's a drug lord on Rimworld.
🥲
I'm so proud.
🥲
I'm so proud.
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
🎶🎶🎶
Come on baby, eat the rich!
Put the bite on the son of a bitch!
Don't mess around, don't give me no switch!
C'mon baby eat the rich!
C'mon baby eat the rich!
🎶🎶🎶
Come on baby, eat the rich!
Put the bite on the son of a bitch!
Don't mess around, don't give me no switch!
C'mon baby eat the rich!
C'mon baby eat the rich!
🎶🎶🎶
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
🎶🎶🎶
Come on baby, eat the rich!
Put the bite on the son of a bitch!
Don't mess around, don't give me no switch!
C'mon baby eat the rich!
C'mon baby eat the rich!
🎶🎶🎶
Come on baby, eat the rich!
Put the bite on the son of a bitch!
Don't mess around, don't give me no switch!
C'mon baby eat the rich!
C'mon baby eat the rich!
🎶🎶🎶
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Legitimate reasons
November 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Legitimate reasons
I just wanna take a moment to quote something I just heard from YouTube’s most brilliant/deranged historian:
“Your idea of normal is, you know, it's not baked into the fabric of the universe. It's a consequence of history.
“Your idea of normal is, you know, it's not baked into the fabric of the universe. It's a consequence of history.
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I just wanna take a moment to quote something I just heard from YouTube’s most brilliant/deranged historian:
“Your idea of normal is, you know, it's not baked into the fabric of the universe. It's a consequence of history.
“Your idea of normal is, you know, it's not baked into the fabric of the universe. It's a consequence of history.
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Just goofin rownd, just being silly
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Just goofin rownd, just being silly
I like fried eggs now.
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I like fried eggs now.
*panics because hyperfixation kept him from studying this weekend and he still has 50% of his course left to finish.*
a blonde anime girl with red eyes is standing in front of a closet with shirts hanging on it
ALT: a blonde anime girl with red eyes is standing in front of a closet with shirts hanging on it
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November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
*panics because hyperfixation kept him from studying this weekend and he still has 50% of his course left to finish.*
Telling everyone upfront that you’re “Politically Incorrect” doesn’t make you politically incorrect.
It just makes you offensive but in a boring “10 year-old trying to impress the older kids by saying swear words” kinda way.
It just makes you offensive but in a boring “10 year-old trying to impress the older kids by saying swear words” kinda way.
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Telling everyone upfront that you’re “Politically Incorrect” doesn’t make you politically incorrect.
It just makes you offensive but in a boring “10 year-old trying to impress the older kids by saying swear words” kinda way.
It just makes you offensive but in a boring “10 year-old trying to impress the older kids by saying swear words” kinda way.
I'm 1/3rd of the way through the study plan for my Security+ certification and oh god is this BORING! 😫 It's a walk in the park compared to A+ and Net+ but at least those were engaging! I wanna stop cyber attacks! Not do qualitative risk analysis and write governance policies!!!
a dog is laying on top of an office chair with the words `` so bored '' written below it .
ALT: a dog is laying on top of an office chair with the words `` so bored '' written below it .
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November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm 1/3rd of the way through the study plan for my Security+ certification and oh god is this BORING! 😫 It's a walk in the park compared to A+ and Net+ but at least those were engaging! I wanna stop cyber attacks! Not do qualitative risk analysis and write governance policies!!!
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
Anime question:
Your narcissistic asshole fiancé publicly breaks off your engagement to marry a conniving, two-faced tart who’s been spreading lies and dragging your name through the mud.
As compensation for this insult what do you choose?
❎Money
❎Jewels
❎Land
✅Violence
#MayIAskForOneFinalThing
Your narcissistic asshole fiancé publicly breaks off your engagement to marry a conniving, two-faced tart who’s been spreading lies and dragging your name through the mud.
As compensation for this insult what do you choose?
❎Money
❎Jewels
❎Land
✅Violence
#MayIAskForOneFinalThing
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Anime question:
Your narcissistic asshole fiancé publicly breaks off your engagement to marry a conniving, two-faced tart who’s been spreading lies and dragging your name through the mud.
As compensation for this insult what do you choose?
❎Money
❎Jewels
❎Land
✅Violence
#MayIAskForOneFinalThing
Your narcissistic asshole fiancé publicly breaks off your engagement to marry a conniving, two-faced tart who’s been spreading lies and dragging your name through the mud.
As compensation for this insult what do you choose?
❎Money
❎Jewels
❎Land
✅Violence
#MayIAskForOneFinalThing
How the hell am I awake and functioning at this hour!?!?
a stuffed white cat is sitting on a box with its hands outstretched .
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November 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
How the hell am I awake and functioning at this hour!?!?
Potential Employer: Are you A+ certified?
Me: Yes.
PE: Network+ certified?
Me: Yes.
PE: Security+ certified?
Me: N-
PE: *pushes button to activate the trap door*
Me: Yes.
PE: Network+ certified?
Me: Yes.
PE: Security+ certified?
Me: N-
PE: *pushes button to activate the trap door*
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Potential Employer: Are you A+ certified?
Me: Yes.
PE: Network+ certified?
Me: Yes.
PE: Security+ certified?
Me: N-
PE: *pushes button to activate the trap door*
Me: Yes.
PE: Network+ certified?
Me: Yes.
PE: Security+ certified?
Me: N-
PE: *pushes button to activate the trap door*
*screams into the abyss*
a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth wide open .
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November 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
*screams into the abyss*
Hey! Remember when Beastars came out and furries wouldn’t shut up about it?
November 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Hey! Remember when Beastars came out and furries wouldn’t shut up about it?
I think my brain hates it when I accomplish things because I’ve been narcoleptic since I passed my CompTIA Network+ exam this weekend. 😪
October 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I think my brain hates it when I accomplish things because I’ve been narcoleptic since I passed my CompTIA Network+ exam this weekend. 😪
YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
October 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Am having a guest over this weekend!
Now I must cleeeeeeean!
Now I must cleeeeeeean!
a cartoon of tom cleaning the floor with a mop and a towel
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October 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Am having a guest over this weekend!
Now I must cleeeeeeean!
Now I must cleeeeeeean!
Wow, I'm up at a decent hour for once! It's time to start this beautiful day!
*pulls out study sheets and spends the next 18 hours trying to memorize networking terms*
*pulls out study sheets and spends the next 18 hours trying to memorize networking terms*
October 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Wow, I'm up at a decent hour for once! It's time to start this beautiful day!
*pulls out study sheets and spends the next 18 hours trying to memorize networking terms*
*pulls out study sheets and spends the next 18 hours trying to memorize networking terms*
You've gotta love it when parents take the time out of their day to give you life advice in such a tone-deaf and patronizing manner that it does more harm than good. And remember, it's considered "immature" to tell them you're not a directionless, socially-inept teenager anymore.
a woman with red hair is smiling and says just smile and nod
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October 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You've gotta love it when parents take the time out of their day to give you life advice in such a tone-deaf and patronizing manner that it does more harm than good. And remember, it's considered "immature" to tell them you're not a directionless, socially-inept teenager anymore.
Me: WOW! This program does everything [favorite program that went EOL a decade ago] did and more! I thought I'd NEVER find a good replacement! How much does it cost?
Developer: $150
Me: ...
Me: Uh oh! It seems I "accidentally" hacked the registry so the 30 day trial never expires.
Developer: $150
Me: ...
Me: Uh oh! It seems I "accidentally" hacked the registry so the 30 day trial never expires.
a woman in a leather jacket is smiling while sitting in a car .
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October 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Me: WOW! This program does everything [favorite program that went EOL a decade ago] did and more! I thought I'd NEVER find a good replacement! How much does it cost?
Developer: $150
Me: ...
Me: Uh oh! It seems I "accidentally" hacked the registry so the 30 day trial never expires.
Developer: $150
Me: ...
Me: Uh oh! It seems I "accidentally" hacked the registry so the 30 day trial never expires.