Just sit in the corner and watch The Godfather 2 on your phone.

Ex-girlfriends

Yes it’s shite that only the trust fund/private school kids can actually go for it these days, music is much poorer for it.

We have a mutual friend and I ended up at a weekend away where he was there. Came down one morning to find him playing guitar and singing children’s songs to my daughter and the other kids.

Surprised he didn’t charge me a tenner now.

John Power’s debts must be astronomical.

My mum had one of those capes with her nurses uniform when I was a kid. I remember being in tears one morning as she wouldn’t let me wear it to school.

I was 17.

Thought you were having a Pot Noodle for breakfast there.

A dagger through the heart that one.

The Aston Martin gilet says it all.

My brother worked building that. A gang of them built a large secret room with a false wall that they would take turns to kip in.

Enjoying one called Strangers On A Bench at the moment, definitely no cameras.

“As schooner of Zombie Squirrel begins please barkeep!”

Listen to yourselves.

You people.

I cannot for the life of me think why people would want to watch them, especially people who are on Teams calls all day.