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SrslyJim
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It's what I say every time I step on a scale...

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That is *the* life lesson
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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More than
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Must be like declassifying docs with his mind
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Dang. If that's "charming", pretty sure "blunt" would kill me.
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Epstein Files Storage Facility
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Beach Boys
Kiss
Heart
Bruce Springsteen
Kenny Chesney
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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So it doesn't rhyme with piñata?
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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No saddle so it must be bareback
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Fortunately the hats help us ID many of them
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Like we can afford bananas
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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All some of us had were cave paintings
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Thanks. I'll time my flushes accordingly
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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On MëinSpace?
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Rhetorical question, right?
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Thinking this was more aimed at MAGA here than anyone there
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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That's like asking if there were any Indiana Jones movies after Last Crusade
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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The GoFundMe campaign starts soon
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Just cross out the word "can"
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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According to the White House physician, 6'3" and 224#
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM