Todd Dadslayer, future bastard
@srn-lol.bsky.social
A great big autistic idiot who's also weak and sucks. A marginal fyad of old.
Me when we invade greenland
January 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Me when we invade greenland
we're totally going to invade greenland lol
January 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
we're totally going to invade greenland lol
Trucking used to be big time shit in the 70s. There was a tv show about a truckin guy and a monkey. I had a toy CB that said, "hey good buddy, what's your handle?" Then at some point society said fuck trucking! sad.
December 27, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Trucking used to be big time shit in the 70s. There was a tv show about a truckin guy and a monkey. I had a toy CB that said, "hey good buddy, what's your handle?" Then at some point society said fuck trucking! sad.
me to people driving big trucks to an office job: LOL what are hauling, bad code? oh you're picking up wheelchairs for kids after work? uhhhh... fuck you!
December 27, 2024 at 3:02 PM
me to people driving big trucks to an office job: LOL what are hauling, bad code? oh you're picking up wheelchairs for kids after work? uhhhh... fuck you!
don't worry I'm going to assemble a ragtag bunch of associates to take back the presidency
November 14, 2024 at 10:06 PM
don't worry I'm going to assemble a ragtag bunch of associates to take back the presidency
trying again to post this is broken or maybe its me
November 14, 2024 at 5:05 PM
trying again to post this is broken or maybe its me
why i gotta social media all over the joint
November 14, 2024 at 5:04 PM
why i gotta social media all over the joint
ive done like 4 doodoos today (this post is one of them yes)
June 18, 2024 at 9:23 PM
ive done like 4 doodoos today (this post is one of them yes)
one thing about being an old that didn't used to happen is that the day after I work 2 jobs I'm fucking wrecked and can't do my weurk. So like either don't get old or get that young blood transfusion thing so you don't end up like me. Or move to a country where you don't need 2 jobs to live.
March 29, 2024 at 2:44 PM
one thing about being an old that didn't used to happen is that the day after I work 2 jobs I'm fucking wrecked and can't do my weurk. So like either don't get old or get that young blood transfusion thing so you don't end up like me. Or move to a country where you don't need 2 jobs to live.
My monthly bills totaled up to "1337" this month. 😎
March 5, 2024 at 10:45 PM
My monthly bills totaled up to "1337" this month. 😎
A post for my fellow middle-aged homies:
I found a whole outfit for a wedding at Burlington for just $30. 😎
I found a whole outfit for a wedding at Burlington for just $30. 😎
February 27, 2024 at 3:47 PM
A post for my fellow middle-aged homies:
I found a whole outfit for a wedding at Burlington for just $30. 😎
I found a whole outfit for a wedding at Burlington for just $30. 😎
there is a protracted eviction situation across the street today. I don't know the details except for someone owes someone $4400 in back rent plus utilities because they said that a lot.
January 30, 2024 at 4:02 AM
there is a protracted eviction situation across the street today. I don't know the details except for someone owes someone $4400 in back rent plus utilities because they said that a lot.
being the shittiest guy in any professional sport has got to be awesome
January 26, 2024 at 2:43 PM
being the shittiest guy in any professional sport has got to be awesome
Glad I joined this site to get away from twitter but now half of this is people dunking on tweets I joined here to not see lol
January 20, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Glad I joined this site to get away from twitter but now half of this is people dunking on tweets I joined here to not see lol
Another gunfight at the my neighborhood corral. 15 shots from a 9 millimeter an hour ago and 3 from an AR-15 a few minutes ago.
It has almost become a morbid fascination at this point. Like, it doesn't frighten me anymore.
I'm out of this joint soon I hope.
It has almost become a morbid fascination at this point. Like, it doesn't frighten me anymore.
I'm out of this joint soon I hope.
January 19, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Another gunfight at the my neighborhood corral. 15 shots from a 9 millimeter an hour ago and 3 from an AR-15 a few minutes ago.
It has almost become a morbid fascination at this point. Like, it doesn't frighten me anymore.
I'm out of this joint soon I hope.
It has almost become a morbid fascination at this point. Like, it doesn't frighten me anymore.
I'm out of this joint soon I hope.
I'm getting a bunch of anxiety about a lot of people liking one of my tweets haha
January 16, 2024 at 3:33 PM
I'm getting a bunch of anxiety about a lot of people liking one of my tweets haha
Going outside periodically to say, "pfft this isn't cold!" so my neighbors know I'm tough
January 12, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Going outside periodically to say, "pfft this isn't cold!" so my neighbors know I'm tough
It's like that Snoop hoax. They're gonna bring the gum back as new and improved: flavor lasting as much as twice as long as before.
January 12, 2024 at 3:23 AM
It's like that Snoop hoax. They're gonna bring the gum back as new and improved: flavor lasting as much as twice as long as before.
SRN's Air Travel Rules for Survival
1. You can pilot a small plane but never be a passenger on a little ass plane or jet. Like less than 10 people capacity? GTFO.
2. Helicopters are 99% of the time harbingers of bad news
4. Fart on the plane the air is filtered.
H. Travel pillows don't work
1. You can pilot a small plane but never be a passenger on a little ass plane or jet. Like less than 10 people capacity? GTFO.
2. Helicopters are 99% of the time harbingers of bad news
4. Fart on the plane the air is filtered.
H. Travel pillows don't work
January 5, 2024 at 7:29 PM
SRN's Air Travel Rules for Survival
1. You can pilot a small plane but never be a passenger on a little ass plane or jet. Like less than 10 people capacity? GTFO.
2. Helicopters are 99% of the time harbingers of bad news
4. Fart on the plane the air is filtered.
H. Travel pillows don't work
1. You can pilot a small plane but never be a passenger on a little ass plane or jet. Like less than 10 people capacity? GTFO.
2. Helicopters are 99% of the time harbingers of bad news
4. Fart on the plane the air is filtered.
H. Travel pillows don't work
I get a cute kitten calendar every year and we use markers to try & change that month's picture in a fun way. This is January 2024.
January 3, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I get a cute kitten calendar every year and we use markers to try & change that month's picture in a fun way. This is January 2024.
Survived the volley of falling bullets so that is good luck for 2024!
January 1, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Survived the volley of falling bullets so that is good luck for 2024!
Good solid 30min of gunfire tonight. Not bad. STL still has the sauce
January 1, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Good solid 30min of gunfire tonight. Not bad. STL still has the sauce
It's about time I wished everyone a merry christmas
December 31, 2023 at 5:09 PM
It's about time I wished everyone a merry christmas
Wipe yourself off. You're dead.
December 30, 2023 at 8:00 PM
Wipe yourself off. You're dead.