Jtgooner
@squimbynurox.bsky.social
Lifelong gooner, occasional vlogger, eternal optimist
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I asked my wife why do you always have your eyes closed during sex?"
"See that big mirror over there?" She said.
"Yes." I replied.
She said, "Get up and look in it."
"See that big mirror over there?" She said.
"Yes." I replied.
She said, "Get up and look in it."
December 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I asked my wife why do you always have your eyes closed during sex?"
"See that big mirror over there?" She said.
"Yes." I replied.
She said, "Get up and look in it."
"See that big mirror over there?" She said.
"Yes." I replied.
She said, "Get up and look in it."
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Get im chaps
@foxyfacedcharles.bsky.social @kayharker.bsky.social @brown-abner.bsky.social @condicote7000.bsky.social
#BoxOfDelights
@foxyfacedcharles.bsky.social @kayharker.bsky.social @brown-abner.bsky.social @condicote7000.bsky.social
#BoxOfDelights
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’ll never forget the #Christmas I decided to dress like a children’s tv presenter and my brother @comicbookmalc.bsky.social decided he’d go Navy Chic
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I’ll never forget the #Christmas I decided to dress like a children’s tv presenter and my brother @comicbookmalc.bsky.social decided he’d go Navy Chic
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Didn’t know the lad could do it without Phil Foden.
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Didn’t know the lad could do it without Phil Foden.
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Everyone single Spurs fan who sang about being “Champions of Europe” fully deserved to be slapped around the face with the embarrassment that followed.
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Everyone single Spurs fan who sang about being “Champions of Europe” fully deserved to be slapped around the face with the embarrassment that followed.
Pundits: @arsenalfc.bsky.social can’t score open play goals against a low block.
Spurs: play low block and concede 4
Pundits: @arsenafc.bsky.social won cause spurs didn’t choose the right tactics.
#NLD
Spurs: play low block and concede 4
Pundits: @arsenafc.bsky.social won cause spurs didn’t choose the right tactics.
#NLD
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Pundits: @arsenalfc.bsky.social can’t score open play goals against a low block.
Spurs: play low block and concede 4
Pundits: @arsenafc.bsky.social won cause spurs didn’t choose the right tactics.
#NLD
Spurs: play low block and concede 4
Pundits: @arsenafc.bsky.social won cause spurs didn’t choose the right tactics.
#NLD
My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas.
"World peace" I said.
"Something more realistic!" she laughed
"Ok how about a blowjob once a week?
"She reached for the phone."Who are you calling?" I asked.
"The United Nations" she replied.
"World peace" I said.
"Something more realistic!" she laughed
"Ok how about a blowjob once a week?
"She reached for the phone."Who are you calling?" I asked.
"The United Nations" she replied.
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas.
"World peace" I said.
"Something more realistic!" she laughed
"Ok how about a blowjob once a week?
"She reached for the phone."Who are you calling?" I asked.
"The United Nations" she replied.
"World peace" I said.
"Something more realistic!" she laughed
"Ok how about a blowjob once a week?
"She reached for the phone."Who are you calling?" I asked.
"The United Nations" she replied.
Take care out there today everyone I’ve heard the weather is Motown
What’s Motown weather I hear you ask?
Well it’s three degrees, four tops
What’s Motown weather I hear you ask?
Well it’s three degrees, four tops
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Take care out there today everyone I’ve heard the weather is Motown
What’s Motown weather I hear you ask?
Well it’s three degrees, four tops
What’s Motown weather I hear you ask?
Well it’s three degrees, four tops
Soundtrack first then the Blu-Ray later
#TheBoxOfDelights
@brown-abner.bsky.social @foxyfacedcharles.bsky.social @kayharker4.bsky.social
@condicote7000.bsky.social
#TheBoxOfDelights
@brown-abner.bsky.social @foxyfacedcharles.bsky.social @kayharker4.bsky.social
@condicote7000.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Soundtrack first then the Blu-Ray later
#TheBoxOfDelights
@brown-abner.bsky.social @foxyfacedcharles.bsky.social @kayharker4.bsky.social
@condicote7000.bsky.social
#TheBoxOfDelights
@brown-abner.bsky.social @foxyfacedcharles.bsky.social @kayharker4.bsky.social
@condicote7000.bsky.social
@brown-abner.bsky.social @foxyfacedcharles.bsky.social @condicote7000.bsky.social @kayharker4.bsky.social
Today’s the day!
Today’s the day!
November 21, 2025 at 7:13 AM
With thanks to the #BBC they have just shown how much money #anthonyjoshua will sell his legacy for.
AJ I really respected you as a fighter but now you’re validating this clown #jakepaul you’ve not only ruined that legacy but tarnished the whole of the sport of boxing.
Could you imagine
AJ I really respected you as a fighter but now you’re validating this clown #jakepaul you’ve not only ruined that legacy but tarnished the whole of the sport of boxing.
Could you imagine
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 AM
With thanks to the #BBC they have just shown how much money #anthonyjoshua will sell his legacy for.
AJ I really respected you as a fighter but now you’re validating this clown #jakepaul you’ve not only ruined that legacy but tarnished the whole of the sport of boxing.
Could you imagine
AJ I really respected you as a fighter but now you’re validating this clown #jakepaul you’ve not only ruined that legacy but tarnished the whole of the sport of boxing.
Could you imagine
So sad to see #AJ just give up and sell out.
Used to be a champion now he’s just a chump.
Does money mean that much to you AJ and now you’ve validated this absolute clown of a YouTube “boxer”
What a legacy you’ve left behind you big man.
Used to be a champion now he’s just a chump.
Does money mean that much to you AJ and now you’ve validated this absolute clown of a YouTube “boxer”
What a legacy you’ve left behind you big man.
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So sad to see #AJ just give up and sell out.
Used to be a champion now he’s just a chump.
Does money mean that much to you AJ and now you’ve validated this absolute clown of a YouTube “boxer”
What a legacy you’ve left behind you big man.
Used to be a champion now he’s just a chump.
Does money mean that much to you AJ and now you’ve validated this absolute clown of a YouTube “boxer”
What a legacy you’ve left behind you big man.
Only 4 days until the wolves start to run @kayharker4.bsky.social @brown-abner.bsky.social @foxyfacedcharles.bsky.social @boxofdelights.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Only 4 days until the wolves start to run @kayharker4.bsky.social @brown-abner.bsky.social @foxyfacedcharles.bsky.social @boxofdelights.bsky.social
Yesterday (Saturday 15/11/25) reminded me why I love this group.
We faced our sister team, the Galacticos — two divisions above us and a side we’ve always respected — and the boys played with more heart than I’ve ever seen.
We faced our sister team, the Galacticos — two divisions above us and a side we’ve always respected — and the boys played with more heart than I’ve ever seen.
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Yesterday (Saturday 15/11/25) reminded me why I love this group.
We faced our sister team, the Galacticos — two divisions above us and a side we’ve always respected — and the boys played with more heart than I’ve ever seen.
We faced our sister team, the Galacticos — two divisions above us and a side we’ve always respected — and the boys played with more heart than I’ve ever seen.
Ty and Noah tear them to shreds
Watch this weekends match highlights below
12 goal thirller
youtube.com/watch?v=Vt12...
Watch this weekends match highlights below
12 goal thirller
youtube.com/watch?v=Vt12...
Ty & Noah Tear It Up – Double Hat-Trick!
YouTube video by Alexandra United FC U18 Hawks
youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Ty and Noah tear them to shreds
Watch this weekends match highlights below
12 goal thirller
youtube.com/watch?v=Vt12...
Watch this weekends match highlights below
12 goal thirller
youtube.com/watch?v=Vt12...
This Saturday is the Remembrance Day match. I al seats make sure my team pays respect to the fallen #theyshallnotgrowold
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
This Saturday is the Remembrance Day match. I al seats make sure my team pays respect to the fallen #theyshallnotgrowold
One for the teenagers here but my U18 side won 7 ( S E V E N ) nil on Saturday @prodnose.bsky.social @comicbookmalc.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
One for the teenagers here but my U18 side won 7 ( S E V E N ) nil on Saturday @prodnose.bsky.social @comicbookmalc.bsky.social
@talksport.com and #JamieOHara scraping terrible bottoms of all barrels by slaughtering what the Brighton manager was wearing because they couldn’t attack @arsenalfc.bsky.social and their style of play on Wednesday night.
Despicable attempt at rage baiting people to phone in.
Despicable attempt at rage baiting people to phone in.
October 31, 2025 at 10:09 AM
@talksport.com and #JamieOHara scraping terrible bottoms of all barrels by slaughtering what the Brighton manager was wearing because they couldn’t attack @arsenalfc.bsky.social and their style of play on Wednesday night.
Despicable attempt at rage baiting people to phone in.
Despicable attempt at rage baiting people to phone in.
Congrats @itvx.com ruining #BigBrother again, like last year, by making sure the person the producers want to be in the final gets there.
Caroline is one of the worst housemates I’ve watched her bullying and belittling of a man because she feels he’s “too good” a person has been awful but your
Caroline is one of the worst housemates I’ve watched her bullying and belittling of a man because she feels he’s “too good” a person has been awful but your
October 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Congrats @itvx.com ruining #BigBrother again, like last year, by making sure the person the producers want to be in the final gets there.
Caroline is one of the worst housemates I’ve watched her bullying and belittling of a man because she feels he’s “too good” a person has been awful but your
Caroline is one of the worst housemates I’ve watched her bullying and belittling of a man because she feels he’s “too good” a person has been awful but your
We’re now down to 11
Down to 12
But..
✅ Reece Page returns from injury.
🔥 New signing Tyrese Munetsi WILL make his debut at some point.
Can the Hawks draw on last week’s resilient win…
…or have they gone to the well one too many times?
Only one way to find out.
🎥 Saturday | Alex Rec | KO 09:30
But..
✅ Reece Page returns from injury.
🔥 New signing Tyrese Munetsi WILL make his debut at some point.
Can the Hawks draw on last week’s resilient win…
…or have they gone to the well one too many times?
Only one way to find out.
🎥 Saturday | Alex Rec | KO 09:30
October 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
We’re now down to 11
Down to 12
But..
✅ Reece Page returns from injury.
🔥 New signing Tyrese Munetsi WILL make his debut at some point.
Can the Hawks draw on last week’s resilient win…
…or have they gone to the well one too many times?
Only one way to find out.
🎥 Saturday | Alex Rec | KO 09:30
But..
✅ Reece Page returns from injury.
🔥 New signing Tyrese Munetsi WILL make his debut at some point.
Can the Hawks draw on last week’s resilient win…
…or have they gone to the well one too many times?
Only one way to find out.
🎥 Saturday | Alex Rec | KO 09:30
October 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Down to 12
But..
✅ Reece Page returns from injury.
🔥 New signing Tyrese Munetsi WILL make his debut at some point.
Can the Hawks draw on last week’s resilient win…
…or have they gone to the well one too many times?
Only one way to find out.
🎥 Saturday | Alex Rec | KO 09:30
But..
✅ Reece Page returns from injury.
🔥 New signing Tyrese Munetsi WILL make his debut at some point.
Can the Hawks draw on last week’s resilient win…
…or have they gone to the well one too many times?
Only one way to find out.
🎥 Saturday | Alex Rec | KO 09:30