The Spruce Sloth
@sprucesloth.bsky.social
Is that a sloth? In a suit? Drinking whiskey? You're damn right it is! I mostly comment on politics & Texas Longhorns football, but you just never know what might pop out of my brain.
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I hope that guy who was wearing the hard hat in College Station last year is somewhere in the audience. #TAMUvTEX #Longhorns #HookEm
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I hope that guy who was wearing the hard hat in College Station last year is somewhere in the audience. #TAMUvTEX #Longhorns #HookEm
You're telling me ivermectin didn't obliterate Scott Adams' prostate cancer? Wow. Maybe he needs to try those bleach injections & anal UV lights Trump suggested.
November 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
You're telling me ivermectin didn't obliterate Scott Adams' prostate cancer? Wow. Maybe he needs to try those bleach injections & anal UV lights Trump suggested.
Can't believe I've got a whole quarter left of this crap to suffer through. #TEXvMSST #Longhorns #HookEm
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Can't believe I've got a whole quarter left of this crap to suffer through. #TEXvMSST #Longhorns #HookEm
October 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
After telling the world that he was unapologetically NOT sorry, here is Piotr Szczerek still sucking at life by throwing his kids under the bus in a lame-ass attempted apology. What a giant turd.
September 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
After telling the world that he was unapologetically NOT sorry, here is Piotr Szczerek still sucking at life by throwing his kids under the bus in a lame-ass attempted apology. What a giant turd.
This dude Piotr Szczerek is over here basically trying to justify taking candy from babies. What a douche nozzle.
August 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This dude Piotr Szczerek is over here basically trying to justify taking candy from babies. What a douche nozzle.
"No extensions, no more grace periods" on the August 1 tariff deadline? Ha. I'll believe it when I see it.
July 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"No extensions, no more grace periods" on the August 1 tariff deadline? Ha. I'll believe it when I see it.
"There's a reason you separate the military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state. The other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." - Commander Adama, Battlestar Galactica
July 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
"There's a reason you separate the military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state. The other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." - Commander Adama, Battlestar Galactica
Mr. Golfer-in-chief saying that there are too many federal holidays, and that WORKERS agree with him, is not only absolute horseshit, but shows that he's never worked a real job his entire life. He might as well start telling people to eat cake.
June 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Mr. Golfer-in-chief saying that there are too many federal holidays, and that WORKERS agree with him, is not only absolute horseshit, but shows that he's never worked a real job his entire life. He might as well start telling people to eat cake.
Happy birthday to the U.S. Army. I'm sorry that fucking orange dipshit ruined your day.
June 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Happy birthday to the U.S. Army. I'm sorry that fucking orange dipshit ruined your day.
I'm so, so proud of my community for rocking our local #NoKings event. Coming home afterwards & seeing the HUGE turnout across the country was [chef's kiss].
June 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I'm so, so proud of my community for rocking our local #NoKings event. Coming home afterwards & seeing the HUGE turnout across the country was [chef's kiss].
"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little." — FDR, 1937
June 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little." — FDR, 1937
Nicholas Gilbert mistakenly believed his Canadian supplier would cover the $2200 tariff, saying "I'm not even sure it’s legal!"
It is, of course, legal. This is what happens when you get all your information from propaganda outlets. No sympathy from me.
www.syracuse.com/state/2025/0...
It is, of course, legal. This is what happens when you get all your information from propaganda outlets. No sympathy from me.
www.syracuse.com/state/2025/0...
April 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Nicholas Gilbert mistakenly believed his Canadian supplier would cover the $2200 tariff, saying "I'm not even sure it’s legal!"
It is, of course, legal. This is what happens when you get all your information from propaganda outlets. No sympathy from me.
www.syracuse.com/state/2025/0...
It is, of course, legal. This is what happens when you get all your information from propaganda outlets. No sympathy from me.
www.syracuse.com/state/2025/0...
Good for Harvard & M.I.T. The Trump administration is trying to isolate, then break, these institutions. Stand together & fight like hell!
April 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Good for Harvard & M.I.T. The Trump administration is trying to isolate, then break, these institutions. Stand together & fight like hell!
One day RFK's head is going to accidentally pop open & we'll see his brain worm working controls like the Arquillian prince from MIB.
March 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
One day RFK's head is going to accidentally pop open & we'll see his brain worm working controls like the Arquillian prince from MIB.
Al Green annoys the heck out of me sometimes, but he has my respect for doing civil disobedience the right way. The rest of the Democrats are probably still patting themselves on the back for that lame paddle idea.
March 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Al Green annoys the heck out of me sometimes, but he has my respect for doing civil disobedience the right way. The rest of the Democrats are probably still patting themselves on the back for that lame paddle idea.
Non-white & non-male clubs at West Point have been immediately disbanded.
Non-white, non-male service members: Seems like the leopards are feasting on lots of faces these days, including yours. Remember that if/when the time comes — and act accordingly.
Non-white, non-male service members: Seems like the leopards are feasting on lots of faces these days, including yours. Remember that if/when the time comes — and act accordingly.
February 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Non-white & non-male clubs at West Point have been immediately disbanded.
Non-white, non-male service members: Seems like the leopards are feasting on lots of faces these days, including yours. Remember that if/when the time comes — and act accordingly.
Non-white, non-male service members: Seems like the leopards are feasting on lots of faces these days, including yours. Remember that if/when the time comes — and act accordingly.
