Haha! So... do I leave the money on the table or...

I call him "hound dog," (or "my faithful hound") despite very clearly not being in the hound group.

I also call him Muppet when he's extra crazy.

Clock is ticking till I see my first "Candy cane up the butt" furry art.

I used to be a really avid Hold Em player but the sort of 'boom' for that is fading and it's harder to find games to join. They do Blackjack at the bar, which I'll join in on occasion.

He's almost a year now! He's a little terror, clearly getting into his teenage phase. But then he'll just fall asleep in my lap and i can't stay mad at him.

I'm not big on tradition but I tend to make a lot of cold weather cocktails, so I'm excited about a lot of hot chocolates and hot ciders.

Weekday trips to the bar. I don't really tear is up on Saturday nights like I used to, but I love a chill Tuesday/Wednesday, a few friends, beers, cards. Always puts me in a good mood.

As for a deep dive, I'm getting into Cyberpunk 2077 a few years late but I've really been hooked on it.

Our school did some play where we were dressed up as lions and bears, and my parents kept finding me still wearing the bear ear handband around the house.

Need a firedog?

This is just what fascinates me about the "cum stack" supplements. This part of the lizard brain in all men from all walks of life that says "MORE CUM!"

And this sort of swagger that comes with it, the number of dudes I've seen who say "Had to stop, it was just too much cum. I'm built different."

There's going to be a staggering number of people who don't guess it because they just can't take their eyes off your hog.

I mean, I'm never around straight people to ask. But I definitely get The Look when I'm in a new shop and I say I'm looking for Asylums.

I was shocked that they were being genuine about it! At least the guy from NZ said he'd be doing his country proud by rutting me in my sheep kigu!

You did amazing! It really brought a lot of people together. (And next time, it'll be a little warmer!)

Hey now, that's my aesthetic.

They played this in the Heretic at Pup Night once, and man oh man, what a weird vibe.