Spork Lobotomy
@spork-lobotomy.bsky.social
Several monkeys with a typewriter and a deadline
In case y'all missed it, here is the unedited photo of the Texas National Guard being deployed into Chicago
October 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
In case y'all missed it, here is the unedited photo of the Texas National Guard being deployed into Chicago
Hopping onto the bandwagon since I've already got a few of these
October 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hopping onto the bandwagon since I've already got a few of these
"Best I can do is economic recession"
October 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"Best I can do is economic recession"
Well, stop it!! I don't even know where you're getting these tools
March 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Well, stop it!! I don't even know where you're getting these tools
*the cat in question*
February 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
*the cat in question*
*mother continues to say nothing*
February 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
*mother continues to say nothing*
*Me transcribing my next skeet*
February 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
*Me transcribing my next skeet*
These commercials are getting out of hand
January 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
These commercials are getting out of hand
But famous biologist Junji Ito has already written a book about how we cannot trust sea-based creatures on land
January 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
But famous biologist Junji Ito has already written a book about how we cannot trust sea-based creatures on land
Why, definitely not me
January 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Why, definitely not me
Couldn't have been that good at Chess if Death beat him
January 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Couldn't have been that good at Chess if Death beat him
*waiter brings this to you*
January 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
*waiter brings this to you*
Definitely my spouse. We've known each other for a long time (at least for us, we're still young)
They're great for joking around with but I also know that I can rely on them and vice versa
Well, I guess all that could also be said for Spiderman but this is more romantic
They're great for joking around with but I also know that I can rely on them and vice versa
Well, I guess all that could also be said for Spiderman but this is more romantic
January 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Definitely my spouse. We've known each other for a long time (at least for us, we're still young)
They're great for joking around with but I also know that I can rely on them and vice versa
Well, I guess all that could also be said for Spiderman but this is more romantic
They're great for joking around with but I also know that I can rely on them and vice versa
Well, I guess all that could also be said for Spiderman but this is more romantic
I dunno. I guess my spouse but don't tell them! I like maintaining an air of mystery
January 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I dunno. I guess my spouse but don't tell them! I like maintaining an air of mystery
I guess the heart wants what the heart wants
January 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I guess the heart wants what the heart wants
Probably not. Not unless the person asking was a cool witch or sorcerer
January 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Probably not. Not unless the person asking was a cool witch or sorcerer
Orson Welle's agent! I've been wanting to cast his corpse in a work of mine for years
January 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Orson Welle's agent! I've been wanting to cast his corpse in a work of mine for years
Yes
But I love wordplay and cleverly-written characters
Sometimes the best jokes are also ones that feel stupid (usually that's on purpose though)
But I love wordplay and cleverly-written characters
Sometimes the best jokes are also ones that feel stupid (usually that's on purpose though)
January 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Yes
But I love wordplay and cleverly-written characters
Sometimes the best jokes are also ones that feel stupid (usually that's on purpose though)
But I love wordplay and cleverly-written characters
Sometimes the best jokes are also ones that feel stupid (usually that's on purpose though)
How about rat men like myself?
December 31, 2024 at 9:25 PM
How about rat men like myself?