Splathouse Fiction: OH SHIT, IT'S JACK
@splathousefic.bsky.social
Used to be a werewolf. Over a decade of broadcasting/improv dominance. 35. ♈ Enby but pronouns are bendy.
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Been following up on job offers and the like, so I have been out of the office today, but in the mean time, have some cock.
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Been following up on job offers and the like, so I have been out of the office today, but in the mean time, have some cock.
Some news
December 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Some news
Been a boring day and MTG has been on my mind.
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Been a boring day and MTG has been on my mind.
I meet with the mayor of Stardew Valle, and tell him I have a viable economic plan to drive our corporate stores and save the county.
December 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I meet with the mayor of Stardew Valle, and tell him I have a viable economic plan to drive our corporate stores and save the county.
Love y'all <3
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Love y'all <3
This is a nuts album cover mostly because the number of people who know who The Game is wouldn't fill a room
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
This is a nuts album cover mostly because the number of people who know who The Game is wouldn't fill a room
So.
This popped up when I went to upload today's pup play audio to fansly. I was completely unaware this had even passed.
NC also doesn't allow anything other than solo-performer content.
I absolutely agree with documented consent, but have concerns about what this means for multi-voice audio
This popped up when I went to upload today's pup play audio to fansly. I was completely unaware this had even passed.
NC also doesn't allow anything other than solo-performer content.
I absolutely agree with documented consent, but have concerns about what this means for multi-voice audio
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
So.
This popped up when I went to upload today's pup play audio to fansly. I was completely unaware this had even passed.
NC also doesn't allow anything other than solo-performer content.
I absolutely agree with documented consent, but have concerns about what this means for multi-voice audio
This popped up when I went to upload today's pup play audio to fansly. I was completely unaware this had even passed.
NC also doesn't allow anything other than solo-performer content.
I absolutely agree with documented consent, but have concerns about what this means for multi-voice audio
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Thrilling new update
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Thrilling new update
Your music service year end summaries know you better than your priest
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Your music service year end summaries know you better than your priest
No worries
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
No worries
Got an absolute head shot from one of them animal people today (they're right)
December 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Got an absolute head shot from one of them animal people today (they're right)
If he beats the wrap I'm going on a bender
December 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
If he beats the wrap I'm going on a bender
We miss you Art.
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We miss you Art.
I saw that turning point USA essay and had some thoughts:
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I saw that turning point USA essay and had some thoughts:
"Wait, wait, wait. So you're telling ME...that you, being of sound body and mind, had an encounter with a skin walker? Yeah we're gonna go open the lines. Caller, you're on Midnight in The Desert-"
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"Wait, wait, wait. So you're telling ME...that you, being of sound body and mind, had an encounter with a skin walker? Yeah we're gonna go open the lines. Caller, you're on Midnight in The Desert-"
Regular Show was a documentary about capitalism
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Regular Show was a documentary about capitalism
If like me you're a broke bitch and can't afford Ready Or Not,
SWAT 4 Gold is on gog for 5 bucks:
SWAT 4 Gold is on gog for 5 bucks:
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If like me you're a broke bitch and can't afford Ready Or Not,
SWAT 4 Gold is on gog for 5 bucks:
SWAT 4 Gold is on gog for 5 bucks:
I feel like I've mentioned it before (probably on the hellsite) but I have never felt more viscerally uncomfortable and intrigued than I have playing this:
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I feel like I've mentioned it before (probably on the hellsite) but I have never felt more viscerally uncomfortable and intrigued than I have playing this:
Currently high as hell with my cousins watching watching a heartwarming holiday classic
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Currently high as hell with my cousins watching watching a heartwarming holiday classic
Anyways time to go pretend to be the person my extended family assumes I am, brb
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Anyways time to go pretend to be the person my extended family assumes I am, brb
