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spherewolf.bsky.social
ancient proto-wolf
@spherewolf.bsky.social
1.2K followers 970 following 3.8K posts
Dogs, origami, SFF/horror books/movies/tv, games, neurodiversity, science.
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ He/him
Cw: spiders, bugs (I think they’re cute)
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Avatar pic is a man in a jack-o-lantern shirt posing next to a pumpkin carved with a spider
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made a plum torte while watching curling. thanks for the idea @towerskt.bsky.social! (the torte, not the curling)
plum torte in a round pan. there are twelve plum halves sitting skin side up in a baked cake. the plums are orange rather than purple.
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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badger loves to "help" too
my dog badger lying down in the kitchen. he is partially blocking the fridge. badger has mostly black fur with white on his forehead, chest, and toes.
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
my dog oolong sitting against a wall in my dimly lit living room, looking very suspicious. oolong is a smallish hound mix with brown and white fur and a freckle pattern on her face and legs.
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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what if you could have fluffy, warm pillows, but multiple times a day, they were cursed to turn into demons — raucous, emitting foul stenches and hungering for flesh — and each time you had to do a ritual to turn them back into pillows
my living room, featuring a large sectional couch with pillows, blankets, and a small cardboard box. on closer inspection, two of the pillows are dogs. (black lump on the left is badger, brown and white lump on the right is oolong)
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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The San Francisco riot of 1877 was a three-day riot waged against Chinese immigrants in San Francisco, California by the city's majority Irish population from the evening of July 23 through the night of July 25, 1877. The ethnic violence which swept Chinatown resulted in four deaths and the destruction of more than $100,000 worth of property belonging to the city's Chinese immigrant population.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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"watching for mula one" in zohran mamdani campaign sign font
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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"not too old for the arcade" in the style of zohran for new york campaign poster
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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39 red balloon emojis
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
spherewolf.bsky.social
what's the best movie ending of the decade so far?
still from the movie Nope (2022). daniel kaluuya wears an orange hoodie while staring straight ahead. he's riding a horse in a desert. the horse's ears and top of its head are visible. the horse is wearing something green on its head.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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teenage mutant ninja housewolf
my dog badger sleeping. the focus is on his fluffy tail, which is curled into a circle. he's wedged between a cooler, a vacuum cleaner, a cardboard box, and a table leg. badger has medium-length black fur with white on his front toes.
October 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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he smells spam but cannot reach it
my dog badger next to the kitchen counter, looking at me sadly
October 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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everyone's sending me work emails this morning
my dog badger staring into your soul, mouth open to do his anxious whine. caption says "it is thursday my enemies"
October 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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I do this by opening the fridge, which causes the monstrosity to appear without fail
my dog badger, standing in the dining room and panting with his ears back. at this angle, he is very mouth. badger has mostly black fur with white down the middle of his forehead and chest, and on his front toes.
October 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's the 2015 Nissan Rogue Select.
front view of a silver 2015 nissan rogue select. it is a very standard looking automobile.
October 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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here is your daily badger scream
my dog badger lying on the ground with his mouth wide open. he was making a quiet "aaaaaaa" sound as he yawned and whined at the same time. badger is a fluffy, medium-sized dog with mostly black fur. he thinks he has never been fed in his life.
October 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I just saw the quoted post get deleted in real-time (was there on my feed, was gone when I tried to tap on it)
@ Olga Nester... • @... • 1h Starting tomorrow we will not have credible coverage of the DOD. Media across the ideological spectrum said they will not sign the restrictive new press policy by Oct. 14. WaPo, NYT, AP, Newsmax, Washington Times and CNN said they wouldn't sign. The only outlet that signed the deal is OAN. Marisa Kabas • @marisakabas.bsky.social i'm just a little independent journalist but i don't think the credibility of your reporting should be dependent on access to a paid government mouthpiece © Deleted October 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
October 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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the heating pad I have for my feet. only problem is sometimes she kicks me
the front half of my dog oolong is visible as she lies on the couch. the rear half is covered by a blanket patterned with bones and paw prints. you can see the outline of my feet under the blanket — I have my legs outstretched on either side of her body.
October 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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found a frosted macro wheat
9 frosted mini wheats that are connected in a 3x3 rectangle
October 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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my mother-in-law is visiting us — she brought crocheted goodies and has cooked us some delicious mexican food!
crocheted items: a multicolor beanie with a fuzzy pompom, a teal scarf, a strawberry pop tart with a smiley face, a giant candy corn
October 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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badger
my dog badger yawning but it looks like he's screaming. badger is a mostly black dog with white on his forehead, chest, and front toes. his muzzle is gray with age.
October 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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I'm "just got out of the shower and wrapped some towels around me"
a Black runway model wearing what basically looks like a white cloth diaper with a towel draped around the neck and tucked into the diaper
October 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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looks like I don't have access to dm's without age verification now
screenshot of bluesky app on ios. texts reads: Chats Chat settings • Age Assurance You must complete age assurance in order to access this screen. The laws in your location require you to verify you're an adult before accessing certain features on Bluesky, like adult content and direct messaging. Go to account settings › Don't worry! All existing messages and settings are saved and will be available after you verify you're an adult. the icons at the bottom show 1 new chat message and 5 notifications
September 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I can still access the bluesky app, I just have a new banner that appeared at the top of my feed, which I have not tapped on yet
The laws in your location require you to verify you're an adult to access certain features. Tap to learn more.
September 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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i remember having them in the past but not the names of the programs. one was a little dog who ran around chasing a ball.

currently I have this creature who prevents me from moving my rolling chair
my dog badger, a black dog curled into a shrimp pose, his legs and tail touching the base of a rolling office chair
September 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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my dog badger lies on a raised dog bed. I've added a speech bubble to make it look like he's saying the quoted post. badger has mostly black fur with white on his front toes.
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM