Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs
@speeduffs.bsky.social
Socialist. FPTP out! PR in! Pro EU. Often wrong! Extremely sweary! Follow if you post interesting stuff. Music. Melanoidins fan.
CATS!😀😸
#RealPolitik
Very much about keeping the RIGHT out of power and in the bin.
Is he dead yet?
CATS!😀😸
#RealPolitik
Very much about keeping the RIGHT out of power and in the bin.
Is he dead yet?
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Happy Sunday! We had a beautiful sunrise today over West Dennis Beach on Cape Cod with so many variations it was hard to choose. Tap for full size. I hope you have a great day!
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Happy Sunday! We had a beautiful sunrise today over West Dennis Beach on Cape Cod with so many variations it was hard to choose. Tap for full size. I hope you have a great day!
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December 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Slacktone - "The Bells of St. Kahuna"
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December 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I think the term you're looking for is Schutzstaffel.
Exactly what ICE is.
Exactly what ICE is.
ICE is literally being used by a fascist criminal regime as their personal army to assault, abduct, kidnap, imprison and terrorize people of color and their perceived enemies. They aren’t a lawful agency, they’re a criminal Gestapo.
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I think the term you're looking for is Schutzstaffel.
Exactly what ICE is.
Exactly what ICE is.
These new 'Jails' they're creating may be useful in the future.🤔
In Los Angeles, California, a man’s father was abducted and kidnapped by ICE. While attempting to locate him using a GPS tracker in his car, they discovered that his stolen truck was being driven around by an ICE Bounty Hunter during his off-duty period from December 2nd to December 3rd.
December 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
These new 'Jails' they're creating may be useful in the future.🤔
Ah, standing charge going up again.
Can't beat fecking over poor people.
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Can't beat fecking over poor people.
😑
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Ah, standing charge going up again.
Can't beat fecking over poor people.
😑
Can't beat fecking over poor people.
😑
Ah, rejoining the customs union, marvellous idea.👍
EU:
EU:
a man in a suit is standing in a living room holding a coat .
Alt: a man in a suit is standing in a living room holding a coat. Probably Starmer.
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Ah, rejoining the customs union, marvellous idea.👍
EU:
EU:
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“Sangita Myska, whose long career in British journalism has included presenting shows for the BBC and LBC Radio, said she was told by the former Staffordshire council leader Ian Cooper that she was English “only in your dreams” because of her south Asian heritage” www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Broadcaster targeted with racist slurs accuses Farage of emboldening ‘toxic environment’ online
Farage is responsible for ‘dangerous’ culture shift, says broadcaster subject to alleged posts from Reform councillor
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
“Sangita Myska, whose long career in British journalism has included presenting shows for the BBC and LBC Radio, said she was told by the former Staffordshire council leader Ian Cooper that she was English “only in your dreams” because of her south Asian heritage” www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Being out in cold weather can be dangerous, especially if you have nowhere else to go. Here’s how to help people who are homeless in winter,
Homeless in winter: How to help people stuck in cold weather
www.bigissue.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Being out in cold weather can be dangerous, especially if you have nowhere else to go. Here’s how to help people who are homeless in winter,
😀👍
December 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I want Sean Bean to do an O2 advert:
'Bastards!'
😆
'Bastards!'
😆
December 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I want Sean Bean to do an O2 advert:
'Bastards!'
😆
'Bastards!'
😆
🤣
December 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Trying to whistle.
DAMN YOU MORRICONE!☹️
DAMN YOU MORRICONE!☹️
a man with a mustache wearing a black hat has the number 023 on the bottom of the photo
Alt: a man with a mustache wearing a black hat has the number 023 on the bottom of the photo
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Trying to whistle.
DAMN YOU MORRICONE!☹️
DAMN YOU MORRICONE!☹️
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A goodly prize, fit for the devil’s grace!
December 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Kristi Noem and Tom Homan hiring the best and the brightest for their new ICE Army. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Kristi Noem and Tom Homan hiring the best and the brightest for their new ICE Army. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
Me. Google.
AI is fucking shite...
AI is fucking shite...
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Me. Google.
AI is fucking shite...
AI is fucking shite...
Federal Pardons are going to need to be looked at.*
*Assuming the world survives this shitgibbon.😑
*Assuming the world survives this shitgibbon.😑
There are a whole lot of people in power right now who are very very very desperate to protect their power because they are very very very concerned about being held accountable. They know they are corrupt and so they are invested in sustaining the corruption.
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Federal Pardons are going to need to be looked at.*
*Assuming the world survives this shitgibbon.😑
*Assuming the world survives this shitgibbon.😑
Who's advising Labour?
Is it Dominic Cummings?
Is it Dominic Cummings?
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Who's advising Labour?
Is it Dominic Cummings?
Is it Dominic Cummings?
Is this AI any good at spotting camouflaged military assets yet?
I believe it's failed the exams several times.
I believe it's failed the exams several times.
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Is this AI any good at spotting camouflaged military assets yet?
I believe it's failed the exams several times.
I believe it's failed the exams several times.
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Just to be clear..
@ozymandias999.bsky.social is a legit account set up to find & report all of that creepy jazz twats accounts.
the @beefcaptainheart.bsky.social is the creepy stalker account that should be blocked & reported.
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@ozymandias999.bsky.social is a legit account set up to find & report all of that creepy jazz twats accounts.
the @beefcaptainheart.bsky.social is the creepy stalker account that should be blocked & reported.
👍
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Happy Thursday! We're almost through the week! We had a quiet but pretty sunrise this morning with some textured clouds and blue skies complementing the yellow sun at the horizon. Tap for full size. I hope you have a great day!
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Happy Thursday! We're almost through the week! We had a quiet but pretty sunrise this morning with some textured clouds and blue skies complementing the yellow sun at the horizon. Tap for full size. I hope you have a great day!
'You can rent or buy this movie'.
No thanks, I've got it on dvd.🖕
No thanks, I've got it on dvd.🖕
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
'You can rent or buy this movie'.
No thanks, I've got it on dvd.🖕
No thanks, I've got it on dvd.🖕
Bring out the gimp.
But the gimp's sleeping.
Well I guess you're just gonna have to wake the president up.😶
But the gimp's sleeping.
Well I guess you're just gonna have to wake the president up.😶
Seemed?! Dude was in REM sleep while the Cabinet talked about national security. Drowsy Don didn’t just nod off he was one Werther’s Original away from full grandpa-at-Thanksgiving energy.
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Bring out the gimp.
But the gimp's sleeping.
Well I guess you're just gonna have to wake the president up.😶
But the gimp's sleeping.
Well I guess you're just gonna have to wake the president up.😶