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Flame‐coloured bird. Profoundly asocial. Avian, transformable, wearable (leotard form).
🔞NSFW.
It/its/that.
Non-Newtonian.
Don't attribute me.
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#phoenix
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Yam with a phoenix on head.
October 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Tessellated phoenixes.
August 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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If you don't mind my recommendation, their Realise-style long-sleeved leotards with the stripes are my favourite!
Two models wearing shiny Leohex-branded long-sleeved leotards.
August 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Friends.
The Annoying Dog from Undertale+Deltarune and a phoenix.
July 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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The fighting suit is basically sensory integration therapy.

🎨 @breezy52.bsky.social

#art #furry #bird #phoenix #MobileTraceSystem #fightingsuit
An anthropomorphic phoenix stands in a ring-shaped machine; the machine is applying a clingfilm-like nanoskin to the phoenix's body, forming a smooth powersuit. The skintight costume resembles a shiny black leotard & thigh-high leggings over a pink bodysuit, leaving only the phoenix's head uncovered. The tips of the arms & wings of the powersuit are still attached to the base of the machine; the phoenix cries and struggles to pull itself free from the stretchy nanoskin.
July 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Signal stickerpack.
signal.art/addstickers/...
#makeprivacystick
Pixel art of a phoenix.
June 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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ELR junction. #OpenTTD
An OpenTTD screenshot showing an overengineered three-way monorail junction. An OpenTTD screenshot showing an overengineered three-way monorail junction.
June 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Release it on CD you fucking cowards.
🎨 @becdegaz.hoof.place
An illustration by @becdegaz.hoof.place of a phoenix, wings unfurled, with a shiny LaserDisc levitating over its head like a halo.
May 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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I love Ho-Oh! 😭
Ho-Oh in flight (low resolution).
April 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Holding Ctrl to build diagonal canals in #OpenTTD 15.0 is going to be a big timesaver for me.
An OpenTTD screenshot showing multiple wide canals. From the north-west, two massive diagonal canals split off from a canal "roundabout". Another canal cuts through a mountain at grade while other canals use locks & aqueducts to rise, fall & traverse the landscape. Absolutely no vehicles or stations are visible.
April 18, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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It's #PhoenixPhriday you phucking phosers.

🎨 @demicryptid.bsky.social
A phoenix glares contemptibly at you.
April 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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A phoenix is nigh-on incapable of human-level creativity. Even just arranging these 73 pixels took me days.
Pixel art of a phoenix.
April 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Meme edit.

🎨 @hellophia
🎨 @jonnyspong.bsky.social
A human says “Wanna make out?” to a phoenix. The phoenix responds “[inscrutable countenance]”.
March 31, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Merry #MacroMarch to those that celebrate!
(You can't really tell from the scale of the illustration but the powersuit jumbified me to Ultra-size.)

🎨 @coyotesocks.bsky.social
An illustration by @coyotesocks.bsky.social of an anthropomorphic phoenix wearing a superhero costume. The shiny spandex bodysuit fits the phoenix perfectly; only its head, wings & tailfeathers are uncovered. Almost as if painted on, the spandex forms a tight cameltoe among the phoenix's plump labia. The suit is cyan with a hot pink pattern resembling a leotard; there is a red oval jewel, reminiscent of an Ultraman colour timer, just below the chest. The costume also includes a pair of white knee-high boots and a translucent visor covering the phoenix's eyes.
March 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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I really hope the Time Dragon appears in Wicked 4Good.

Perhaps my wish will come true if I quaff this draconic green elixir that I found…

((Please #DrinkResponsibly.))
A tin of Sour Apple flavour Dragon Soop, a caffeinated alcoholic beverage (7.5% vol). Also in the photo are an Earth Garon toy and a copy of Wicked The Soundtrack on audio CD.
March 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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I deemed this detail to be important enough to add to my siteweb.
A screenclipping from https://spandexphoenix.neocities.org/fullsize.html in dark mode. The heads of three depictions of a phoenix (a @jonnyspong.bsky.social illustration, the Nojo Color Emoji phoenix emoji and my self-portrait) each have their dual-pointed crests highlighted with a Caribbean Blue-coloured oval; the image is captioned “However you choose to depict me, my crest should have two distinct tips.” typeset in Windsor Bold (the word ｢crest｣ is a hyperlink).
February 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Envy my collection. #SteelyDan #DonaldFagen #CDDA
Spines of pre-remastered audio CD copies of the seven classic Steely Dan albums as well as both the A Decade of Steely Dan compilation and The Nightfly by Donald Fagen.
February 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I want to fuck the Time Dragon.
#Wicked
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A phoenix (illustrated by @jonnyspong.bsky.social) flying in the Apollo Victoria Theatre, serenading the Time Dragon setpiece from the musical Wicked with “♪ Just you and I, defying gravity~ ♫”.
January 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Happy 15th anniversary to raocow's perennial cat planet playthrough! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdte...
A cat (from the computer game "cat planet") and a phoenix.
January 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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My headcanon is that here I'm not inside a Gundam but am instead piloting Earth Garon who's been upgraded with an aftermarket Mobile Trace System.

Using the nanoskin fighting suit, Earth Garon is 😳fucking me…‼~🐦‍🔥🧡💙

🎨@breezy52.bsky.social

#art #furry #bird #phoenix #MobileTraceSystem #fightingsuit
An anthropomorphic phoenix stands in a ring-shaped machine; the machine is applying a clingfilm-like nanoskin to the phoenix's body, forming a smooth powersuit. The skintight costume resembles a shiny black leotard & thigh-high leggings over a pink bodysuit, leaving only the phoenix's head uncovered. The tips of the arms & wings of the powersuit are still attached to the base of the machine; the phoenix cries and struggles to pull itself free from the stretchy nanoskin. Earth Garon, a giant Godzilla-like bipedal mech.
December 29, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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The stretchy firebird competition is heating up.

I don't know anything else about this franchise and I almost don't want to look it up — it can't possibly be as awesome as it is in my mind.
Goozonians squishy toys of anthropomorphic cartoon superheroes Glyde (a purple dragon) and Queen Ember (an orange phoenix) in original packaging.
December 12, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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Not the sort of thing that I normally post but I hope that someone out there sees & appreciates this. #brutalmoose #gerbert #meme #umineko
Beatrice taunting Battler in the Umineko When They Cry manga but their heads are replaced by Gerbert and Ian respectively. Gerbert says, in Red Truth, "The cat's name is Do".
December 12, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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#Art by @jonnyspong.bsky.social, @bimshwel.bsky.social, @OiseauBlizzard, @demicryptid.bsky.social, @NoisyNaranja, @zepharusbirb.bsky.social, @tefian.bsky.social and @pupsonar.bsky.social. Music by @DuckSauceNYC. Voice by @vinny.vinesauce.com.
#avian #bird #furry #furryart #phoenix #pinned #promosky
December 3, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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Any major fluffboys have stickers.
Now I have as well.
Contact me at this webzone and I'll post a couple to you.
(Approximately 25㎟ apiece.)

#avian #bird #furry #furryart #phoenix #pixelart #SFW #stickers
Sheets of squarish stickers with a pixel art depiction of a phoenix.
November 3, 2024 at 7:14 AM
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Two of 'em.
#TheNightfly #CDDA #SACD
The front covers of two nearly-identical copies of The Nightfly on audio CD. Inside the two CD cases. One is an earlier pressing from the 1980s; the other is a Japanese SACD copy from the 2010s.
October 26, 2024 at 11:11 AM