Hey, that’s me! (Or possibly, actually the one time a spammer dug into my account).

Ah dude, what are you talking about?!? You’re on the approved list of folks who have my ear anytime.

Whelp, your Muppets stories is one of the few omnis I nabbed for myself. I sold a few Muppets comics back in the day on the strength of your “what is Gonzo” issue alone. Ecstatic this is happening.

WHEATUS is out here with their original aesthetics, because they know you’re a turd, Passion Pit. This boy was out in the streets in a bucket hat, pretending to be his new girlfriend, and y’all were like “what if Thanksgiving had monster hands” and Wheetus was like “let them see me how I was”

In stock at @variantedmonton.bsky.social! One of our favs.

Truly: no one asked you.

Aaaahhhhh I just love learning this wildness. Folks out in the streets side eyeing the kids saying “six-seven” when we’ve been doing this shit for as long as we’ve existed.