Dan "Turkey is Good, You Cretins" Ford
@soundingline.bsky.social
Fantasist. Bespoke Cusses. Rum Cove. Ring Guy. Orioles Fan. Cocktails and weightlifting, rarely at the same time. Opinions are my own. https://www.patreon.com/c/DanielMFord
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I created a (low effort) tracker for this:
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I created a (low effort) tracker for this:
11 year old Dan LOVED the weapon selection
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
11 year old Dan LOVED the weapon selection
My favorite Snake-Eyes design!
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
My favorite Snake-Eyes design!
Also: Dudes Rock
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Also: Dudes Rock
Blue whale??
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Blue whale??
Gila monster!?
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Gila monster!?
My first thought was “that thing is the size of a CAR”
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My first thought was “that thing is the size of a CAR”
There is no preparing for the size of a moose until you see one for real, huh
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
There is no preparing for the size of a moose until you see one for real, huh
TEEFS!
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
TEEFS!
I read several as a kid but I don’t remember which or almost anything
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I read several as a kid but I don’t remember which or almost anything
Gun to my head, I’m not reading any modern retellings. Pull the trigger and pray it doesn’t misfire because you’re only getting one shot before I shove it down your throat
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Gun to my head, I’m not reading any modern retellings. Pull the trigger and pray it doesn’t misfire because you’re only getting one shot before I shove it down your throat
Free website. You can be as wrong as you like.
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Free website. You can be as wrong as you like.
Amoroso roll. Butter. Good mayo. Turkey. Stuffing. Homemade cranberry. I don’t hold with the canned
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Amoroso roll. Butter. Good mayo. Turkey. Stuffing. Homemade cranberry. I don’t hold with the canned
Amoroso roll. Butter. Good mayo. Turkey. Stuffing. Homemade cranberry. I don’t hold with the canned
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Amoroso roll. Butter. Good mayo. Turkey. Stuffing. Homemade cranberry. I don’t hold with the canned