lol wtf happened here. Happy Thanksgiving dudes
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
lol wtf happened here. Happy Thanksgiving dudes
This is an old tweet but the first time I posted it I got paid like $100 or something by a DoorDash competitor to use it on a billboard lol
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This is an old tweet but the first time I posted it I got paid like $100 or something by a DoorDash competitor to use it on a billboard lol
great value tbh
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
great value tbh
i posted it on Twitter and it randomly went mega viral so brought it back here too
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
i posted it on Twitter and it randomly went mega viral so brought it back here too
actually I can. wait…shit
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
actually I can. wait…shit
Next Olivia Nuzzi target
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Next Olivia Nuzzi target
the concept of a celebrity journalist is so bizarre in the sense that literally zero of my real life normal friends know who these people are
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the concept of a celebrity journalist is so bizarre in the sense that literally zero of my real life normal friends know who these people are
Thank you for accepting blame
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Thank you for accepting blame
congrats on the achievement. That’s awesome
November 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
congrats on the achievement. That’s awesome
running. Outside even. Yikes
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 AM
running. Outside even. Yikes
The average elder millennial will recognize 3 - 4 Gin Blossoms songs but zero of the faces of the Gin Blossoms members
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The average elder millennial will recognize 3 - 4 Gin Blossoms songs but zero of the faces of the Gin Blossoms members
[catches my dog eating a bird that’s been dead like 3 days]
“thank god I spend double for savory chunks of all white meat chicken breast”
“thank god I spend double for savory chunks of all white meat chicken breast”
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
[catches my dog eating a bird that’s been dead like 3 days]
“thank god I spend double for savory chunks of all white meat chicken breast”
“thank god I spend double for savory chunks of all white meat chicken breast”