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sophia ♥️
@sophamir.bsky.social
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she/her • 33 • deeply unserious 🫶

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sophamir.bsky.social
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Ryder, a fluffy black lab, curled up tightly in a teal rectangular dog bed. His head is smushed into a corner and his butt is hanging out slightly of the opening. You can see his front toe beans. Ryder, a fluffy black lab, curled up tightly in a teal rectangular dog bed. His head is smushed into a corner. You can see his front toe beans.
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
I hope using my post to flirt with your friends works!
Close up of animated character Arthur's gripped fist to indicate secretly fuming.
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
hand two! a bit rushed lol
Picture of a white person's manicure. The thumb is the studio ghibli blue opening title screen with cute creature and smaller creature sitting on its head Picture of a person's manicure: Pointer finger is the face of the river spirit Middle finger is the bathhouse Ring finger is the roasted newt and the red hair tie that chihiro makes in the movie Pinkie finger is soot sprites with different color "sprinkles" or their food
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
sophamir.bsky.social
hand one done
Picture of a white person's manicure: Pinky has flower stickers on a grey background. Ring, middle, and pointer finger are combined to have Haku in dragon form flying across a grey background Picture of a white person's manicure: Thumb is the opening title studio ghibli blue background with cute creature and smaller creature sitting on its head
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
sophamir.bsky.social
check out my vans I thrifted
Picture of a person's legs and crossed ankles wearing black leggings and black vans with brightly colored tropical flower prints that are blue, white and pink, and green leaves.
November 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
the only fictional character I want to be associated with is Galadriel or ✨Her✨
Screen grab of Eris, goddess of chaos, when she is giant and laying on her stomach looking down at Sinbad standing in front of her, resting her chin on her hands. She is lit up from underneath, giving her an intimidating aura. From the animated movie, "Sinbad"
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
that's so cute, love that for you 🥰
send some of those good vibes and detective work my way lolol
Black text on white background: I found love via NGL anon love notes! We didn’t realize we were each other’s bsky crushes until I sussed them out with clues and then confirmed it was them lol
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
"obviously" like this isn't anonymous 😭
Black text on white background: Obviously you are my crush. Duh. 😍😍😍😍😍😍. The only problem is you’re so fucking amazing. The combo of brains and beauty is something else
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
how much younger 🤨
would u ever date someone younger?
November 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
nooooooooooo I'm sorry bb sending good vibes ✨✨✨
Black text on white background: my company suddenly implemented a huge re-org and I'm really scared we're about to have huge layoffs
November 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
I don't know? did you apologize? idk. the jury needs more evidence.
Black text on white background: I have a big crush on you but I think I might have screwed up by making fun of you one time, is there any chance I can come back from this?
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
diaBOLICAL. I bow before you.
Black text on white background: i was alone at my ex’s place when i found out they cheated on me, and instead of ruining all their shit i opened 2 tins of fish and scattered them all around the house. in their ac vents, under the bed, in old shoes they don’t wear, etc. they complained about the smell of fish online for MONTHS
November 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
[redacted]
I work from home so no coworker tea.
my neighbors have been mostly fine.

that's why I asked for other people's tea.
Black text on white background: I have several crushes. They don't know and I will just be friend's I don't have a close co worker now since last one left 6 months So i am doing there job too No issues with neighbors today. What are your answers?
November 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
had a friend in college who's eventual husband was so nervous to ask her out he immediately threw up in a bush right after asking.

so like, if it's meant to be, it'll be.

also take a deep breath. remember you're strangers. the court needs more evidence!!
you're mf scooby doo and the gang rn.
Black text with white background: I had two Hinge first dates in the last 24 hours, my coffee date this morning was a woman way out of my league and I already have a debilitating crush on her. How do I not fuck this up?
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
I don't know, baby, love is foolish 😭
Black text on white background: WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
god, I love me a dark haired, bearded, morally grey character. I am just a girl.
Picture of a tv with yellow backlight above a tv stand. On screen are two characters on a starship. One character is a woman with shoulder length dark hair smiling softly and wearing a red robe. She is standing across from another character wearing a dark long sleeve shirt rolled up to the elbow. He has wavy dark hair and a short beard. Bottom captions: -[sighs] it's because of the alcohol. -it's a noted side effect.
November 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
Happy belated Halloween!!
This zombie apocalypse short story is available wherever you get your ebooks!

I hope you like it and if you don't, don't tell me, I'm so serious about that.

Happy reading 😈
Book cover with image of a cloudy yellow sunset behind a bridge in the distance that has the middle railings broken. The bridge is over water. In the sky is an image of the back of a person looking slightly over their shoulder, they are wearing a brown jacket with hood up, vest, and gas mask. Over the water is the title, subtitle, and author name: Don’t Leave The Road A Post -Apocalypse Short Story Sophia Hoxie
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
the face of a boy who does not give a FUCK about daylight savings
Close up of the side of Ryder's face (a fluffy black lab with brown eyes) looking down and sad. Background is a blue duvet cover and white walls and hamper in a bedroom.
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM ME AND MY SON WHOM I BIRTHED
Selfie of Sophia and her dog, Ryder, looking to camera. Sophia, a white brunette woman with shoulder length hair, is wearing pink framed glasses, large silver heart earrings, and a black long sleeve dress with small white stars all over it. She is holding the camera away from her with both arms and smiling with teeth. Between her arms is Ryder, a fluffy black lab with brown eyes and grey in his whiskers and chin, with his mouth open showing his teeth and pink tongue, it looks like he is smiling. He is wearing red devil horns on his head.
October 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
shut the fuck up costar no 😭
Your day at a glance. Crushes give you energy. Stop analyzing that flutter in your chest when they walk by. The rush isn't a distraction - it's rocket fuel. Your loneliness comes not from lack of people, but from strangling your natural pull toward them. Let yourself want without a plan.
October 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
i was looking at oversize tshirts for working out at home and-
Black tshirt with some sort of engine design on the back with a logo: thehyperlabs The top of the shirt says "my world is flat." Front of black tshirt with a little design on the left chest of a glove but it is not round, it is a box with a logo: hl
October 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
Screenshot of phone screen with menu and highlighted option to "hide reply for everyone" on the post above
October 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
sophamir.bsky.social
me waiting for u to come home from work
Up close selfie of Sophia, a curvy white brunette with shoulder length hair, laying on her stomach on a bed with blue waffle style blankets/sheets. She is resting her chin on her hand and smiling softly with no teeth. She is wearing pink framed glasses and a light grey sweater with three black bats embroidered on the sleeve. Background is off white walls that are empty.
October 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
sophamir.bsky.social
i am trying to seduce u and fill u up so u cant leave
a white square bowl of a cupcake brownie with chocolate chips and a scoop of vanilla ice cream
October 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
sophamir.bsky.social
next up: brownie cupcakes and ice cream
open oven with two trays of six cupcakes with brownies
October 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM