These people are all abject morons.

Really capitalized on the whole NIL thing.

Here’s the shitty rubric

4 is the thing that stands out to me. As many people are saying, it was clearly designed to produce this result. But that does suggest to me that the grader should have been like slightly more aware of that. Either grade it differently or write a rubric that excludes such responses 🤷‍♂️

Dude wasn’t wearing shoes @radiofreetom.bsky.social

You should only be able to read that story while taking a massive shit. An action that nicely reflects how decent readers should feel about all people involved.