SonOfSpam
@sonofspam.bsky.social
Like the stars above, I am constantly expelling gas.
Sure it's cowardly. but there's a chicken right there in their logo.
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Sure it's cowardly. but there's a chicken right there in their logo.
I used to play flash games in my neighborhood and now I'm not allowed within 500 feet of schools.
December 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I used to play flash games in my neighborhood and now I'm not allowed within 500 feet of schools.
As long as it brings guillotines
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
As long as it brings guillotines
It was bad enough when he was standing next to Heidi Klum.
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It was bad enough when he was standing next to Heidi Klum.
Mincemeat pie should be eaten by someone else in another location.
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Mincemeat pie should be eaten by someone else in another location.
"For the last fucking time, you're not getting McCaffrey or the rare earth minerals!"
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"For the last fucking time, you're not getting McCaffrey or the rare earth minerals!"
White people ruin everything. I really hate us.
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
White people ruin everything. I really hate us.
Better writing than her book if we're being honest
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Better writing than her book if we're being honest
To be fair, he's only doing this to spend more time having awkward Zoom jerk sessions with Olivia Nuzzi.
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
To be fair, he's only doing this to spend more time having awkward Zoom jerk sessions with Olivia Nuzzi.
Sold God a bag of stems and seeds
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Sold God a bag of stems and seeds
GIMME FUEL
GIMME CUM
GOD THIS SWEATER'S FUCKIN DUMB
GIMME CUM
GOD THIS SWEATER'S FUCKIN DUMB
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
GIMME FUEL
GIMME CUM
GOD THIS SWEATER'S FUCKIN DUMB
GIMME CUM
GOD THIS SWEATER'S FUCKIN DUMB
If this is anyone other than Lot's wife, you're stealin my bit
October 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
If this is anyone other than Lot's wife, you're stealin my bit
Neil Young wrote a whole-ass song about it.
October 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Neil Young wrote a whole-ass song about it.
Don T is a fine gentleman.
October 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Don T is a fine gentleman.
"Like in this picture, I was saying GO AWAY TIGGER because Winnie The Pooh scared me."
October 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"Like in this picture, I was saying GO AWAY TIGGER because Winnie The Pooh scared me."
Das boot ist gut, prosit
October 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Das boot ist gut, prosit
What kind of dressing would she like with that word salad?
(Benny suggests Russian)
(Benny suggests Russian)
October 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
What kind of dressing would she like with that word salad?
(Benny suggests Russian)
(Benny suggests Russian)
I'd ask who helped you with the big words, but it's an Irish guy, so the biggest word was probably "potato"
October 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I'd ask who helped you with the big words, but it's an Irish guy, so the biggest word was probably "potato"
lol at you remembering even the tiniest bit of an avatar movie plot
September 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
lol at you remembering even the tiniest bit of an avatar movie plot
Best sushi in Aspen.
two men in suits are dancing in a hallway with the words hear us out above them
ALT: two men in suits are dancing in a hallway with the words hear us out above them
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Best sushi in Aspen.
Gonna follow an otter around with some cocktail sauce, make a new friend.
September 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Gonna follow an otter around with some cocktail sauce, make a new friend.