El Más Guapo
@somerandomclown.bsky.social
Just a famous indie microblogger from Brampton… (jealous?)
Why yes! I would love a humble piece of delicious apple pie and an extra dinner roll…
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Why yes! I would love a humble piece of delicious apple pie and an extra dinner roll…
Everything reminds me of her.
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Everything reminds me of her.
I wish I had discovered that Judas priest album 30 years ago…
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I wish I had discovered that Judas priest album 30 years ago…
And of course…
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
And of course…
I am a 0.004 percenter…
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I am a 0.004 percenter…
My grandmother was right. I am and forever will be A CRUSTY OLD MAN.
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
My grandmother was right. I am and forever will be A CRUSTY OLD MAN.
Spotify wrapped season… And once again, I am most assuredly a creature of habit…. All those songs are my favourites to play 🎸 along with, and Revelations is my #1 most fun song to play and jam over…
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Spotify wrapped season… And once again, I am most assuredly a creature of habit…. All those songs are my favourites to play 🎸 along with, and Revelations is my #1 most fun song to play and jam over…
I think the Swiss Chalet at the 410 and Queen will be my new official fully certified TGIMTECOOB-approved #1 place to eat in all of Brampton, both in store and delivery, simply because they will send you a humble piece of delicious apple pie if you ask them to. And it’s totally not because Im white.
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I think the Swiss Chalet at the 410 and Queen will be my new official fully certified TGIMTECOOB-approved #1 place to eat in all of Brampton, both in store and delivery, simply because they will send you a humble piece of delicious apple pie if you ask them to. And it’s totally not because Im white.
The blatant disrespect towards the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton (TGIMTECOOB) just doesn’t stop… if you are going to show your back to me with your naked buttocks, the least you could do is choose a virtual emotional support pet with a GYATT.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The blatant disrespect towards the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton (TGIMTECOOB) just doesn’t stop… if you are going to show your back to me with your naked buttocks, the least you could do is choose a virtual emotional support pet with a GYATT.
A brussel sprout?
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
A brussel sprout?
“Chicken Fried Rice”
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“Chicken Fried Rice”
Just another day in Brampton…
October 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just another day in Brampton…
MICROBLOG SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
Thanks to the re-introduction of Tarkir Dragonstorm on MTG Arena dot com, I am back to hemorrhaging money on said internet gaming website.
Thanks to the re-introduction of Tarkir Dragonstorm on MTG Arena dot com, I am back to hemorrhaging money on said internet gaming website.
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
MICROBLOG SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
Thanks to the re-introduction of Tarkir Dragonstorm on MTG Arena dot com, I am back to hemorrhaging money on said internet gaming website.
Thanks to the re-introduction of Tarkir Dragonstorm on MTG Arena dot com, I am back to hemorrhaging money on said internet gaming website.
This guy has been playing with himself for the last 746746 minutes…
October 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This guy has been playing with himself for the last 746746 minutes…
It’s looks like a radicalized sperm ffs…
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It’s looks like a radicalized sperm ffs…
“Dammit hes playing that woman again…” - my neighbours
October 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“Dammit hes playing that woman again…” - my neighbours
A truly blessed day in Brampton… (as usual obv)
October 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
A truly blessed day in Brampton… (as usual obv)
Furbies?
Satan (MTG) I rebuke you in the name of Samantha, the greatest microblogger of all time.
This Secret Lair business is getting uncomfortably weird.
Satan (MTG) I rebuke you in the name of Samantha, the greatest microblogger of all time.
This Secret Lair business is getting uncomfortably weird.
October 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Furbies?
Satan (MTG) I rebuke you in the name of Samantha, the greatest microblogger of all time.
This Secret Lair business is getting uncomfortably weird.
Satan (MTG) I rebuke you in the name of Samantha, the greatest microblogger of all time.
This Secret Lair business is getting uncomfortably weird.
So Eddie is just another SpongeBob?
Just a mask slapped on a pre-existing card?
I was insulted that Spongebob was not his own character.
And Eddie?
You couldn’t make Eddie his own character?
Just more rotating masks among so many rotating masks?
Is nothing special?
TGIMTECOOB would NEVER.
Just a mask slapped on a pre-existing card?
I was insulted that Spongebob was not his own character.
And Eddie?
You couldn’t make Eddie his own character?
Just more rotating masks among so many rotating masks?
Is nothing special?
TGIMTECOOB would NEVER.
October 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
So Eddie is just another SpongeBob?
Just a mask slapped on a pre-existing card?
I was insulted that Spongebob was not his own character.
And Eddie?
You couldn’t make Eddie his own character?
Just more rotating masks among so many rotating masks?
Is nothing special?
TGIMTECOOB would NEVER.
Just a mask slapped on a pre-existing card?
I was insulted that Spongebob was not his own character.
And Eddie?
You couldn’t make Eddie his own character?
Just more rotating masks among so many rotating masks?
Is nothing special?
TGIMTECOOB would NEVER.
Speaking for all of Brampton as THE single biggest global icon the Flower City has ever produced, I have to say that everything cannot be sunshine and roses all the time.
It literally (not really) pains me to say this as an Iron Maiden fan but this Secret Lair nonsense is just too much.
It literally (not really) pains me to say this as an Iron Maiden fan but this Secret Lair nonsense is just too much.
October 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Speaking for all of Brampton as THE single biggest global icon the Flower City has ever produced, I have to say that everything cannot be sunshine and roses all the time.
It literally (not really) pains me to say this as an Iron Maiden fan but this Secret Lair nonsense is just too much.
It literally (not really) pains me to say this as an Iron Maiden fan but this Secret Lair nonsense is just too much.