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Goin to a hockey game tomorrow.
That is all.
That is all.
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Goin to a hockey game tomorrow.
That is all.
That is all.
Say what you want about Aaron Sorkin, but I’ve been crying my way through a third watch of “The Newsroom.” A show that old shouldn’t feel so prescient. But here we are.
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Say what you want about Aaron Sorkin, but I’ve been crying my way through a third watch of “The Newsroom.” A show that old shouldn’t feel so prescient. But here we are.
He can’t be talking about ACTUAL magnets, she thought to herself stupidly. Spoiler alert: he was indeed talking about magnets.
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
He can’t be talking about ACTUAL magnets, she thought to herself stupidly. Spoiler alert: he was indeed talking about magnets.
The way so many people today tried to talk to me about a new round of “stimulus checks” from “tariff revenues” was genuinely unsettling.
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The way so many people today tried to talk to me about a new round of “stimulus checks” from “tariff revenues” was genuinely unsettling.
The end of that Packer game was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
I say this as a Packer fan.
I say this as a Packer fan.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The end of that Packer game was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
I say this as a Packer fan.
I say this as a Packer fan.
The end of that Bucks game had me dying. Giannis’ face…
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The end of that Bucks game had me dying. Giannis’ face…
“Just my opinion. This has been one of the most entertaining scoreless first halves of a football game that I’ve ever watched.” - the only thing Joe Buck has ever said that I found even moderately amusing. (Maybe it was Aikman- doesn’t matter. The song remains the same.)
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
“Just my opinion. This has been one of the most entertaining scoreless first halves of a football game that I’ve ever watched.” - the only thing Joe Buck has ever said that I found even moderately amusing. (Maybe it was Aikman- doesn’t matter. The song remains the same.)
Not some dude who “loves sports” watching the Packers/Eagles pregame and hollerin “who the hell is that bald guy?”
The “bald guy?”
Scott Van Pelt.
There are. No words.
The “bald guy?”
Scott Van Pelt.
There are. No words.
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Not some dude who “loves sports” watching the Packers/Eagles pregame and hollerin “who the hell is that bald guy?”
The “bald guy?”
Scott Van Pelt.
There are. No words.
The “bald guy?”
Scott Van Pelt.
There are. No words.
Anyone else have a thing where Snapchat randomly adds some “public” person and then sends notifications every time they post stupid shit or is that just me?
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Anyone else have a thing where Snapchat randomly adds some “public” person and then sends notifications every time they post stupid shit or is that just me?
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Senate Democrats are like “with your donation of $25 or more, we will help Donald Trump kill you”
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Senate Democrats are like “with your donation of $25 or more, we will help Donald Trump kill you”
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the universe could do the funniest thing
The procedural vote stands at 59–40, and the Senate is waiting for John Cornyn to get to the Capitol from Dulles
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
the universe could do the funniest thing
This man sitting next to me is trynna talk to me about the shutdown and I’ve told him THREE TIMES, EXPLICITLY, that I’m too angry to have a reasonable conversation about it. And yet he persists.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This man sitting next to me is trynna talk to me about the shutdown and I’ve told him THREE TIMES, EXPLICITLY, that I’m too angry to have a reasonable conversation about it. And yet he persists.
The Democratic party is as worthless as the Republican party, I won’t be taking any questions at this time.
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The Democratic party is as worthless as the Republican party, I won’t be taking any questions at this time.
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Sanders: Let’s be clear… If this vote succeeds, over 20 million Americans are going to see at least a doubling in their premiums… if resolution is passed tonight, we are on a path way to throw 15 million Americans off of medicaid and the affordable care act, 15 million.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Sanders: Let’s be clear… If this vote succeeds, over 20 million Americans are going to see at least a doubling in their premiums… if resolution is passed tonight, we are on a path way to throw 15 million Americans off of medicaid and the affordable care act, 15 million.
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I’m hearing Chuck Schumer traded Luka
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m hearing Chuck Schumer traded Luka
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even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people
Late hit much
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Late hit much
Yeah I’ll say a thing two ways to make a point.
I’ll never say I was “gifted” the opportunity to do that, though. Because eat shit with that.
I’ll never say I was “gifted” the opportunity to do that, though. Because eat shit with that.
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Yeah I’ll say a thing two ways to make a point.
I’ll never say I was “gifted” the opportunity to do that, though. Because eat shit with that.
I’ll never say I was “gifted” the opportunity to do that, though. Because eat shit with that.
All I want for Christmas is the eradication of “gifted” as a replacement for “given/gave.”
It’s such a small request, but I need this.
It’s such a small request, but I need this.
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
All I want for Christmas is the eradication of “gifted” as a replacement for “given/gave.”
It’s such a small request, but I need this.
It’s such a small request, but I need this.
This holiday season give the gift of saying “given/gave” rather than gifted.
It’s a small thing, but it makes a big difference.
It’s a small thing, but it makes a big difference.
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
This holiday season give the gift of saying “given/gave” rather than gifted.
It’s a small thing, but it makes a big difference.
It’s a small thing, but it makes a big difference.
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The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
February 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
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The Bulls have lost to my two favorite teams and I am absolutely here for it.
Celtics lost, too. Fuck the Celtics.
Celtics lost, too. Fuck the Celtics.
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The Bulls have lost to my two favorite teams and I am absolutely here for it.
Celtics lost, too. Fuck the Celtics.
Celtics lost, too. Fuck the Celtics.
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
Over here hollerin about baseball forgetting I’m dressed like this 🤣
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Over here hollerin about baseball forgetting I’m dressed like this 🤣