solemneye.bsky.social
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‘Shit nobody cares about’ enthusiast. Page of rage/space.
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the problem with modern fantasy movies is that they stopped having bizarre plot detours where the hero encounters a fucked-up practical effect creature with a crazy rule like "you can't make any sounds around this thing or it turns you into glass" that exist only to traumatize 8-year-olds
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I need to be shot in the head
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I am scum
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
What did I do wrong 💔
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“Erm actually all atheists or people part of any other religion than me are just lying and/or brainwashed by evil religious boogeyman” is possibly the most infuriating theist argument out there
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I should kill muself
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Popstar resident: I love pancakes

Galactic Nova: I will appeal to your hatred of waffles by sending my drones to murder everyone who has ever eaten one. Horribly. Including you. First.
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
ALL OF MY RESEARCH THUS FAR HAS BEEN USELESS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK YOU WIKIPEDIA
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It’s this damn phone
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Will I be able to read and talk about The Sandman when Gaiman kicks the bucket
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Lugia chewing undersea cables #art #pokemon #cyberattack
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Skill issue sadly
One of the most painful experiences of my life was finally getting a vita (modern era). Not playing it much bc that’s how I am. Finally one day deciding to really give it a spin. And realizing it feels awful and thus wasn’t worth getting at all.
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Last time I felt this personally attacked was when I first saw the ‘eternal ADHDoomer’ meme three years ago
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
West highland white terriers are probably the cutest dog breed
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
PLURIBUS is crazy good this week
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
In my dark and twisted mind, ALL labubus are sexy labubus…
Have any of y'all seen any sexy Labubus? Asking for friend. Trust.
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I had to redownload his shitty fucking app to confirm this is real and idk why I even bothered
Of course it’s real
Trump calls for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Road dogs
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Israel is engaged in genocide, it is a genocide materially assisted by the US, and AIPAC is the biggest lobby pushing for that material assistance to continue.

AND.

We need to proactively address anyone trying to exploit these realities and justified anger to advance or engage antisemitism.
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Antisemitism is highkey insanely prevalent and I’m not a fan. Idk maybe it’s just like that on the internet and it’s less stark irl but still
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I should start praying to a nonspecific god(s) and see what happens
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Donald Trump: one covfefe please ☝️😉

Barista: coming right up sir 😏 *writes pedophile on the cup*

Donald Trump: noooo! 😂
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM