Sock Cop
@sockcop.rocks
I am a sock.
I like VHS tapes and living at a reasonable speed
Twitch.tv/sockcop
I like VHS tapes and living at a reasonable speed
Twitch.tv/sockcop
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Sock Cop
@sockcop.rocks
· Feb 18
How to Keep Saying 'Hello There, Friend!'
When the Internet doesn't care what you want
open.substack.com
Well well well, look who finally started using their substack email gimmick! (Spoiler alert: it's me! Your old pal Sock Cop!)
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Suggested additional verse to @sockcop.rocks Animal of the Day song by Jeve Stones:
Does it sting
Or does it bite?
If provoked
Do you think
It might?
Does it sting
Or does it bite?
If provoked
Do you think
It might?
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Suggested additional verse to @sockcop.rocks Animal of the Day song by Jeve Stones:
Does it sting
Or does it bite?
If provoked
Do you think
It might?
Does it sting
Or does it bite?
If provoked
Do you think
It might?
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Sock Cop's Animal Of The Day by Jeve Stones on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 8 Songs
music.apple.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I thought 6 was afraid of 7
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I thought 6 was afraid of 7
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GUESS WHO GOT A WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE CAR? WE DID!
Thank you to everyone who donated / spread the word about our GFM. We couldn't have done with without you!
We'd still like to reach our goal to cover the legal costs re: guardianship, so plz keep sharing! TYVM!!!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-ta...
Thank you to everyone who donated / spread the word about our GFM. We couldn't have done with without you!
We'd still like to reach our goal to cover the legal costs re: guardianship, so plz keep sharing! TYVM!!!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-ta...
November 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
GUESS WHO GOT A WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE CAR? WE DID!
Thank you to everyone who donated / spread the word about our GFM. We couldn't have done with without you!
We'd still like to reach our goal to cover the legal costs re: guardianship, so plz keep sharing! TYVM!!!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-ta...
Thank you to everyone who donated / spread the word about our GFM. We couldn't have done with without you!
We'd still like to reach our goal to cover the legal costs re: guardianship, so plz keep sharing! TYVM!!!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-ta...
The Sock Cop Animal of the Day album hits all streaming services this Monday! Eight banging tracks including TWO never before heard versions
October 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The Sock Cop Animal of the Day album hits all streaming services this Monday! Eight banging tracks including TWO never before heard versions
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Image from: Geddython V: III May the Fourth Be With Us - # 268
June 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Image from: Geddython V: III May the Fourth Be With Us - # 268
It's Gilligan's island, we're all just living in it
September 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It's Gilligan's island, we're all just living in it
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It would be better if I had some imaginary butter, wait,
there we go.
there we go.
Imagine a biscuit.
Boom, now you're thinking about a biscuit.
You're welcome
Boom, now you're thinking about a biscuit.
You're welcome
September 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
It would be better if I had some imaginary butter, wait,
there we go.
there we go.
Imagine a biscuit.
Boom, now you're thinking about a biscuit.
You're welcome
Boom, now you're thinking about a biscuit.
You're welcome
September 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Imagine a biscuit.
Boom, now you're thinking about a biscuit.
You're welcome
Boom, now you're thinking about a biscuit.
You're welcome
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We know there is a lot going on right now so we really mean it when we say we appreciate your love and support!! Even if you are merely sharing this link! Thank you!!
Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr
Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 1… James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason
www.gofundme.com
August 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
We know there is a lot going on right now so we really mean it when we say we appreciate your love and support!! Even if you are merely sharing this link! Thank you!!
How come nobody told me Don Rickles shows up in The Addams Family?!
August 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
How come nobody told me Don Rickles shows up in The Addams Family?!
TOILET SCIENCE!!
🚽 🪠 🧪
🚽 🪠 🧪
The one and only @thetoiley.bsky.social stops by the basement to rank some TOILET SCIENCE! That's right! Go over to twitch.tv/benmonstertvtv and clip every time someone does some TOILET SCIENCE!
UPDATE! @sockcop.rocks will be joining us in ranking some TOILET SCIENCE!
UPDATE! @sockcop.rocks will be joining us in ranking some TOILET SCIENCE!
August 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
TOILET SCIENCE!!
🚽 🪠 🧪
🚽 🪠 🧪
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Everything I know about true love I learned from Corn Dogs.
August 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Everything I know about true love I learned from Corn Dogs.
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@sockcop.rocks
"Don't be Geschwindigkeitsüberschreitungen"
"Don't be Geschwindigkeitsüberschreitungen"
“Geschwindigkeitsüberschreitungen”
It may look like random characters, but it’s
German for “exceeding the speed limit.”
It may look like random characters, but it’s
German for “exceeding the speed limit.”
August 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
@sockcop.rocks
"Don't be Geschwindigkeitsüberschreitungen"
"Don't be Geschwindigkeitsüberschreitungen"
🎶Ho-ho-ho I'm hu-hu-hungry🎶
a box of cocoa pebbles sits on a table
Alt: A scene from a Cocoa/Fruity Pepples Christmas commercial. Fred and Barney are enjoying a balanced breakfast of cereal and 6 different bowls of fruit. Also on the table are these amazing square glasses of milk
media.tenor.com
August 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
🎶Ho-ho-ho I'm hu-hu-hungry🎶
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🎶The best part of waking up
Is coffee in your @sockcop.rocks cuuuup!
Is coffee in your @sockcop.rocks cuuuup!
August 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
🎶The best part of waking up
Is coffee in your @sockcop.rocks cuuuup!
Is coffee in your @sockcop.rocks cuuuup!
It seems like everyone says Gorilla Glue instead of Super Glue now. Maybe because Gorilla is a funnier word than Super? Maybe to honor Harambe? Don't know why, just something I've noticed.
August 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It seems like everyone says Gorilla Glue instead of Super Glue now. Maybe because Gorilla is a funnier word than Super? Maybe to honor Harambe? Don't know why, just something I've noticed.
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The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
July 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
Day One of not being visited by the ghost of Ozzy Osbourne. I'm sure he's quite busy.
July 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Day One of not being visited by the ghost of Ozzy Osbourne. I'm sure he's quite busy.
I have a new feature in my email gimmick. Horoscopes! Or, Sockstrology if you will. What does the future hold for you according to a sock? Find out!
sockcop.substack.com/p/what-does-...
sockcop.substack.com/p/what-does-...
What Does the Future Hold?
Here are the answers! Maybe!
sockcop.substack.com
July 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I have a new feature in my email gimmick. Horoscopes! Or, Sockstrology if you will. What does the future hold for you according to a sock? Find out!
sockcop.substack.com/p/what-does-...
sockcop.substack.com/p/what-does-...
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“Hey, you got a Reuben, on friggin white bread? Put your hands where I can see them.”
July 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
“Hey, you got a Reuben, on friggin white bread? Put your hands where I can see them.”
I'm on one of these! Lots of others are better than mine too!
Transferred all 67 interviews from smelly old YouTube to the clearly better smelling Bandcamp. Check it out!
Everybody's Famous with that Ryan guy
Everybody’s famous with that Ryan guy is an audio interview series with local/regional/wherever-they’re-from personalities. There might be a little bit of cursing. Each episode will contain a song. ...
everybodysfamouswiththatryanguy.bandcamp.com
July 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I'm on one of these! Lots of others are better than mine too!
Lularoe, Lululemon, labubu. I don't know what any of these things are. I'm a lululoser.
July 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Lularoe, Lululemon, labubu. I don't know what any of these things are. I'm a lululoser.
I don't say "I'm going to bed"
I say "I'm going back to bed" cause this ain't my first rodeo
I say "I'm going back to bed" cause this ain't my first rodeo
July 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I don't say "I'm going to bed"
I say "I'm going back to bed" cause this ain't my first rodeo
I say "I'm going back to bed" cause this ain't my first rodeo