Parker Ruiz 🇨🇦
@snowmanblues.bsky.social
I gave my ice cream to a shark and now I’ve got nothing to eat.
Correlation ≠ causation.
Sciencer, skeptic, lover of Scooby Doo and Encyclopedia Brown
Correlation ≠ causation.
Sciencer, skeptic, lover of Scooby Doo and Encyclopedia Brown
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Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment
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Hegseth's name tag having a typo in it in the middle of this shitshow is some real Veep stuff.
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Hegseth's name tag having a typo in it in the middle of this shitshow is some real Veep stuff.
Trump: holds an B. Sc. in economics
Also Trump: doesn't understand percentages
Also Trump: doesn't understand percentages
Trump claims he's slashing drugs prices by "200 percent, 300 percent, 400 percent, 500 percent, 600 percent, 700 percent, 800 percent. Nobody has ever heard of it before."
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Trump: holds an B. Sc. in economics
Also Trump: doesn't understand percentages
Also Trump: doesn't understand percentages
Trump: We'll destroy anyone we suspect is drug running near Venezuela, kill everyone on board b/c it's a threat to Americans.
Also Trump: Meh, I'm going to pardon the ex-president of Honduras, who was convicted/doing a 45 yr stint for moving HUNDREDS of TONS of cocaine to the US.
Also Trump: Meh, I'm going to pardon the ex-president of Honduras, who was convicted/doing a 45 yr stint for moving HUNDREDS of TONS of cocaine to the US.
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Trump: We'll destroy anyone we suspect is drug running near Venezuela, kill everyone on board b/c it's a threat to Americans.
Also Trump: Meh, I'm going to pardon the ex-president of Honduras, who was convicted/doing a 45 yr stint for moving HUNDREDS of TONS of cocaine to the US.
Also Trump: Meh, I'm going to pardon the ex-president of Honduras, who was convicted/doing a 45 yr stint for moving HUNDREDS of TONS of cocaine to the US.
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Welcome to SAFE, Canada!
When like-minded partners join forces on security and defence in a turbulent world, our countries grow stronger, our industries benefit and our citizens are safer.
Our Joint Statement ↓
link.europa.eu/QCDtpr
When like-minded partners join forces on security and defence in a turbulent world, our countries grow stronger, our industries benefit and our citizens are safer.
Our Joint Statement ↓
link.europa.eu/QCDtpr
December 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Welcome to SAFE, Canada!
When like-minded partners join forces on security and defence in a turbulent world, our countries grow stronger, our industries benefit and our citizens are safer.
Our Joint Statement ↓
link.europa.eu/QCDtpr
When like-minded partners join forces on security and defence in a turbulent world, our countries grow stronger, our industries benefit and our citizens are safer.
Our Joint Statement ↓
link.europa.eu/QCDtpr
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“The market should dictate the price of steel, not the government,” Hoekstra testified before the House Ways and Means Committee in 2003 on President George W. Bush’s temporary steel tariffs."
No conviction.
They believe none of what they are saying.
Personal gain was enough to sell everyone out.
No conviction.
They believe none of what they are saying.
Personal gain was enough to sell everyone out.
In Congress, He Said Tariffs Were Bad for Business. As Trump’s Ambassador to Canada, He’s Reversed Course.
Pete Hoekstra once testified that “the market should dictate the price of steel, not the government.” But he now champions the Trump trade policies that are being linked to job losses in his former Mi...
www.propublica.org
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
“The market should dictate the price of steel, not the government,” Hoekstra testified before the House Ways and Means Committee in 2003 on President George W. Bush’s temporary steel tariffs."
No conviction.
They believe none of what they are saying.
Personal gain was enough to sell everyone out.
No conviction.
They believe none of what they are saying.
Personal gain was enough to sell everyone out.
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"Whenever you write, whatever you write, never make the mistake of assuming the audience is any less intelligent than you are." – Rod Serling
November 14, 2024 at 7:30 PM
"Whenever you write, whatever you write, never make the mistake of assuming the audience is any less intelligent than you are." – Rod Serling
The good news: The extra grifting, mega MAGA rep from my mom’s district has decided not to run for reelection.
The bad news: His *twin brother* will be running for his seat. FFS
www.texastribune.org/2025/11/29/t...
The bad news: His *twin brother* will be running for his seat. FFS
www.texastribune.org/2025/11/29/t...
GOP Rep. Troy Nehls won’t seek reelection to Congress
The Richmond Republican, a staunch ally of President Donald Trump, made the announcement with days left before the deadline for candidates to file for the 2026 primaries.
www.texastribune.org
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The good news: The extra grifting, mega MAGA rep from my mom’s district has decided not to run for reelection.
The bad news: His *twin brother* will be running for his seat. FFS
www.texastribune.org/2025/11/29/t...
The bad news: His *twin brother* will be running for his seat. FFS
www.texastribune.org/2025/11/29/t...
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The designer of Mouse Trap, Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Lite Brite, and many other toys has passed away.
What a legacy of joy!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
What a legacy of joy!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
Burt Meyer, 99, Dies; Made Lite-Brite and Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The designer of Mouse Trap, Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Lite Brite, and many other toys has passed away.
What a legacy of joy!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
What a legacy of joy!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
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I'm thankful for my ICE whistle.
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm thankful for my ICE whistle.
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Wow, this Ireland ad about protecting your kids on your online posts. It might give you pause….think before you post about their activities.
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Wow, this Ireland ad about protecting your kids on your online posts. It might give you pause….think before you post about their activities.
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
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"We cannot negotiate with people who say 'what's mine is mine and what's yours is negotiable'."
John F. Kennedy
25 July 1961
re: The Berlin Crisis
John F. Kennedy
25 July 1961
re: The Berlin Crisis
Putin: “When Ukrainians troops withdraw from the territories they hold, then we will cease hostilities; If they don’t leave, we will achieve this by military means “
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"We cannot negotiate with people who say 'what's mine is mine and what's yours is negotiable'."
John F. Kennedy
25 July 1961
re: The Berlin Crisis
John F. Kennedy
25 July 1961
re: The Berlin Crisis
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Happy Thursday, Canada 🍁
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Happy Thursday, Canada 🍁
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They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
The youngins have found a good way to get us Gen Xers to watch their music videos. Flashbacks from the 1980s ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AKt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AKt...
Young Rival - Black Is Good [Official] (Autostereogram Video)
YouTube video by Young Rival
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The youngins have found a good way to get us Gen Xers to watch their music videos. Flashbacks from the 1980s ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AKt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AKt...
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World-famous brewing institution leaving U.S. for Canada #USA to #Canada
Since 1872, the famed Siebel Institute of Technology has taught generations of beer brewers the fine art and science of the craft in Chicago. But in a statement on
/1 thread
www.ctvnews.ca/business/art...
Since 1872, the famed Siebel Institute of Technology has taught generations of beer brewers the fine art and science of the craft in Chicago. But in a statement on
/1 thread
www.ctvnews.ca/business/art...
World-famous brewing institution leaving U.S. for Canada
A renowned American beer brewing school is heading north and getting ready to settle in at a new address in Montreal.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
World-famous brewing institution leaving U.S. for Canada #USA to #Canada
Since 1872, the famed Siebel Institute of Technology has taught generations of beer brewers the fine art and science of the craft in Chicago. But in a statement on
/1 thread
www.ctvnews.ca/business/art...
Since 1872, the famed Siebel Institute of Technology has taught generations of beer brewers the fine art and science of the craft in Chicago. But in a statement on
/1 thread
www.ctvnews.ca/business/art...
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Scientists: have you been the target of an online harassment campaign, doxxing, or weaponized FOIA requests? I'd like to talk to you about steps you had to take to protect your digital security for an upcoming Nature story. (You can be anonymous if necessary.)
RTs appreciated.
RTs appreciated.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Scientists: have you been the target of an online harassment campaign, doxxing, or weaponized FOIA requests? I'd like to talk to you about steps you had to take to protect your digital security for an upcoming Nature story. (You can be anonymous if necessary.)
RTs appreciated.
RTs appreciated.
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This is Canadian for "I'm leaving you for the rest of the world." #cdnpoli
Carney: “We will resume discussions with US when appropriate … "I don't have a burning issue to speak with the president about right now. …We are very busy with the future of Canada, and with new partnerships” #cdnpoli
apple.news/As9dauMJNTTW...
apple.news/As9dauMJNTTW...
Canada says it will resume US trade talks 'when appropriate' — Reuters
Canada will resume trade discussions with the United States
apple.news
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This is Canadian for "I'm leaving you for the rest of the world." #cdnpoli
Richest person in the world. Still cuts corners to screw the environment.
futurism.com/advanced-tra...
futurism.com/advanced-tra...
Elon Musk's Boring Company Caught Hiding Toxic Waste Pond in Vegas
Elon Musk's Boring Company has been illegally dumping toxic waste byproduct for months, landing itself a $500k fine from local officials.
futurism.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Richest person in the world. Still cuts corners to screw the environment.
futurism.com/advanced-tra...
futurism.com/advanced-tra...
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New from me: I talked to CDC staffers about the new vaccines and autism page. They said things like:
“The best way I can put it is it feels like we’re on a hijacked airplane.”
“I think people are starting to see that we can’t fulfill our mission here.”
“The best way I can put it is it feels like we’re on a hijacked airplane.”
“I think people are starting to see that we can’t fulfill our mission here.”
“Embarrassing” and “horrifying”: CDC workers describe the new vaccines and autism page
"The best way I can put it is it feels like we're on a hijacked airplane."
www.motherjones.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
New from me: I talked to CDC staffers about the new vaccines and autism page. They said things like:
“The best way I can put it is it feels like we’re on a hijacked airplane.”
“I think people are starting to see that we can’t fulfill our mission here.”
“The best way I can put it is it feels like we’re on a hijacked airplane.”
“I think people are starting to see that we can’t fulfill our mission here.”
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Are you lacking a stocking this year? Do you need a Easter Basket to celebrate the Resurrection? Do you just need a bag for all your plastic bags? Then we have just the whimsical bag for you. Limited quantites available
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whatahellofawaytodad.com/products/yip...
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Are you lacking a stocking this year? Do you need a Easter Basket to celebrate the Resurrection? Do you just need a bag for all your plastic bags? Then we have just the whimsical bag for you. Limited quantites available
whatahellofawaytodad.com/products/yip...
whatahellofawaytodad.com/products/yip...
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Almost every House Rep voted to release the Epstein files but it’s no cause for celebration. It just takes pressure off reps who got flack for stating they would vote no. Bondi will do Trump’s bidding & start an investigation. He’ll say his hands are tied. Can’t release them.
Mark. my. words.
Mark. my. words.
a cartoon character says there 's nothing i can do in front of a group of people
ALT: a cartoon character says there 's nothing i can do in front of a group of people
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Almost every House Rep voted to release the Epstein files but it’s no cause for celebration. It just takes pressure off reps who got flack for stating they would vote no. Bondi will do Trump’s bidding & start an investigation. He’ll say his hands are tied. Can’t release them.
Mark. my. words.
Mark. my. words.
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@fallenlights.net was kind enough to share this with me, and thus, I spread the wealth.
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
@fallenlights.net was kind enough to share this with me, and thus, I spread the wealth.